Britney Spears was set to perform at Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors tour at L.A.’s Greek Theater on Saturday but had to cancel because she would only dance or lip sync and Cyndi wasn’t having any of that. A source tells Page Six:
“There’s no way. Britney said she would only dance or lip-sync – and to be on stage with Cyndi, you have to actually perform. It’s not happening now.”
So Britney Spears will only sing on stage if she doesn’t actually have to sing? I think it’s safe to say this is the greatest performer of our generation. I once saw a magician make the Empire State Building disappear while he sang opera and juggled fireworks, but compared to Britney, that guy might as well have been standing on a stage farting for two hours straight.
“Britney Spears isn’t into singing”
or showering
Or brushing her teeth
Or losing wieght
Or wearing a bra
Or running out of corn dogs
i think that Breasty Johnson IS really Britney!! OMFG!! they way you defend her makes you guilty as hell…
ughhh….. and could this be a worse picture of her? I won’t even bring up the galaxy occupying her cheek… I still need an explanation on the wig/extensions-hat [and sometimes headband] combo! Why doesn’t she think she can pull off a cute short style? tousled pixie? mini pob? slicked back & sleek? can you imagine how hot & itchy it is up under there? so gross… such an attention & maintenance whore
That’s a dude, right?
Awww look at Breasty’s website. BritneySpears.com. Lewwwser!!! LMAO!
Five’ll get you ten she comes out as a tranny man in a few years. “I’ve always FELT like a dude on the inside.” All the plastic, sexy hype, bizarre behavior, etc. is compensation for her inner frustration: I WAS BORN TO BE A DUDE! I LOOK WAY BETTER BALD … LIKE … A DUDE!”
Those marks on her face are a sure sign of a Meth User. They uncontrollable pick at their face for some reason.
As for her lip sync, who’d have thunk. All her past records were mixed in a recording studio by some genius with special equipment. Her own real voice must really be terrible; I bet it would scare dogs away.
At first glance, I thought it was Bono
Kelli with an “eye”: Fuck off!
From the Jimbo fan club
God…she’s fucking useless
#6 – I can remember the Milli Vanilli incident and the uproar it caused. Just goes to show that what starts out as “disturbingly, shockingly, and morally wrong” becomes the accepted norm over time. Because we’re just too lazy as a species to stand our ground on what is right or wrong because it’s the unpopular thing to do.
#14 – I do agree with your point of view. But that doesn’t mean that Britney isn’t bad (because she is), it means that she’s stayed true to herself.
#27 – STFU breastless! Britney has sold millions of records by duping millions of prepubescent kids 10 years ago. But as Janet Jackson’s song goes, “What has she done lately?” And stop fucking shouting.
#39 – don’t forget shaving all of her hair off on camera (the tatoo shop and the hotel swimming pool incident). That showed a sound mind.
#43 – see above.
#49 – JRZ! SHAME ON YOU! Elvis NEVER EVER lip sync’ed. Even at the shows he did in his final days when he weighed 250 lbs. Putting Britney and Elvis into the same category is a travesty! Even if you only mean by the way they look.
Can’t wait till Brit pulls the old ANS! Followed soon thereafter by LiLo and Paris.
wazup with that ugly red rash on her face?
britney sprears is a brat she needs 2 get a hold of her life get over herself!!!
britney needs 2 wake up and look in the mirror at herself and i promise she wont like what she looks at!! she needs 2 get a grip!
Hey Breasty Jackass, get a life! Why are you taking attacks on Shitney so personally? If you want to idolize a talentless has been then so be it, but why are you here at the Superficial? This site isn’t for you.
I guarantee though if Britney came out with a new CD it would sell millions. She could fart-sync into the mic it would sell it doesn’t matter.
britney has lost all her fans !
she give pain me !
Well, I had a good night. My pills did last all night. There were so many girls and guys at my house last night, let’s just say, my dick is still hard. I will continue to use it tonight, but with different people. Anyone interested, call me.
Why is this asshole famous again?
What I WOULD PAY money for is to see her go one whole year with combed hair that is NEVER thrown up on top of her head in a ratty ponytail. Or worn down without twisted, gnarly extensions that look like she got them from the dumpster at Burger King.
I’d even pay money to see her go a year without wearing a STUPID GOLF hat or a fedora. A whole year. Can’t do it, can you, oh queen of class?
I’ll bet she never
shavez her head again….
Britney, there is one thing that I have learned being married, do not let your X-husband look better than you do when going through a divorce. Honey, where are your brains at? At least wait until the divorce is over. Get smart.
thiz old wazhed up lady
needz arrezted for indecent
expozure…zhow that ugly
zhaved puzz again..the copz
will be on their way, bitch.
Breaking News: Tonight I am sad to report that Britney got so drunk, she fell on one of the boys and almost smothered him to death. He is trying to recover and everyone needs you to pray for him. Britney is now in rehab again, and this time she will be staying for some time.
Isn’t it funny how everyone runs to rehab when they break the law? She should be put in jail. Someone needs to put their foot down before it is too late.
Who is the crazy man behind her in the picture looking very disgusted, I know why he looks disgusted, just don’t know who he is.
So she won’t sing for us if she has to sing. That makes sense.
“I perfrom fo ya’ll but i anin’t gonna sing i ain’t crazy like that ya’ll. don’t get this bitch twisted ya’ll”
What the hell is wrong with this girl???? She needs to get some proactive. I hate to be mean but damn!!!!!!!!! I wish that the media would just stop talking about her and then maybe she would go away.
It’s kinda sad how people are so happy about her being less attractive that she was. When she was beautiful, everyone worshipped her, now that she’s had a couple of kids and looks like a normal person, all the previously jealous people pounce!
I love Britney’s music and her personality, but I will never go to one of her concerts. I’m a fan, I have all her albums, but when I go to a concert I want to see the artist actually showcasing ALL of her skills and talents. Most fans say she can’t sing properly with all the dancing and running around.