Britney Spears is very truly out of her mind

August 4th, 2006 // 287 Comments

If at any point in your life you ever thought Britney Spears wasn’t insane this video should change your mind. You know you’re pushing the limits of human stupidity when you make Kevin Federline sound intelligent. It’s hard to fathom that this is even real. If you read a transcript you’d think it was a draft for a new Kevin Smith movie. And the fact that this woman has more money than the GDP of Albania (that’s probably not true) is depressing on so many levels. If you don’t normally watch the videos on the site I highly recommend you check this one out. If nothing else because the very meaning of life is contained in it somewhere. Along with burping, moaning, and the strangest behavior you will ever witness in your entire life.

Thanks to the saucy Kirsten and Selene for the tip.

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  1. well if she can travel faster than the speed of light through a wormhole, I’m sure it would be “possible”

  2. well if she can travel faster than the speed of light through a wormhole, I’m sure it would be “possible”

  3. Stephoo

    In french we say : “she smoked the carpet” !

  4. Yeah, she is. BTW, did you guys know that I’m the Drunk Blogger and I worked on the set of a Britney Spears video shoot in the art department for her tour in the Spring of ’04, right after moving to Hollywood.

    It’s true, look it up on Wikipedia or some shit.

  5. cricket0995

    It’s like she has Tourette’s syndrome and things like “HUH?!” and head twitching are uncontrollable. Ugh. It’s sad to see her when she was still slightly normal (i.e. not a fat pig who drops her baby every other day)

  6. prs7877

    SURPRISE!!! It’s really you people who are the classless bunch. Here are a few of your genious comments:

    She chews with her mouth open?
    Is she having spasms?
    She is clearly stoned. And stupid.
    I R stupid.
    Oh, the cunty fun I would have at her unaware and dumb expense….

    SHE CHEWS WITH HER MOUTH OPEN? ARE YOU SERIOUS????? I would LOVE to see some videos of all of you. At least in this vid (A) she’s hot (B) she’s got one hell of a rack (C) she’s blitzed out of her mind but still very cute and totally fuckable.

    You low lifes can sit there and dissect every little thing she does but you losers most likely would be 10x more ridiculous. Not to mention so pathetic you’d probaly kill yourselves. Quit being so judgemental and look in the mirror. FREAKS.

    Thanks.

  7. alaskanchicsickle

    Krisdylee,
    Aaaw, I’m gonna miss the big lug. I can’t believe his wife pussy-whipped him right out of here. I let my hubby look and talk to whomever he pleases, just no touchy touchy.

  8. imbored

    I don’t even think that’s her. Do you people know how many look-a-likes are out there??

  9. cricket0995

    #258 – Are we really bothering you that much? Come on. If you don’t like it, don’t read it! Better yet – don’t post!

  10. Land-Man

    Actually, my Land-Cock can easily generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity, but it tends to overload the time circuits.

  11. BarbadoSlim

    @258…STFU

  12. prs7877

    #263… Thanks for the intelligent response.

    #261… It’s just so sad to see such small minded fools rip apart someone for acting normal. Yes, normal. You can sit there and say “you call that normal?”. But yes, I do. Any one of you get buzzed or high and start talking in front of a camera. I bet Britney is 100x more attractive in that state than any of you clowns.

    You know I’m right. You’re just too pathetic to admit it. Or to leave the confines of your home for a while.

    Thanks for reading.

  13. cricket0995

    prs7877 – you dont know me or what I look like. Glad I could rile you up so much! :)

  14. crazybeotch

    lock her in a freezer, tell her it’s a time machine.

  15. Dee

    I agree-she thinks she’s cute or funny, when she’s just a moron.

  16. jb

    Did she seriously just say “I think people are ahead of us”? Sister, yes. Single cell life is ahead of you.

  17. #264 – EXACTLY. yep. Just a normal, undereducated country girl- and here in Lu-bock, Texiss I know plenty of em..

    Nothing to make fun of, she is doing better than Every other girl that grew up in that trailer park, i am sure.

    Bunch of haters just lookin for a pretty celeb to rag on so they feel better about themselves..

