Britney Spears is unsanitary

britney-spears-change.jpgBritney Spears horrified customers when she started changing her baby on a restaurant table in Los Angeles.

One said: “It was disgusting. Someone else has got to eat at that table. Yuck.” The restaurant manager is quoted in Britain’s News of the World newspaper as saying: “It’s Britney Spears. What can we do?”

You know what you can do? You can tell her not to have her baby’s feces wiped all over a surface where people eat food. Unless you like serving feces-covered food to your customers. In which case next time tap Britney on the shoulder and let her know it’d be perfectly alright if she wanted to take a dump on the tables as well, and maybe drag her butt all over the floor like one of those cute puppies.