Britney Spears was set to perform at Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors tour at L.A.’s Greek Theater on Saturday but had to cancel because she would only dance or lip sync and Cyndi wasn’t having any of that. A source tells Page Six:
“There’s no way. Britney said she would only dance or lip-sync – and to be on stage with Cyndi, you have to actually perform. It’s not happening now.”
So Britney Spears will only sing on stage if she doesn’t actually have to sing? I think it’s safe to say this is the greatest performer of our generation. I once saw a magician make the Empire State Building disappear while he sang opera and juggled fireworks, but compared to Britney, that guy might as well have been standing on a stage farting for two hours straight.
whats WRONG with her???? GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!
this isn’t anything new
Does anyone really give a crap what this fugly fat hoe does these days ?
Remember the old days…the days when someones career was over and they faded into the background never to be heard of again unless there was a mock-umentary about the decade in which they might have been popular…like Tiffany or Debbie Gibson. I miss the old days.
What genius in Cyndi’s posse agreed on this appearance in the first place? Inviting Pamela Anderson to a 100% Natural Breasts convention would make more sense.
So, is Britney just shooting us straight about not really singing onstage all those years, or is this another symptom of the laziness that’s led her to whaledom? Have we come so far since Milli Vanilli that people are actually embracing being big fat fakes?
Musicians perform. Britney shakes her ass. Real performers use drugs, do hard time, get inspired and make pretty good music. Britney gets wasted and cannot control her life. She cannot lip synch for more than 15 minutes. Would anyone really buy her album? Makes me sick.
Gawwwwd, Can you get off of her nuts! Shit…..everytime….every fucking day….evey hour…..every fucking minute….and every second…Britney, Britney,Britney! I think that the editors of this web-page gets a HARD-ON for this shit!
“Oh my Britney, is at Frank’s Grocery Store, in Aisle Three, she is picking up “BUNNY Bread” Oh…my Nobody…picks up “BUNNY BREAD” that is crazy…she has no class because she picked “BUNNY BREAD”! Oh mY Britney, is at the night club “HIGHLANDS” she seems to be drinking…wait…I can’t make a good picture, out of what it is she is drinking….oh my…it is WATER! GET A FUCKING LIFE, ASSHOLES! SHE IS HAVING FUN WITH YOU PEA BRAIN BITCHES!
It’s just amazing that she honestly believes she should be out there doing these ridiculous 15-minute shows. I would love to see who her fucking agents and managers are. It’s probably two parakeets, a snail, and an iguana named Donut.
#8,
Britney has nuts??? I was pretty sure from all those upskirt photos that she allowed people to take that she had a mushy snatch, but if you insist that she has nuts, well, this will have to be investigated and discussed further!
Someone needs to order some more Proactiv. Did she just stop bathing altogether? I don’t remember her ever having such bad skin.
wow what great complexion. looks like she washed her face with a chamois cloth and a bottle of grease. you’d think with jessica simpson on all those pro-activ commercials she’d take the hint, no?
And another motherfucking thing, put some better pictures of her on the web-page! you skanks find the worst pictures! Maybe she was having a break out…..that’s the norm with everybody! If it wasn’t, then NOxema, OXy10(etc) would not exist! Stop acting like you, AMERICA don’t have acne, or never had it! I didn’t mean literally her nuts jerk-off juice(#10)
britney is not so bad. i mean, she is the one famous person who stuck to her roots. she was southern trash when she was young, and she still is. she didnt let her career change her. yeah sure, she sucks at living. but she’s held strong to that!
#6 I agree. When did lip syncing become ok? At least Ashlee got abused for faking it on stage, anytime i see Britney she’s shamelessly lipping it.
What???? Shitney only lipscyncs?? What? NO WAY!! I don’t believe it. You lie!!!!
Haha.
**sigh**
It’s amazing she made all this money being a no talent.
Amazing.
hahaha i think that “BREASTY JOHNSON” and “GOPARIS” need to meet and be idiots together…
Okay lets remember that Britney Spears has been lip-synching her whole career, this is nothing new. She is and always has been a talentless bitch. Just before her handlers tried to gloss over that with fake crap.
She is ugly too, and her dumb fans have the nerve to call people jealous of this????
Would somebody get this Breasty Johnson mouth-breathing retard the crap outta here?
Anyway, I would definitely rather see a guy farting for 2 hours than Britney Spears pretending to sing. At least that would take talent.
15 minutes and fading fast….. ;)
#19) fat ass…I’m not going anywhere! So gather your stubby fingers, and get to typing!
Ugh… this is a new low.
I haven’t seen her get mannish.
Breasty, are you for real? did you get redirected here from disney.com? We don’t dream up ways to promote celebutards here, we expose them for the asshats they really are….Hillary Duff is coming out with a new album, shouldn’t you be in line?
