Right off the bat, I’ll be the first to say it: Britney Spears looks awesome. Seriously, all jokes aside, she looks great. That said, Britney probably should’ve toned down the cleave while visiting a public school in the Bronx today. I’m pretty sure that little kid just became a man. In fact, he’s at a strip club right now trading in his Transformers for a lap dance. No, wait, that was me on my lunch break.
Fun Fact: Optimus Prime does not fit comfortably into a G-string. My apologies to The Geekologie Writer’s mom. I swear I’ll bring money next time. (Or KFC. No promises.)
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OJ’s Mom @21,
you would like your little shriveled sack licked by another man wouldn’t you faggot! Pedophile rehab classes? Oh that’s clever and original. Quit acting like a bad ass over the computer, you wouldn’t be saying shit to me in real life and that’s a fact. Act like a real man tough guy!
p.s. I love how your mom swallows.
She looks nice when she’s clean and fully clothed.
Douchie, just because your boyfriend told you that your tongue is only useful for massaging his perineum does not mean this holds true for everyone else. Besides who the fuck posts with their tongue?
I’m glad she’s bouncing back. Obviously she’s a very fucked up person and only bitter people would root against her attempts to pull herself together.
Yes I’m sure the little boy enjoyed looking down Brits dress.
She looks really beautiful. But I can’t help think that behind the sheen, she’s just a robot.
Yay for Britney! Also, is that a hair extension clip or just something else?
Yeah, that was a good look the first time it was done…….. by Ellen Barkin!
i’d still ram her in the ass
New Superficial Writer: YOU ARE NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
All hail the new stylist. She’s human again.
I’m speechless. Britney actually looks fucking hot. I never thought i’d be able to say that again.
Go Brit- You look hot as
Luv your work xx
Go Brit- You look hot as
Luv your work xx
If you had never seen her you would say that woman is scorching. Beautiful, yet unrefined, diagnosed as bat shit crazy – I think it could sell for a long time even without an attempt at music.
I thought it was Jamie Lynn! woah she’s looking great :)
…something is different about her…did she get a nose job or some facial work done? She DOES look a lot like jamie lynn in those pictures. hmmm….
When adolf hitler was wearing NIKE’S at the time:
HE WAS O.K.?
She went from trashy hot to classy hot but I must admit, I do miss those snatch shots and nipple slips.
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THIS WEB SITE SUCKS BYE BYE
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These are good pics, except for the outfit and nasty tattoos.
Why couldn’t LiLo like Brit instead of SamRO? I would pay top coin to see Lindsay and Brit go at it…..
she looks great. and i’m glad she’s back to being nice and signing autographs and shit.
I agree, if it wasn’t for those horrid tattoos I could overlook the shoes long enough to bend her over and fuck her ass but the two things combined are screaming, “Look at me–I’m white trash.” I’m sorry, I could never get over that. Britney will never be anything more than what she is now. It’s in her bones. Who gets tattoos on their feet?
Superfish guy, you should come over to my house and let me ride you. ‘cuz if you think B.S. is good looking, you’ll think i’m a f***ing knock out. seriously. And i’m not even on antipsychotic meds.
She does look good. But the white trash tattoo on her foot kills it….
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oh please…..if that makes her TOTAL white trash, then even Kelly Ripa is white trash! she has tattoos ALL over!!! give the girl a break
britney looks soooo beautiful! i really wish you had to post a picture of yourself everytime someone wrote that someone was ugly……grr.
Suckers. That’s not Britney — it’s Jamie Lynn.
Since Brit Brit’s no longer insane she’s back to releasing bubble gum pop music that sounds the same as all the other miscellaneous crap on the radio once again. What a comeback.
PS: Da Man will nurse milk from Brit’s tities while feeding her beef jerky it’s feeding time!
She looks great for a 67 year old woman.
Too bad K-Fed already raided her uterus. I would rather mastrubate with steel wool than take the risk of nailing Britney……I would take an interest free loan though…..
Sorry about my typo….got excited……
i would lick her @#$hole
Again with the shoes… New hair, clothing, make-up, but the same shoes in EVERY picture!!! P.S. Britney looks beautiful and healthy.
How funny..she thinks she’s her old self again.
Sobered up already? That’s not the fun Britney! Better were the older days where she just relieved herself in the driveway (even if it’s a fake):
http://i34.tinypic.com/2my59c0.jpg
Pretty Face that is. Again.
jews suck little babies dicks. Look it up on internet. There are pictures and everything and they spread AIDS, Herpes, etc. fucking kikes, blaming blacks for AIDS.