There’s been speculation that Britney Spears has started dating her bodyguard/manny, Daimon Shippen, but a source close to them says their relationship is purely professional. People reports:
“He’s her bodyguard and manny,” says a source familiar with Shippen’s employment. “They’re not dating.” Shippen, a California native described by the source as “funny, but on the quiet side,” is “tickled” by the attention from the media. “But he really wants to focus on his job: taking care of the kids and of her,” says the source.
Apparently this is the same guy who saved Sean Preston’s life when Britney almost dropped him about a year ago. Although considering this is Britney Spears, saving Sean Preston’s life probably isn’t that big a deal. The 7-Eleven guy who found him in the hot dog case has saved his life. As has the cabbie who noticed him on the hood of the car. I saved his life twice this morning on my way to get coffee.
Josh | July 13, 2007 at 12:49 pm
turds.
moe | July 13, 2007 at 12:49 pm
frist
Mariukl | July 13, 2007 at 12:49 pm
That weave is a criminal offense.
Ice | July 13, 2007 at 12:51 pm
hahahah
veggi | July 13, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Manny? are you fucking kidding me?
lis | July 13, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Is that little blond screaming thing a boy>>> That’s almost as believable as Celine Dion’s “son”
Fifth Stooge | July 13, 2007 at 12:52 pm
She should go to Vegas, get a quickie marriage, then have it annulled.
citizenstrange | July 13, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Her manny looks like Baba Booey.
http://jeffseby.tripod.com/BabaBooey.jpg
lis | July 13, 2007 at 12:54 pm
On a side note: he might be a “manny” but since he is NOT dating her, he still has his self respect.
libtard | July 13, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Well, of course she isn’t dating him! Nobody ever thought the two of them were dating. We said they were sleeping together. What else does the guy have to do? Those kids are never with her anyway.
WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag | July 13, 2007 at 12:57 pm
too bad, they look like they’d make such a happy family.
Josh | July 13, 2007 at 12:58 pm
That’s not a baby.
I’ve seen pictures of babies.
That’s a “Langolier”.
…If I was Britney, I’d fear for my life every night that I close my eyes.
Also, if I was Britney I’d wish I was Melissa Etheridge.
BaldAsBritney | July 13, 2007 at 1:02 pm
The kids crying cause Brit just ate all his candy. like the whole fucking bag.
Lucky | July 13, 2007 at 1:15 pm
That IS Celine Dion’s son! Britney accidentally picked him up while she was in Beverly Hills, they are SO hard to tell apart when they are that young, and when you only see them once a month. That is why the manny is holding that poor child. Celine said, “Bring him back but for God’s sake don’t let Britney hold him!!”
Seriously though, no matter how bad her freaking hair looks(if that even qualifies as hair), she looks the most beautiful these days when she is with her kids. It is good to see her with them even if she is wearing clothes that are too small and smoking the whole time, maybe just being with them more and more she’ll start to think, “who’s babies are these?????”, “maybe I should have some kids y’all!” then the manny will explain everything again, and she will be thrilled and perhaps start acting more like a mom.
Until then I find a healthy dose of Reese Witherspoon helps wash my eyes out after looking at Brit, i mean Lucky, whomever she thinks she is…
did anyone else have to add the word manny to their computer’s dictionary??
Zed | July 13, 2007 at 1:21 pm
And am I going blind, or does the child Brit’s holding (Jayden?) have black hair now?
michelle | July 13, 2007 at 1:28 pm
#15 – looks like a hat but if his hair color did change, not too uncommon.
I think Sean Preston makes a cute little girl but he looks too much like K-Fuck-Up.
lapet | July 13, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Would somebody fucking shut that kid up. There is nothing more annoying than a bawling brat!
veggi | July 13, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Are they using the new lard hair treatment oil? eww.
EuroChic | July 13, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Americans are brainless monkeys
FRIST!!! | July 13, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Um…..WTC!!!
EuroChic | July 13, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Britney Spears is a typical American–fat + ugly + stupid
lambman | July 13, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Well dating somebody who knows how to take care of kids would clearly be too wise a decision for Britney.
though I don’t know if I believe a source that uses the term “manny” especially since last time this happened the manny said he was jut a body guard and not a child care provider.
Tamera | July 13, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Britney is actually holding her youngest son? For what – the second time in his life?
miss oblivious | July 13, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Yeh, come on, it was pretty obvious that guy is gay. And he doesn’t look like Brit’s type anyways; he looks somewhat mature; like he has his shit together. Plus, he did look familiar, so I don’t know why everyone was making a big deal abt him like he was the new man in her life. And I thought I remember it being one of her big, burly black bodyguards that almost caught Shawn during the fall. Meh, whatever.
dr phil | July 13, 2007 at 1:54 pm
“I thought I remember it being one of her big, burly black bodyguards that almost caught Shawn during the fall.”