BRITNEY IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A MAN. Before we know it, she’ll grow a penis too.
she’s such a stupid cunt.
Brit’s comment count is going way down. Kim Kardashian is even kicking your ass Brit! It’s over Brit!
I’M NOT FROM DISNEY, BUT I SURE DO SWEAR THAT YOU FUCKERS GET A HARD ON! HAVE YOU SOLD MILLION, AND MILLIONS OF RECORDS? ALL THE SHIT DWEEBS KNOW THAT THEY WERE, AND STILL IS SINGING ALONG TO HER SHIT! sTOP….RIDING THE BAND WAGON…BE YOURSELF! IF YOU LIKE BRITNEY, THEN YOU LIKE HER…IS SOMEBODY GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS? YES, SHE HAS MADE SOME MISTAKES IN HER LIFE. EVERYBODY HAS, AND STILL WILL MAKE MISTAKES! wHO ARE YOU TO TALK ABOUT THE WAY SHE DRESS, SHIT..IF SHE THINK THAT, THAT PARTICULAR OUTFIT THAT SHE HAS ON LOOK GREAT..THAT’S HER DECISION! HOW CAN NARROW MINDED PEOPLE THINK THAT SHE TREAT HER KIDS BAD ON THE WAY THAT SHE DRESS? THAT’S CRAZY! I UNDERSTAND IT’S ALL ABOUT FUN, AND GAMES, BUT YOU GUYs TAKE THAT SHIT TO ANOTHER LEVEL!
Three words…PRO ACT IVE! or CLEAR A SIL!
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Who is she and why is she famous?
#29, you mean, “who WAS she”
And, we still don’t know…
She’s not washing her face.. probably body care all over. Also she’s starting to get that bulldog saggy jowl ..before she’s 30 she is going to need a face lift .. She needs to slow down..she’s fucking herself up totally.
Breasty, the point of this post was that she wouldn’t do a concert unless she could lip sync, i.e not sing live. Not that she dresses badly or whatever.
could zhe look any worze?
hell yea…thoze pimplez on
her face..hmmmmmm…maybe
zhez trying to get off of
oxi=z and her face iz breaking
out from it…I’ve zeen that
before,,but it could be all of
thoze Carl Junior burgerz, friez,
and cokez zhez eating at midnite..
I love Cindi Lauper…zhez
zmart to drop that bitch….
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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hey jimbo:
I think zhe doez
have a peniz…
I bet your interezted,
aren’t U….?
perveeeeeeeee…
lets see here, she hasn’t made any new tunes in several years, she has lost her looks to all the booze and drugs and pushing out a couple of critters didn’t help either. she has done a “comeback” where she showed up at some shitty club and danced around and lip-synced. she is all out of steam. her days of glory well behind her the only stuff she has left is the paparazzi following around her pathetic circus of a life before she od’s. she has about 2 more years before an anna nicole moment befalls her.
ok,now the bitch lookz worse than my grandmother. to make people pay all those years for fake singing is wrong. she should have to return all of the money she wrongfully made. what a rip off she is to the American public. a waste of our time.
Breasty Johnson or initials B.J. Need I say more? Britney Spears or initials B.S. Need I say more once again?
#38 Shut up, you are like a down’s syndrome baby, trying to find a home. Dumbass. go eat some hamburger helper, freak…
I was wondering when people were going to start giving her grief over the fact that all she does is lip sync. I never understood why Ashley Simpson got so much grief for it, yet Britney so obviously did it ALL THE TIME, and no one made a fuss. Although maybe its because Britney was a pretty good dancer and more attractive, so she was more of an entertainer than a singer, per say. But as of now…she needs to just give up already; she’s well past her prime and pretty useless in hollywood; with the exception of everyone waiting for her next trainwreck (and even thats getting old).
Oh yeah, and kudos to Cyndi Lauper if she really did tell Britney to go blow. Thats awesome.
definitely props to Cyndi Lauper. only true artists know how to perform. Britney Spears might as well play a recorder on stage and have a cardboard cutout of herself move around.
Thank god Cindy put her foot down. A friend of mine saw Cindy last night and said that she was awesome!!! Still sound like our vintage Cindy. Wheeling out butter butt Shitney would spoil Cindy’s credibility.
Good for her!!!
OMG THERE WERE NO FRIST! POSTS!! lol! that’s a first.
But yeah, brit has always lipsynced. This is not news.
I’m quite saddened about this cancellation. Seeing Britney Spears stomping and jiggling around on stage in front of thousands of people, alongside ACTUAL talents, would be too fucking funny.
ELVIS! SHE LOOKS LIKE ELVIS PRESLEY!
Haha, somebody doused Brit’s cheek with acid.