There’s been speculation that Britney Spears has started dating her bodyguard/manny, Daimon Shippen, but a source close to them says their relationship is purely professional. People reports:
“He’s her bodyguard and manny,” says a source familiar with Shippen’s employment. “They’re not dating.” Shippen, a California native described by the source as “funny, but on the quiet side,” is “tickled” by the attention from the media. “But he really wants to focus on his job: taking care of the kids and of her,” says the source.
Apparently this is the same guy who saved Sean Preston’s life when Britney almost dropped him about a year ago. Although considering this is Britney Spears, saving Sean Preston’s life probably isn’t that big a deal. The 7-Eleven guy who found him in the hot dog case has saved his life. As has the cabbie who noticed him on the hood of the car. I saved his life twice this morning on my way to get coffee.
turds.
frist
That weave is a criminal offense.
hahahah
Manny? are you fucking kidding me?
Is that little blond screaming thing a boy>>> That’s almost as believable as Celine Dion’s “son”
She should go to Vegas, get a quickie marriage, then have it annulled.
Her manny looks like Baba Booey.
http://jeffseby.tripod.com/BabaBooey.jpg
On a side note: he might be a “manny” but since he is NOT dating her, he still has his self respect.
Well, of course she isn’t dating him! Nobody ever thought the two of them were dating. We said they were sleeping together. What else does the guy have to do? Those kids are never with her anyway.
too bad, they look like they’d make such a happy family.
That’s not a baby.
I’ve seen pictures of babies.
That’s a “Langolier”.
…If I was Britney, I’d fear for my life every night that I close my eyes.
Also, if I was Britney I’d wish I was Melissa Etheridge.
The kids crying cause Brit just ate all his candy. like the whole fucking bag.
That IS Celine Dion’s son! Britney accidentally picked him up while she was in Beverly Hills, they are SO hard to tell apart when they are that young, and when you only see them once a month. That is why the manny is holding that poor child. Celine said, “Bring him back but for God’s sake don’t let Britney hold him!!”
Seriously though, no matter how bad her freaking hair looks(if that even qualifies as hair), she looks the most beautiful these days when she is with her kids. It is good to see her with them even if she is wearing clothes that are too small and smoking the whole time, maybe just being with them more and more she’ll start to think, “who’s babies are these?????”, “maybe I should have some kids y’all!” then the manny will explain everything again, and she will be thrilled and perhaps start acting more like a mom.
Until then I find a healthy dose of Reese Witherspoon helps wash my eyes out after looking at Brit, i mean Lucky, whomever she thinks she is…
did anyone else have to add the word manny to their computer’s dictionary??
And am I going blind, or does the child Brit’s holding (Jayden?) have black hair now?
#15 – looks like a hat but if his hair color did change, not too uncommon.
I think Sean Preston makes a cute little girl but he looks too much like K-Fuck-Up.
Would somebody fucking shut that kid up. There is nothing more annoying than a bawling brat!
Are they using the new lard hair treatment oil? eww.
Americans are brainless monkeys
Um…..WTC!!!
Britney Spears is a typical American–fat + ugly + stupid
Well dating somebody who knows how to take care of kids would clearly be too wise a decision for Britney.
though I don’t know if I believe a source that uses the term “manny” especially since last time this happened the manny said he was jut a body guard and not a child care provider.
Britney is actually holding her youngest son? For what – the second time in his life?
Yeh, come on, it was pretty obvious that guy is gay. And he doesn’t look like Brit’s type anyways; he looks somewhat mature; like he has his shit together. Plus, he did look familiar, so I don’t know why everyone was making a big deal abt him like he was the new man in her life. And I thought I remember it being one of her big, burly black bodyguards that almost caught Shawn during the fall. Meh, whatever.
“I thought I remember it being one of her big, burly black bodyguards that almost caught Shawn during the fall.”
No, it was this guy. You’re confusing last night’s dream with this story. Remember? “Shawn” is you, “caught” is skeeted, and “during the fall” is “in the eye”.
EuroChic, are you 12 or just another Fetal Alcohol Syndrome case?
okay seriously WHAT..THE FUCK is wrong with that dudes face???
But the kids look so happy with him
As a porno guy, the manny’s first reaction to the crying is to say “hey cmon baby, you know you like it that way”
why are the kids in suits??????
no wonder the poor kid’s crying. he’s sweating his ass off
Forget the manny. Britney should get a lesbian life-mate. She can do it very high profile, like Ellen or Rosie, and then she’ll get all the attention she craves and the kids will have a mommy (the dyke, not Britney). She can put out a “womyn’s music” album of “brave songs for strong independent women” and it’ll sell even if it’s unlistenable, because they all are. And she won’t procreate anymore, because David Crosby is finally too old and tired to jerk off anymore. It’s the perfect solution.
i fail to see the reason she needs said “manny”. she has no career.
ewww. smegma. but a beautifuly placed Y, I must say.
Damn, this is boring as hell.
Somebody start a fight or something.
Mommy has me dressed up real pretty today. I think she’s going to let me suck her boyfriend’s big hard cock. I can’t wait to suck him off and taste his hot cum. Yummy
What is left to say? She’s the dingleberry on the ass of hollywood.
Duuuummm, da da dee da da da da dum, da da dee da da da da dum, daa da de da da dooo
I have to agree with #21, against my own will. Fat and stupid.
Now the ugly part, I’m not sure of. A lot of us Americans are quite lovely, well, I mean the Americans that have hyphens before the American part, ie, Dominican-American, South American, African-American, Dead American, Dead Kennedy, hey, where am I going…..
Who cares? Britney ‘dates’ anyone who will speak to her nowadays. Nobody gives a damn about what she does anymore because like Hilton and Lohan, she has exhausted her shock threshold. The only way she’ll make actual news now is by dying. And I’d probably even skip past that story.
That guy isn’t her old body guard, that is Ben Stiller in disguise.
What a fucking redneck, cut that kids hair or put a dress on him, WTF? He’ll be sucking dick like dad in no time……….
“StupidThought” followed immediately by a dumb guinea comment…
to be honest, he looks better with the ‘stache
@12 Langolier…<3 that does more resemble a langolier than a child. perhaps she’s trying to train him to eat her shameful past since clearly drinking to forget isn’t working.
@36 thank you for the lovely hold music. are you available for private parties?
#37 Awwww…I miss Christ on a Crutch
Dead Kennedys? I can go either way…
But I REALLY miss bald umbrella waving Britney. Now THAT was someone I could finally relate to!!!
#14(lucky)
you win best entry
nothin left to say
i think Brit and the manny went to buy there wigs at a 2 for 1 place where they specialise with possum road kill.
well, at leazt we
know that shez reading
the poztz coz of 2 thingz:
zhe took that rag off of her
head and she picked up the
kidz, hallahula..glory to God!
oh, great. krazihotkelli and her fountain of wisdom is back.
We have Ba-Ba-Booey and we have Ben Stiller. I vote for Dave Grohl.
Anyone else wanna take a stab at the manny’s identity, just before you stab Brit in the head with a pen?
I don’t know who he is but his apparel screams “Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy”.