No, it was this guy. You’re confusing last night’s dream with this story. Remember? “Shawn” is you, “caught” is skeeted, and “during the fall” is “in the eye”.
p0nk | July 13, 2007 at 1:57 pm
EuroChic, are you 12 or just another Fetal Alcohol Syndrome case?
lindsay | July 13, 2007 at 2:06 pm
okay seriously WHAT..THE FUCK is wrong with that dudes face???
wastedOne | July 13, 2007 at 2:09 pm
But the kids look so happy with him
Jimbo | July 13, 2007 at 2:10 pm
As a porno guy, the manny’s first reaction to the crying is to say “hey cmon baby, you know you like it that way”
sucks for you | July 13, 2007 at 2:11 pm
why are the kids in suits??????
no wonder the poor kid’s crying. he’s sweating his ass off
smegma | July 13, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Forget the manny. Britney should get a lesbian life-mate. She can do it very high profile, like Ellen or Rosie, and then she’ll get all the attention she craves and the kids will have a mommy (the dyke, not Britney). She can put out a “womyn’s music” album of “brave songs for strong independent women” and it’ll sell even if it’s unlistenable, because they all are. And she won’t procreate anymore, because David Crosby is finally too old and tired to jerk off anymore. It’s the perfect solution.
Jive Records | July 13, 2007 at 2:22 pm
i fail to see the reason she needs said “manny”. she has no career.
veggi | July 13, 2007 at 2:25 pm
ewww. smegma. but a beautifuly placed Y, I must say.
Texas Tranny | July 13, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Damn, this is boring as hell.
Somebody start a fight or something.
Mommy has me dressed up real pretty today. I think she’s going to let me suck her boyfriend’s big hard cock. I can’t wait to suck him off and taste his hot cum. Yummy
Samantha Jones | July 13, 2007 at 2:53 pm
What is left to say? She’s the dingleberry on the ass of hollywood.
Muzak, to pass the time more pleasantly | July 13, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Duuuummm, da da dee da da da da dum, da da dee da da da da dum, daa da de da da dooo
Christ on a Crotch | July 13, 2007 at 3:04 pm
I have to agree with #21, against my own will. Fat and stupid.
Now the ugly part, I’m not sure of. A lot of us Americans are quite lovely, well, I mean the Americans that have hyphens before the American part, ie, Dominican-American, South American, African-American, Dead American, Dead Kennedy, hey, where am I going…..
28inch | July 13, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Who cares? Britney ‘dates’ anyone who will speak to her nowadays. Nobody gives a damn about what she does anymore because like Hilton and Lohan, she has exhausted her shock threshold. The only way she’ll make actual news now is by dying. And I’d probably even skip past that story.
StupidThought | July 13, 2007 at 3:17 pm
That guy isn’t her old body guard, that is Ben Stiller in disguise.
Italian Stallion | July 13, 2007 at 3:18 pm
What a fucking redneck, cut that kids hair or put a dress on him, WTF? He’ll be sucking dick like dad in no time……….
coicidence? | July 13, 2007 at 3:20 pm
“StupidThought” followed immediately by a dumb guinea comment…
Julia | July 13, 2007 at 3:30 pm
to be honest, he looks better with the ‘stache
silentpyjamas | July 13, 2007 at 3:35 pm
@12 Langolier…<3 that does more resemble a langolier than a child. perhaps she’s trying to train him to eat her shameful past since clearly drinking to forget isn’t working.
@36 thank you for the lovely hold music. are you available for private parties?
FRIST!!! | July 13, 2007 at 3:38 pm
#37 Awwww…I miss Christ on a Crutch
Dead Kennedys? I can go either way…
But I REALLY miss bald umbrella waving Britney. Now THAT was someone I could finally relate to!!!
Norm | July 13, 2007 at 3:42 pm
#14(lucky)
you win best entry
nothin left to say
Dizzybenny | July 13, 2007 at 3:54 pm
i think Brit and the manny went to buy there wigs at a 2 for 1 place where they specialise with possum road kill.
krazihottkelli?????? | July 13, 2007 at 3:59 pm
well, at leazt we
know that shez reading
the poztz coz of 2 thingz:
zhe took that rag off of her
head and she picked up the
kidz, hallahula..glory to God!
oh...good | July 13, 2007 at 4:06 pm
oh, great. krazihotkelli and her fountain of wisdom is back.
wedgeone | July 13, 2007 at 4:06 pm
We have Ba-Ba-Booey and we have Ben Stiller. I vote for Dave Grohl.
Anyone else wanna take a stab at the manny’s identity, just before you stab Brit in the head with a pen?
woodhorse | July 13, 2007 at 4:41 pm
I don’t know who he is but his apparel screams “Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy”.