Britney Spears horrified customers when she started changing her baby on a restaurant table in Los Angeles.
One said: “It was disgusting. Someone else has got to eat at that table. Yuck.” The restaurant manager is quoted in Britain’s News of the World newspaper as saying: “It’s Britney Spears. What can we do?”
You know what you can do? You can tell her not to have her baby’s feces wiped all over a surface where people eat food. Unless you like serving feces-covered food to your customers. In which case next time tap Britney on the shoulder and let her know it’d be perfectly alright if she wanted to take a dump on the tables as well, and maybe drag her butt all over the floor like one of those cute puppies.
Sheva | March 14, 2006 at 2:05 pm
What a pig. And no K-dick to blame this time.
Binky | March 14, 2006 at 2:06 pm
What’s really disgusting is when she does the same thing changing K-Fed.
Devil Is Chrome | March 14, 2006 at 2:06 pm
“What can we do?” !! WTF?!
What you do is tell that skank ass to change her baby in an appropriate place – such as her cheeto cheese dusted home.
Really, what a f**king dirty whore. And f**k those people who cater to people like her.
Proteon | March 14, 2006 at 2:07 pm
We are so much better than her OMG!
Before you know it we’ll be worshiping her again, then condeming her. Until then we are SO much better than her! Because we obsess over her whereas she just um, married a douchebag…
gogoboots | March 14, 2006 at 2:07 pm
Uhm, that is really gross. Only whitetrash people do that…oh wait…she is, how could I forget?
Topaz Vamp | March 14, 2006 at 2:08 pm
I’d like to know the name of the restaurant so I make sure never to go there. Maybe it’s the same skanky one where Jamie Kennedy went down on Paris on the kitchen counter. Hope that was after Paris contracted herpes.
Spindoc | March 14, 2006 at 2:11 pm
It’s Britiney Spears, What can we do?
Heres an idea, lose your f-ing liscense when somebody complains to the health department and tells them that you were aware of, and allowed a woman to change a baby’s diaper on a table where food is served you dumb-ass. I wasn’t aware that Britaney getting angry at your restaurant would cause it to close.
Here is a question, whats more important, having Miss Spears never return or having all your other customers flee because they don’t want the spawn of Federline shitting all over their tables?
Topaz Vamp | March 14, 2006 at 2:12 pm
Proteon: I never worshipped her, so I can’t worship her “again.”
And yes, I am better than some two-bit whore who leaves crap all over a restaurant table – I dare to say it.
Proteon | March 14, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Topaz, your worshiping her now.
Little Miss Can't Be wrong | March 14, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Dontcha think three Britt and Kevie posts in one day (hell, one month) is plenty? Stop it! I just don’t freaking care about this white trash, saggy-titted has been who drags her baby everywhere. If that interested me, I’d be at Walmart, drooling and swivel-heading, not in my cube pretending to work.
Devil Is Chrome | March 14, 2006 at 2:18 pm
Proteon
Grphdesi23 | March 14, 2006 at 2:19 pm
This kid is SCREWED!
minnesotacharm | March 14, 2006 at 2:19 pm
#6, no kidding. Talk about irresponsible reporting — now everyone in LA will be wondering if they’re going to survive dinner.
lysistrata11 | March 14, 2006 at 2:20 pm
Oh Gross!!!
Back when I waited tables, someone did that too…but then they dipped out on the check. Sick bastards. My only tip was a dirty diaper left in the booth.
Proteon | March 14, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Hey the greater need you feel to defend your obession, the greater your obsession.
that-dog-is-shifty-eyed | March 14, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Yay Devil, for the cheeto dust reference!
Britney: “What y’all? Its just baby shit! Y’all act like its ajax er somethin’!”
K-Fed: “Baby, I think you mean thorax”
Britney: “You just worry bout them steak fingers, K!
Haroof | March 14, 2006 at 2:25 pm
I’m so goddamn sick of hearing about this white trash pig & her disgusting hillbilly antics.
Seriously, can we just put her behind us and never look back again?
For the sake of all humankind.
I’m begging you all.
Grphdesi23 | March 14, 2006 at 2:27 pm
Hey, waiter, can I get a side order of poo to go?
Xanthia | March 14, 2006 at 2:32 pm
Proteon: you are actually the nanny that was SUPPOSED to have taken care of this, aren’t you?
Otherwise, who really gives a shit?? (pardon the pun)……….
Topaz Vamp | March 14, 2006 at 2:39 pm
The important question is, what does Kimmie think of all this?
CoJo | March 14, 2006 at 2:39 pm
I don’t care what anyone says – this is SO much better than talking about lame effing Jessica Simpson or even lamer, her sister (what’s her name again? Bashley, Nastly, oh. right.) Way better than yapping about Linsay Lohan!
I almost feel a little bad for Brit – she’s just an idiot and proves it time and time again…it’s almost sad watching her revert back to a little dumb, “huuuhhh? Whaaaaat? No poo awhn the dinnah table? Whyyyyy?” hillbilly, but I do, however, find some sick pleasure in watching that K-Fed fall. Of all the psudo-celebrities including any reality-T.V. personality – take your pick – I hate him the most.
lysistrata11 | March 14, 2006 at 2:40 pm
“It should follow its heart and find its true soulmate.”…
Kimmie, it’s a fucking diaper. I think it’s soulmate is the trashcan.
