So you’ve just lost your kids because the legal community pretty much agrees that you’re a terrible mother, what do you do? Go tanning, silly! And that’s exactly what Britney Spears did. The Daily Mail reports:
It was business as usual for troubled Britney and the first stop on the singer’s agenda – after surrendering her boys Sean Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden James to their father Kevin’s bodyguard – was a visit to Epitome, her favourite Bel Air tanning salon. Afterwards she checked in to the Peninsula Hotel. But, as she made her way inside, two photographers got into a fight – which seemed to amuse the giggling singer no end.
But it wasn’t all fake-baking and giggles. Britney finally hit up the DMV to get her Louisiana license transferred to California:
Then, Britney paid a visit to the Department of Motor Vehicles office in Van Nuys, California, where she finally applied for a driving licence and took a written test.
Last Friday, Commissioner Gordon banned both Spears and Federline from driving the children unless they had a valid California driver’s licence. But on the weekend, Britney was allegedly seen driving her two children around LA without a valid licence.
Some mothers might, I dunno, be a bit shocked and furious that their kids are being taken away. Not Britney. The day before all this, she probably sat at home, surrounded by Whoppers, thinking aloud “Wow, I hope that Kevin Federline gets those kids away from that awful girl.” Then someone would point out to Britney that she is that awful girl. She’d look kind of confused for a minute, then say “Oh well, I still have my tanning appointment tomorrow, right? Because, seriously, if I start losing my color then I’ll kill myself. Wait, did y’all just say I have kids? Holy crap, nevermind, this Whopper has extra pickles! Yay!”
You are a pumphead | October 2, 2007 at 10:03 am
#1 pumpheads!!!
Jojack | October 2, 2007 at 10:03 am
clueless no talent media whore
Brelya | October 2, 2007 at 10:04 am
Daily Mail might rip up celebs but they should learn how to spell first…. “license”.
I think Britney might be doing these things to take her mind off losing her kids. Or maybe she just realizes that the children will be better off with Kevin instead.
Who knows….
Guy | October 2, 2007 at 10:07 am
Looking good.
Mdiz | October 2, 2007 at 10:09 am
More coke time for Momma!
Guy | October 2, 2007 at 10:09 am
Loosing her thunder thighs
BunnyButt | October 2, 2007 at 10:12 am
Bet she’ll be heading off to Vegas soon …
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 2, 2007 at 10:12 am
You may not think she is not fazed – but no mother can be indifferent to the loss of kids.
She may be looking at this as a temporary vacation – but her maternal instincts will take over after a period of long absense
WayTooSlowMotionTrainWreck | October 2, 2007 at 10:13 am
Where is PETA and the Humane Society? This dog looks scared shitless. (I mean the little one, not the big one holding it.)
honestly | October 2, 2007 at 10:13 am
her kids probably scared the shit out of her, little gurgling, sub-rational trolls that they are.
come on folks, she’s obviously just a kid herself
hate to say it but | October 2, 2007 at 10:14 am
another five pounds and her body will be looking very fine and tight
honestly | October 2, 2007 at 10:15 am
nice #9
yummmu | October 2, 2007 at 10:16 am
shes getting her cute shape back.
Kuntor | October 2, 2007 at 10:17 am
Well she got what she wanted…
No kids.
Now she can party all night and whore around as much as she wants!
Oh yeah.. and maybe spend some jail time there… (but then she can locate new hot jailer women which seems to be the direction of her liking)…
The toilet splashes… making a giant wake… …KERPLUNK!!!
Someone flush… Britney’s career is done and over with…
fuphdog | October 2, 2007 at 10:17 am
i don’t know what a pumphead is, but does anyone want to join me in the bathroom? meet me in five…
TS | October 2, 2007 at 10:19 am
What an INGRATE. I hope she wraps her car around a tree.
LadyJane | October 2, 2007 at 10:20 am
They took her kids away weeks ago, and replaced them with nylon stockings stuffed with lentils and cantelopes on top with googly eyes. I’m serious!
You are a pumphead | October 2, 2007 at 10:21 am
@#15: What is a pumphead?
You are! You are all pumpheads! Check my link, pumpheads!!!
P.S. At least most of you act like it . . .
TS | October 2, 2007 at 10:21 am
Can someone tell me what a pumphead is?
Hey Britney, nice gut. And you have legs like a linebacker.
Dan Verson | October 2, 2007 at 10:24 am
You’re all missing the big picture here, did you read the quote? She was banned from driving by COMMISSIONER GORDON! Don’t you see what this means? Brit’s been taking secret trips into Gotham City to wreak havoc with her bad driving and duel with the dark knight. With her masterful skills of driving, nude parenting, and disease spreading, I’m sure she’s a fair rival for the caped crusader. Or is that Superman? Anyway, I’m sure Gordon knew EXACTLY what he was doing. I salute you, dude who Gary Oldman played.
they were mistakes | October 2, 2007 at 10:24 am
why did she even have them? she really doesn’t seem to want them.
I just TOLD you what a pumphead is, you pumphead! | October 2, 2007 at 10:25 am
PUMPHEAD!!! STUPID FUCKING PUMPHEAD!!!
Joe Melnick | October 2, 2007 at 10:26 am
Sorry to say, she hasn’t looked this good in years. Those kids were really dragging her down!
WayTooSlowMotionTrainWreck | October 2, 2007 at 10:26 am
@ 18 – I have never had cardiac surgery.
TS??? | October 2, 2007 at 10:27 am
her legs are toned and shaped perfect, her stomach looks tight too… a couple more pounds and she’ll be perfect. firm bodies age better than girls that are just bones with fat.
