So you’ve just lost your kids because the legal community pretty much agrees that you’re a terrible mother, what do you do? Go tanning, silly! And that’s exactly what Britney Spears did. The Daily Mail reports:
It was business as usual for troubled Britney and the first stop on the singer’s agenda – after surrendering her boys Sean Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden James to their father Kevin’s bodyguard – was a visit to Epitome, her favourite Bel Air tanning salon. Afterwards she checked in to the Peninsula Hotel. But, as she made her way inside, two photographers got into a fight – which seemed to amuse the giggling singer no end.
But it wasn’t all fake-baking and giggles. Britney finally hit up the DMV to get her Louisiana license transferred to California:
Then, Britney paid a visit to the Department of Motor Vehicles office in Van Nuys, California, where she finally applied for a driving licence and took a written test.
Last Friday, Commissioner Gordon banned both Spears and Federline from driving the children unless they had a valid California driver’s licence. But on the weekend, Britney was allegedly seen driving her two children around LA without a valid licence.
Some mothers might, I dunno, be a bit shocked and furious that their kids are being taken away. Not Britney. The day before all this, she probably sat at home, surrounded by Whoppers, thinking aloud “Wow, I hope that Kevin Federline gets those kids away from that awful girl.” Then someone would point out to Britney that she is that awful girl. She’d look kind of confused for a minute, then say “Oh well, I still have my tanning appointment tomorrow, right? Because, seriously, if I start losing my color then I’ll kill myself. Wait, did y’all just say I have kids? Holy crap, nevermind, this Whopper has extra pickles! Yay!”