Zanna | March 14, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Superficial has lost it’s edge. I used to laugh out loud when I read the stories.
lysistrata11 | March 14, 2006 at 2:44 pm
#21-Yeah this is somewhat better than watching crappy clips of Lohan coming out of a tanning salon…Oooohhhh big news!
I’ve gotta say though…I still don’t see K-Fed going downhill yet. He still has tons of money even with the leash. He has a kick ass car he never even drives….
Lucky bastard.
inspector11 | March 14, 2006 at 2:46 pm
you know, i’ve changed my baby on a restaraunt table. and by “change my baby,” i mean murdered a clown with a ball peen hammer.
but does she get 20 to life? nooooooooooooo.
Bunseedsnobunseeds | March 14, 2006 at 2:46 pm
I don’t believe it. There are hundreds of pics taken of her every day, and yet there is nothing to document this. Lame. She probably used some crystal encrusted LV changing blanket anyway.
tits_on_snack | March 14, 2006 at 2:48 pm
sadly enough, i see people do this all the time. it’s gross.
Sodz | March 14, 2006 at 2:53 pm
Three Brit and/Or K-Fed ‘news’ stories in a row! I think it’s a sign of the apocalypse. Or possibly that this site is starting to suck major ass.
asmith | March 14, 2006 at 2:54 pm
Fucking celebrities….WTF? They can get away with anything and everything and it’s fucking rediculous! Oh, and OJ is still looking for Nicole’s killer…speaking of getting away with murder.
Alildiva | March 14, 2006 at 2:58 pm
Well, for all of you who are wondering(#6), I heard it was at the Ivy of all places, and on the patio…YUCK!!
cat | March 14, 2006 at 3:04 pm
i’d hit that. with my fist, that is.
lysistrata11 | March 14, 2006 at 3:11 pm
The Superficial must’ve changed writers or something because it used to be a lot funnier…
LOOKWHATICANDO | March 14, 2006 at 3:12 pm
It just gets Worse and worse.
dids | March 14, 2006 at 3:31 pm
What can we do?! Oh how that irritates me on SO many levels. Like she’s better than the rest of us? *rolls eyes* Kick her out or at least tell her to take her baby to the bathroom. Ugh.
Sister Morphine | March 14, 2006 at 3:32 pm
Britney, you fucking sick bitch. You don’t change a baby on a DINNER TABLE.
Someone get that kid away from her.
The Lazy Asian | March 14, 2006 at 3:33 pm
The queen of white trash changing diapers in an inappropriate place? No way.
krisdylee | March 14, 2006 at 3:36 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Britney Smears singing “Poops, I did it again”. hee hee
GingersCoconuts | March 14, 2006 at 3:36 pm
Anyone else notice that now she has her own brat, she doesn’t care about those other two?…. hmmmm…. I thought she “LUVVED them wit all her hart!” Loser.
Gumdrops | March 14, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Brit is doing anything and everything to stay in the news… even without an actual singing career. Maybe she’s smarter than us all.
playahater101 | March 14, 2006 at 3:44 pm
She should have just gotten up on the table, pulled down her pants, and crapped on the table herself. What’s the difference? And any GOOD restaurant manager would have told her that she needs to go into a bathroom like the rest of the world to change her baby. For the sake of the other people eating around her. I also have a 5 month old and I wouldn’t even think of doing something like that. It’s just trashy.
Spacedog | March 14, 2006 at 3:46 pm
#3 –Devil Is Chrome: I like your style. Why can’t people step up and boot that slack-jawed yokel and her bastard progeny? Even seeing that slopbucket and her half-breed mimbo would make me ill.
lysistrata11 | March 14, 2006 at 3:46 pm
#39-Unfortunately…not all publicity is good publicity…
Maeve97 | March 14, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Gogoboots- that was my cat’s name when I was a kid…do you care?
honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah | March 14, 2006 at 3:50 pm
I can’t come to this site for a while. Too much Britney stuff, all in a row, brah! My redneck sister-in-law pulls this hillbilly shit. Hillbillies just don’t know any better.
Topaz Vamp | March 14, 2006 at 3:54 pm
See, Proteon, you seem to be the only one who thinks it’s just fine to change a baby on a table where people eat. Something to think about…
Topaz Vamp | March 14, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Maybe The Ivy will auction the table off on Ebay. Keep watching Ebay, Proteon.
Sapphire | March 14, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Britney Spears’ senses have not fully recuperated from the additional cargo she had to lug around for nine months and still believes that any offspring with 23 of her golden chromosomes would poop gems and jewels, certainly not oodles of hazardous toxins and possibly K-Fed’s DNA. I hope Spears remembered to lick her fingers afterwards.
Maeve97 | March 14, 2006 at 3:58 pm
I don’t know why anybody is surprised. Any person who could go into a gas station bathrrom barefoot clearly has no standards of cleanliness.
Gumdrops | March 14, 2006 at 4:07 pm
#42–Unfortunately… it’s Britney Spears we’re talking about here
dr. kenneth noisewater | March 14, 2006 at 4:08 pm
this is pretty typical behavior among back-watered, white trash folk. i bet she let the baby fill up the diaper with 3 or 4 smelly loads before she bothered to change it too. she needs to have her baby hole sewn shut and k-fed needs to be kicked hard in the balls so they can’t pollute the world with their little mouth breathing offspring.