Britney Spears blows some little kid’s mind

Right off the bat, I’ll be the first to say it: Britney Spears looks awesome. Seriously, all jokes aside, she looks great. That said, Britney probably should’ve toned down the cleave while visiting a public school in the Bronx today. I’m pretty sure that little kid just became a man. In fact, he’s at a strip club right now trading in his Transformers for a lap dance. No, wait, that was me on my lunch break.

Fun Fact: Optimus Prime does not fit comfortably into a G-string. My apologies to The Geekologie Writer’s mom. I swear I’ll bring money next time. (Or KFC. No promises.)