Britney Spears isn’t into singing

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Britney Spears was set to perform at Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors tour at L.A.’s Greek Theater on Saturday but had to cancel because she would only dance or lip sync and Cyndi wasn’t having any of that. A source tells Page Six:

“There’s no way. Britney said she would only dance or lip-sync – and to be on stage with Cyndi, you have to actually perform. It’s not happening now.”

So Britney Spears will only sing on stage if she doesn’t actually have to sing? I think it’s safe to say this is the greatest performer of our generation. I once saw a magician make the Empire State Building disappear while he sang opera and juggled fireworks, but compared to Britney, that guy might as well have been standing on a stage farting for two hours straight.