    Nothing Superficial about Britney here- This is the most “real” clip of a celeb I have seen in awhile. Get that nutty Pam Atlas on here if you want some severe superficiality

  18. cricket0995

    I think certain people are missing the point of this site. It’s called “The Superficial” not “Let’s-give-celebrities-the-benefit-of-the-doubt-cause-they’re-people-too”. If I was a multi-millionaire I’d be darn sure I looked good and didn’t speak like a moron. If I acted like her on camera, it would be my fault. And you know what? I wouldn’t lose any sleep over it in my $25,000 bed!

  19. herbiefrog

    hello
    its ok
    we got it
    we answered elsewhere

  20. ffordegroupie

    269, so you’re in favor of dumb, uneducated, irresponsible, half-witted, drug-addled women who act like little girls? And because you see a lot of them, that must make them the norm?

    I guess that prejudice against intelligent, talented, responsible, classy people is still prevalent among people who take great pride in being trash, and are too narrow-minded to tolerate anyone better than them.

    If someone like Britney is “real,” give me fake and classy any day!

    Come on! It’s called “The Superficial,” not the “Bleeding Hearts Brigade!”

  21. ffordegroupie

    By the way, it’s so funny to see Britney’s six remaining fans defending her online when she looks like a drawling, half-witted methhead.

    Don’t they realize how bad it makes THEM when they defend her appearance and behavior?

  22. zebop

    Well, at least we know now why Madonna won’t let her hang out at her crib anymore.

    Lordes: “Mama, I’m afraid Brittney is going to eat me.”

    Brittney aka Fat Bastard: “GET IN MY BELLY! I’M GONNA EAT YA!!!”

    “BRRRRRRRRAAAAARRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!!!!”

  23. Semolina

    So this video is for their show Chaotic. This means they actually approved of the footage being shown on national television for everybody to see. Brit evidently doesn’t care she comes across a fricking retard/stoned retard. I don’t even want to know what the footage they left out is like!!

  24. vainandlovingit

    WOW, I DID NOT THINK SHE COULD HIT A NEW LOW IN MY BOOKS…BUT SHE DID.
    HEY BRIT YOU ARE ON THE COVER OF THIS YEARS CRACKWHORE MAGAZINE

  25. This video makes me want to attack my own face with a cheese grater.

  26. bond

    …this is your brain on drugs…

  27. Meg

    Ah, but you still watch or read whatever anyone posts about her. That’s more power than most of us will ever have. Go look at your blog stats, ostensibly smarter people, and see how many people are doing the same for you?

    Whether she’s playing dumb or not playing dumb (and she’s not from Texas, for the record, she’s from Louisiana, which has a fairly different redneck culture) she’s still making you look.

    I don’t think she made all her money because she was brilliant. I think she made it because she knows how to capture attention. Or her handlers do. But even that’s a moot point.

  28. Sweet_cheeks

    on my way to and from Colorado i had a layover in Houston, i swear, i have NEVER encountered so many dumb-founded idiots. and i know brit is not from texas, but she’s from Louisiana, which is just as stupid of a red-neck state as the former.

    Kevin might look like a rat, but that boy is smart.

  29. s0fa

    at first when I didn’t know anything about Kevin other than what the media has been saying, I was thinking that Britney should leave him. Now after watching this video, Kevin should take all her money and kick her out for being the smarter one of the two cause she has sh*t for brains

  30. PongGod

    Wow. She’s done the unimaginable – she’s made Jessica Simpson seem intelligent.

  31. Silverwhisper

    The sad truth about this whole thing is that this is the future of America!!!

    Is there a new planet to move to yet?

  32. imcoolerthenu

    ok thet’s was either scriped or she’s using her money to buy some really good shit..i don’t know..i think it looked fake..

  33. A Nobody

    Good God, it’s times like these when I actually pity K-Fag instead of Britney. She is probably the best example of a typical white trash.

    Jaw hurts? That’s probably because you’ve never stopped chewing stuff for the past 20 years of your life!

  34. yeah, it’s hard to believe that Kfed might be the one holding the family together

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