Britney Spears isn’t dating her manny

July 13th, 2007 // 74 Comments
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There’s been speculation that Britney Spears has started dating her bodyguard/manny, Daimon Shippen, but a source close to them says their relationship is purely professional. People reports:

“He’s her bodyguard and manny,” says a source familiar with Shippen’s employment. “They’re not dating.” Shippen, a California native described by the source as “funny, but on the quiet side,” is “tickled” by the attention from the media. “But he really wants to focus on his job: taking care of the kids and of her,” says the source.

Apparently this is the same guy who saved Sean Preston’s life when Britney almost dropped him about a year ago. Although considering this is Britney Spears, saving Sean Preston’s life probably isn’t that big a deal. The 7-Eleven guy who found him in the hot dog case has saved his life. As has the cabbie who noticed him on the hood of the car. I saved his life twice this morning on my way to get coffee.


  1. poor kids

    Is it just me, or does her son always look absolutely miserable in every picture you see of him? He is crying in the pic above and looks miserable. Of course, with Britney Spears as his mother, it’s not hard to see why he would be miserable!

  2. Superevil

    48, Don’t worry, middle school starts back up soon so it won’t last much longer

  3. Ewwww

    I think the obvious question at this point in her “career” which is so dead it isn’t even on life support is, why the hell does Britney need a bodyguard? Seriously. Who would touch her? She’s nasty.

    Poor kids. She’s making K-Fed look better by the minute.

  4. fuck U #48
    and #52=thatz
    what U fuckin
    think…I got
    internet on my
    phone..azzdickhead..?

  5. the chicken

    #54 Only you would thnk a)that is a big fucking deal and b) that Britney reads your posts and pays attention. Regardless of what mommy tells you, you are not important and the world does not revolve around you.

  6. supposably

    More importantly, when did people actually start using the word MANNY in real life?

    I don’t think what anyone says is important or believable if they use that word seriously.

  7. the chicken

    #56 So true. Thankfully “mommyguard” hasn’t occured to her yet. Being a nanny to 2 kids whose mom has room temperature IQ is a full time job – that bodyguard shit is just her being cheap or trying to seem important. Like anyone wants to get close to her at this point other than process servers.

  8. whatupdog

    that child looks like donald trump.

  9. FirstLovingFucker

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  10. shanipie

    okay first off she is such a fucking dumbass.

    Why the fuck is she messing up her roots by constantly dying them. What a frikkin retard! Didn’t she learn her damn lesson?

    I was just lookin at pics of her when she was thin. She will never be little again cuz she refuses to curb her diet. She wont listen to anyone I fucking hate her. She reminds me of my ex redneck roommate, like I can just picture exactly how she is.

    I know this discussion is about the manny but I just needed to get that off my chest

  11. justifiable

    #60 I so agree with you – if she stapled those stupid extensions to her head she couldn’t look any worse than she does now. She’s not fooling anyone into thinking it passes for hair.

  12. yourmom1

    Britney is passed the dark side. She’s the friken leader of scaring the shit out of people 101….and manny?? i think someone picked that word out of a hat…

  13. cosmetologist

    She’s beginning to look a lot like Elvis.

  14. miss oblivious

    #25…yeah, you’re right…I AM confusing it with a dream I had last night…but it was a different dream, it was the one where I took a big dump on your head and said “And how’s that workin’ for ya?”
    zing!

  15. woodhorse

    #41 – preceded by a stupid speller

  16. Corrie

    What the hell is up with her weave? That looks like total ass! She has gone to shit. As a mother, a performer, everything.

    Marriage is not for rational people. DER.

  17. Michellio

    Britney has the most grotesque kids I have ever seen..ever.. sick

  18. emily

    aw its not their fault their mother’s a troll and her father doesn’t even know how to spell troll.

  19. emily

    aw its not their fault their mother’s a troll and their father doesn’t even know how to spell troll.

  20. My Fountain Of Wizdom:

    Ok, I really like be
    friendz with gay guyz??

    Butt, If I ever had kidz
    which I won’t ever..thatz
    for fuckin zure???

    I can’t imagine hiring a
    guy to take care of the
    kidz!

    I might hire the gay guy
    to talk to me, but that
    baby in hiz armz iz
    zcreamin becoz itz lozt>>
    it doezn’t really know
    whoz itz mommy????????

  21. Britney is going to Blow Soon

    I’ve seen homeless women with better/cleaner looking hair than Britneys.

    I agree with #12, because I read somewhere that this dude is gay.

    Finally, how sad that she has to take her DESPERATE need for publicity to the Lord’s house. Girl has no shame.

    Girl has no future………….did you read that she just applied for a waitress job because she liked the sexy uniforms? What a moron.

  22. Why does she always go for her personnel?

  23. Ashley

    Britney is looking worse all the time!!!

  24. ratatouille

    Her kids look pretty clueless to me, is thre anyone teaching them anything? walking for instance? Or is it only in Hollywood that pets & tods don’t ever use their legs?
    But hey, whenever I see SP & now JJ Federline, I feel like kikin’ em back to the pet store they belong.
    As per Brit now, she better learn a real job now sh’s lost her once in a lifetime chance to making it.

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