Britney Spears isn’t dating her agent

March 14th, 2009 // 47 Comments

Hey guys, great news! Britney Spears isn’t dating her longtime agent Jason Trawick! That’s right, something you didn’t even know was happening isn’t happening! Us Weekly has the “exclusive”:

“They are absolutely, 100 percent not dating,” the source tells Us. “He is her agent, and that is it.”

E! News reported Wednesday that Spears was secretly stepping out with Trawick, but the insider tells Us, “They have never gone out on a date.

“He has been her agent for four years, and they are very close friends,” the source continues. “He gets on with her family, but there is absolutely categorically nothing romantic going on.

“Jason was on the road with Britney for three of her tour dates, but that is because that’s what agents do — they support their clients,” the source goes on. “Any stories of them being together are completely and utterly made up.”

So there you have it. Britney Spears isn’t dating the person you didn’t even know Britney Spears was supposed to be dating. I know how anxious and worked up you guys were over that so now you can rest easy. So, uh, is this how reporting works now? Hey, I’ve got an exclusive: Megan Fox isn’t married to a horse! Or is she? It’s news and a mystery.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. SOS

    Does she know what she looks like?

  2. supersex

    first bitches

    and i still want to fuck this bitch

  3. supersex

    first bitches

    and i still want to fuck this bitch

  4. Nothing to see here folks.. move along

  5. lily

    There is a HOT place *** A f f l u e n t M e e t c o m My friend has been intimate with someone who she gets to know on this site. It’s easy as apple pie because the members there looking for guys who can spend on them.

  6. bah bah

    Britney Spears has the weirdest nipples ever. It’s like they’re under her boobs. Why don’t people mention this more often?

  7. Lys

    This girl should wear a bra… In fact, every women should wear a bra.

  8. Katherine

    Wooa, Nips. I’ll love to suck on them

  9. Randal

    Britney continues to be the front runner in setting style trends as she is seen here wearing a nice retro looking summer dress. With three tiny buttons along the chest line, they do little to hide her deep revealing cleavage.

    Randal

  10. SOS

    #7 YES, all girls should wear bras. SRSLY.

  11. amanda

    all women should wear bras if they dont want saggy tits like her!!

  12. wet newspaper

    Nipples!

    But srsly, for a rich chick I’d reckon she could buy slightly more stylish threads. Or buy someone to help her choose nice clothes. Terrible dress sense.

  13. Nesashne123

    Why does she look so drunk….i mean it looks like she has a damn. Hangover….she rly lost her hottness go back in th hole brit GET A BRA!!!!!!!!

  14. Nesashne123

    Why does she look so drunk….i mean it looks like she has a damn. Hangover….she rly lost her hottness go back in th hole brit GET A BRA!!!!!!!!

  15. Whip

    I think her right nipple is trying to escape.

  16. Jacq

    Ok, hated this shot the first time… Looks like she’s had her nipples transplanted to the underside of her boobs. This does, however, explain how she wears really low cut stuff & that one ivory beaded dress she wore to some awards show, with a shelf instead of cups, without showing nipplage.

    It reminds me of the way a body builder looks with tiny ( hers obv. aren’t, but for convo sake) misplaced nipples and muscley pecs.

  17. joe m

    Britney is really the daughter of Adolph Hitler and Bess Truman.
    She has been married 8 times so far and has had affairs
    with 3,187 men and 3 stallions.
    She currently sneaking around with my great-grandfather.

  18. Lowlands

    A clear blue sky and she’s still looking down!Even her nipples do,can you believe it?!

  19. me

    Anyone posting after me sucks on Adnan Ghalib’s terrorist penis and swallows the resulting explosion of manhood

  20. Darth

    She has very good taste in men.*cough*

  21. rick with a silent p

    Breaking news: Rihanna has AIDS.

  22. fall

    There is a HOT place A f f l u e n t m e e t C o m It’s where you have chance to meet rich single men and rich single woman!

  23. Rich

    What a skanky looking bitch. Her face shows that she needs to apply her makeup with a trowel. Her nipples are pointing almost to the floor. No talent, only thing that made her famous was showing her body. As the late, great, George Carlin used to say, ” I wouldnt fuck her with a rented dick”.

  24. I think wearing a simple bra would prevent the female Gorrilla chest look…

  25. sauron

    Her dress predicts spring! Ah! Finally! Who’s the designer?

  26. Balack Oboombox, the socialist pig piece of shit

    What’s with the IHOP tits?

  27. katie ton

    i used to stick up for britney all the time, but seriously, wtf girl. if those are recent pictures, GROSS. stop letting yourself go, get over it, and get back in shape and take care of yourself. not just because she’s famous, but everyone should follow those guidelines. she’s too young to be burnt out.

  28. justifiable

    #15 Nah, her left one just headed south for the winter.

  29. Nick

    Her boobs are saying “LOOK AT MY SHOES”

  30. Spooge

    So how come ….. blah, never mind… I’m too bored to even care anymore.

  31. Spooge

    So how come ….. blah, never mind… I’m too bored to even care anymore.

  32. Nick

    Her boobs are saying “LOOK AT MY SHOES”

  33. shinah

    i knew this maybe yesterday or the day before, i mean that they were “dating” infact i seem to know a lot before the superfical guy, maybe i should start my own blog…..

  34. shinah

    i knew this maybe yesterday or the day before, i mean that they were “dating” infact i seem to know a lot before the superfical guy, maybe i should start my own blog…..

  35. Hop on Pop

    It looks like her boobies poped. I heard from a friend of mine that the silicon ones will last a lifetime, but the saline, water balloon ones, pop all the time and need to be re-done every 5-10 years. Brit better get to a Plastic Surgeon’s office right a way before that stuff takes over her entire body and she pops, too.

  36. Lowlands

    Where’s my Sweetie??

  37. Usually she looks better….not here, tho.

  38. sin

    Yeah, she doesn’t date him, she just fucks him every once in a while. Damn, her tits got saggy and either she broke out in a rash or they use a lot of makeup to cover freckles.

  39. White

    I take issue with those strangely-placed nipples.

  40. She wants her life to be more miserable?
    on the other hand: THIS ALMOST ISN’T POSSIBLE,. folks!!

  41. sissy

    She is so sexy, and I saw her profile on
    ____T a l l c h a t . c o m_____,she is welcomed by a lot of sexy tall singles and models there. I also met many sexy tall singles and models on it.

  42. my comment

    Worst.Breasts.Evah!

  43. Gator Bates

    This picture should be filed in Wikipedia under “Bowlegged Titties”

  44. Carrie

    Haha sounds right! She has no time with all the stuff going on in her life right now! Go brit!

  45. sistahcantelope

    Britney’s tits freak me out. She needs to FIX IT!!! The implants are where they are supposed to be, but the breast tissue/skin/nipple has sagged below the implant. Sagging tits are fine for a mother, but she is taking double titty to a whole new level.

  46. Sassy

    I love Britney! Love the video Seeking Amy, think it is brillant. Keep up the good work Britney. Remember hater will always hate.

  47. This does not, however, and explained how she was wearing really low cut things and embroidered dress that one of ivory, which she wore for some awards show, with a shelf instead of cups.

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