Britney Spears is tired of all the attention, but first, look at her boobs!

January 8th, 2008 // 84 Comments

Britney Spears went out on the town last night and, judging by her outfit, you can tell she’s really tired of the all the paparazzi attention. I mean, Christ, she’s practically fending them off with her chest. Can’t a girl drive around in peace with her tits half out in front of some photographers she called in advance? I don’t think that’s asking too much.

Photos: INFdaily.com, Splash News

  1. Joe C

    Damn! She is just fucking gross looking!

  2. shanipie

    Her frikking forehead is massive and her features, especially her nose, are bulbose. OMG go on a fucking diet and work out…but dont work out and eat like shit and drink cuz then you’ll be muscly and still fat and huge and gross. Wash your damn face, do your fucking hair. STOP WEARING THAT 99cent RED LIPSTICK!!!!!!! for the Love Of God you lame ass excuse for a human being.

    Ya know what though, in every interview and interacting the Spears has had even when she was 17 and a budding starlet, she was always kind of off. U knew should couldn’t keep a real friend her age to save her life. she was a pawn and added no creativity to any of her success.

    People doing her E stories freakin act like she is so talented and she is so creative, wow. She’s made so much money, what a success.
    WHEN in reality all she could do was dance, Her voice sucks and the only reason it sounds good at all is because it is recorded in a studio with special equiptment to make it not sound like shit. Now the bitch can’t even dance. You see what happens when everyone stopped telling her what to do. When she decided to take over her career…yeah crap. Crap happened. She has to live with the fact that she cannot make a descent decision by her self on anything EVER. She is just a fucking bumpkin, who in her youth had a good body. Now she has nothing.

  3. redsonja1313

    WOW 46 I didn’t notice till you said somethin….. THAT IS A BRUISE FROM BEING RESTRAINED. So they strap you down to transport you and at some point in time she struggled against the strap and brusied herself

  4. Laverne Lohan

    I don’t feel like heaping on the scorn so I’ll just say that she has rather pretty eyes and doesn’t look half bad in that leather jacket outfit.

    Yes, I’m starting to feel sorry for her and hoping she pulls out of her tailspin. I know I’m a wet blanket. As disgusting as she is, everyone else around her — the media, Federline, his lawyer, Dr. Phil, the paps, the overly harsh ill-wishers — is even more disgusting. She wins by default.

  5. Reggie Bush

    She’s like Miss Haversham from Great Expectations – a tired deluded hag, only 50 years younger than her. Horrible creature.

  6. Jess

    Pic #5 is hilarious…she looks like Sweeney Todd.

  7. auzzie

    Her antics are getting B-O-R-I-N-G…
    no makeup, sans smudged red lipstick = check
    skanky ass looking nails = check
    dirty hair= check
    half cocked necklace = check
    super gaudy shades = check

    All boxes checked…must go out & flaunt how totally checked I am…sheesh…..

  8. Spazz

    Fucking MAN HANDS. Yikes.

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  10. How the hell can she see through those dirty sunglasses? There’s a thick layer of pig grease across the lens! (Guess the G stands for GROSS.)

  11. she is a great mum..

  12. Juggernaut

    I guess this puts any rumors of breast implants to rest. Those have to be real. Or she should sue.

  13. EP

    Her neck is going to look like saggy turkey skin in about 5 years. And look at all those sun spots on her chest.

  14. Jimbo's troll

    I had the sweetest piece of playground ass today! The only way I could have jizzed more and harder is if I’d have fucked myself in the shit chute!

  15. erka

    Ummm.. yeh her hair is effin nasty… with all the money she has you’d think she could get a better weave..

  16. Blondamnation

    #64 ‘shit chute’? Oh God.
    not-funny perverted douchebags are welcome at fuckinghosebagdickwads.com-you should check it out before your mom comes back from her date.

    Britney you couldn’t be uglier if you were Cortney Love and Pete Doherty’s heroin addicted love child. It’s like you try to be hideous, and you’re winning.

  17. Bubbles

    You know, I’m beginning to think, after much consideration and denial, that she is manic. Nothing fancy, just extreme highs, and we don’t get to see the lows, unless the lows manifest themselves as badly manicured nails and just looking busted.

    She hasn’t looked nice in like, a year or more. Ewww, I would be really grossed out by her if I was a guy. Then again….knowing guys……

  18. my comment

    Her sunglasses are smeared with grease.

    Nails gnawed and diseased.

    Skin of the living dead.

    Mexican Whorehouse Red #5 Lipstick.

    IT’s a great week.

  19. Mdiz

    THE BITCH IS CRAZY!

    Nuff said.

  20. Tasha

    I think it’s about time to get rid of those horrible extensions (not always, just usually horrible) and let us see her fresh new hair. It’s gotta be getting cute and pixiey by now.

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  22. dozer

    Sweeney todd – that’s pure genius!

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    I DO LIKE HER- I THINK SHE IS ADDICTED TO THE PAP DRAMA AND THE CLICK CLICK OF PHOTOS BEING TAKEN. SHE DOES GO OUT SOOOOO MUCH BECAUSE SHE IS ADDICTED TO THE PHOTOGS. JUST STAY HOME A BIT MORE OMG.

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  26. the superficial writer is funny! (and im not just sucking up)

    lets play a game: it’s called, count how many chins britney has today! i see maybe 4, or perhaps 5. What about you, children?

  27. extracheeseplease

    britney has become Bettie Davis’ character in “whatever happened to baby jane”…look at her she’s wearing something that looks like a funkin’wedding dress! all she needs is to eat dog kibble and she’s “the crazy dog lady”

  28. opinionated biatch

    dang girl
    they’re looking kinda saggy
    maybe thats cuz the coke shrunk the breast implants.

  29. MeanJean

    It’s like she’s turning into Courtney Love right before our eyes.

  30. Kimmie

    I love her, she is going to get better!!!!!

  31. Kimmie

    I love her, she is going to get better!!!!!

  32. Kimmie

    I love her, she is going to get better!!!!!

  33. zavie

    wow, she looks HAGGARD

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