Britney Spears is worst dog owner ever

Superficial / December 19, 2006

I don’t know how this is considered news, but Britney Spears has been named the world’s worst dog owner according to an online vote by readers of The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog magazines. Paris Hilton, who won last year, placed second for “treating her dogs like accessories.” The editors of both magazines says:

“Britney was the overwhelming choice” for worst celebrity dog owner for 2006. “She once had three Chihuahuas … and never left home without at least one of them on her arm. As soon as she met K-Fed and had kids they (the dogs) disappeared.”

I’d defend her and say she treats her dogs like she treats her own children, but that’d mean they’re already dead. And possibly half eaten.