I DON'T CARE!!! | October 2, 2007 at 10:28 am
@ #24: I don’t care! PUMPHEAD!!!
LL | October 2, 2007 at 10:28 am
Here’s a question: if she lives in LA, why does she stay in a hotel? Is she waiting for the cleaning crew to hose out her house? I know she’s got tons of money (regrettably, and if there was ever a human who shouldn’t have wealth, it’s Britney), but why stay in a hotel if you’ve got a house? So she can be seen arriving there?
No sympathy for Britney, only for those kids who have barely half a decent parent now. K-Fed only looks like a good parent compared to Britney, but I’d say that multiple kids with multiple women disqualifies him for Father of the Year.
Brock Landers | October 2, 2007 at 10:29 am
I will say this, that bod is tightening up big time. She’s on her way.
Paris | October 2, 2007 at 10:30 am
700K a month…
That’s alot of blow.
Sha Su | October 2, 2007 at 10:31 am
She stays in a hotel so she can be SEEN. Pathetic!! Exposing those children to the paps like she does. Drives around in the smallest car possible. Who has two kids and drives a convertible?? People have vans and suvs and especially celebs, have darkened windows. Not Britney! Expose the kids to everything!
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 2, 2007 at 10:34 am
What an insensitive twatnik. Giggle, giggle, giggle, I just lost my kids, giggle.
Actually, Shar Jackson said Kevin was a good boyfriend and a good dad. Their relationship only fell apart when she told him it was time he actually got a job. He’ll rake in so much child support from Britney now that he won’t need a job, so he’ll have lots of time to be a great dad. The fartknocker.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 2, 2007 at 10:37 am
Please god, when are those fucking boots going to WEAR OUT? I’m sick of seeing them.
FRIST!!! | October 2, 2007 at 10:37 am
No, you idiots! She stays at hotels for the ROOM SERVICE, duh…
BTW, she loks fantastic, but that kid needs a haircut
FRIST!!! | October 2, 2007 at 10:37 am
Loks is too a word
my comment | October 2, 2007 at 10:38 am
She’s got her boots and her dog. She’s happy now.
TS | October 2, 2007 at 10:40 am
@25,
I am pretty sure that all the linebackers in the NFL have toned legs too. I am just pointing out that her theighs have a large circumference. They look sort of disproportionate, like midget legs, only not as bad. If she cut out the Carl’s Jr. for a month she’d be OK in the gut I think. But clearly she has no willpower whatsoever. Washed up at 25. What a shame.
And #1, don’t be an idiot. First you call #1 then you gratuitously use a word like pumphead. Idiot x2. Enough already. Beat it, chump.
BAM | October 2, 2007 at 10:42 am
rolling down the wait of your shorts britney, really? that’s so 1990s! plus we can almost see your vage, again, for the 8th time.
i’ll tell you why she’s not fazed, because she doesn’t want custody. if she cared at all, she would have gotten her shit together a long time ago. i wonder if she realizes that she didn’t have to give the kids up until wednesday. she couldn’t get rid of them fast enough! as soon as the judge said to relinquish custody, her ass couldn’t drive fast enough to meet up with k-fed’s bodyguard!
and sorry but i don’t see how she looks any different than her awards show side show. throw her back in that outfit and you won’t be saying how awesome she looks.
LadyJane | October 2, 2007 at 10:42 am
Well, this proves you can take a girl outta the south, but you can’t take the south outta the girl.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 2, 2007 at 10:45 am
I wish she’d fucking GO south, Jane…like maybe to Antarctica. That’d be cool. Hope you’re doing well! :-)
Barry LeFarge | October 2, 2007 at 10:45 am
She’s powering through the hard times. Good for you Britney.
Ryan | October 2, 2007 at 10:45 am
Wait…the Commissioner’s last name is Gordon? Commissioner Gordon? Nice.
ha8ter | October 2, 2007 at 10:48 am
I don’t think I could hate Britney more. Is this actually some sort of plan to slim down, get rid of the kids and THEN she can make her big comeback? I sincerely hope she is in the Michael Jackson category of celebrity and that nothing comes of her career ever again. She is despicable.
Pauly | October 2, 2007 at 10:48 am
Damn I want to have sex with this woman more than ever !
i think she looks smaller | October 2, 2007 at 10:51 am
sometimes her legs look alil thick, sometimes i think they are really pretty. they are muscular, but i don’t think they are shaped like a man’s at all. her face looks alil less bloated than usual. a couple more pounds and she could easily be made HOTT.
havoc | October 2, 2007 at 10:54 am
Christ, if that body is tightening up, I’d hate to see real fat!
She’s a plumper and always will be…..
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Chief O'Hara | October 2, 2007 at 10:54 am
@20, wow great catch! I missed that. Too funny. I wonder if Commissioner Gordon (the real one) has a gag red phone in his office?
IWONKY | October 2, 2007 at 10:55 am
The dog’s like, “Help me, please help me…can’t you see I’m with a twit?…Help!!!!!!”
kb | October 2, 2007 at 10:58 am
Why in the world could she not figure out that she should not have been seen immediately after losing her kids? It just comes across that she didn’t care about losing them. And was more concerned about getting her pics taken in her daily publicity fix.
She really is clueless
she's fat! | October 2, 2007 at 10:58 am
She still has a big ol potbelly from the side. Keep drinking those frozen lattes with extra whipped cream, honey!!
Oh, and the Humane Society really needs to take away all of her dogs, too. If she can’t take care of the kids, she should not be allowed to own pets, either.
where do you live | October 2, 2007 at 10:58 am
her body is fine to me. you think paris and nicole ritchie are hot bodies?
that right there looks better than most people, and i have been to Europe.