Britney Spears went out on the town last night and, judging by her outfit, you can tell she’s really tired of the all the paparazzi attention. I mean, Christ, she’s practically fending them off with her chest. Can’t a girl drive around in peace with her tits half out in front of some photographers she called in advance? I don’t think that’s asking too much.
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SuckIt | January 8, 2008 at 4:31 pm
her boobies look gross… first mofos!!!
Betsy | January 8, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Got some big saggy titties on that there bug.
(_*_) | January 8, 2008 at 4:32 pm
bzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzz bounce bounce bzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzz bounce bounce bzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzz bounce bounce bzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzz *STING!*
zzsmaddy | January 8, 2008 at 4:33 pm
first hehe, yah smaddy
D. Richards (Slut.) | January 8, 2008 at 4:33 pm
That, women, and children, is the chest of a corpse.
SuckIt | January 8, 2008 at 4:34 pm
her boobies look gross… first mofos!!!
? Giggles ? | January 8, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I hate to say it, but there is a better (and when I say “better,” I mean grosser) photo on x17online.com
ha8ter | January 8, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Oh my God- she’s channeling Amy Winehouse with that nasty ass beehive. Is that the international symbol for “I’m a drug addicted asshole”?
carly | January 8, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I just can’t figure out why she doesn’t get her eyebrows done. wtf?
HankTheDwarf | January 8, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I WONDER WHAT KIND OF FUNK COMES FROM HER BELLY BUTTON
BELLY BUTTON CHEESE
BELLY BUTTON CHEESE
BELLY BUTTON CHEESE
BELLY BUTTON CHEESE
BELLY BUTTON CHEESE
BELLY BUTTON CHEESE
BELLY BUTTON CHEESE
BELLY BUTTON CHEESE
celebsandwankingthatsaboutitforme | January 8, 2008 at 4:39 pm
yeah there are a bunch from this series and in some you get to see her sagging tits and her big belly roll in the same shot. nice outfit. usually you have to go to a mall in the midwest to see such glories.
hausfrau | January 8, 2008 at 4:41 pm
That shirt looks like an old cast off wedding dress that someone found on the floor at Goodwill. She’s beyond disgusting. And still she sits there, happy just to be photographed…
mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 8, 2008 at 4:41 pm
no more spears
sla | January 8, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Amy Winehouse called, she wants her hair back.
commish | January 8, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Looks like she took a page out of Amy Winhouse’s book. What’s up with that rat’s nest on her noggin?
cmc | January 8, 2008 at 4:45 pm
GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FRIST!!! | January 8, 2008 at 4:49 pm
How can she stand looking like SHIT every single DAY!!!???!!
I don’t care how drunk you are or what kind of drugs yer on, but fucking…showers feel nice..
commish | January 8, 2008 at 4:49 pm
I don’t spel two gud toodae.
Xavier | January 8, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Elvis was never this interesting. Sure, he had the same greasy fat sleaziness, but he had fading talent instead of psychosis. Who the fuck cares about talent? Not the good ol’ USA, that’s for sure (“hey! Hey! HEY! Haven’t you hired another nig yet?!! Why not? What??! Productivity my ass!!! Hire the nig now, you fuckin racist.”)
sluts rule | January 8, 2008 at 4:51 pm
what the hell is with the line across her chest. looks like a bruise from smacking into the steering wheel while not wearing a seatbelt during a crash. But Bit wouldn’t drive without a seatbelt, would she?
oly | January 8, 2008 at 4:55 pm
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hey is it me (or my pc) or does she have the sign of the arch of the wheel on her breats? Like she hit it or something and she’s left with the bruise?
or is it a shadow?
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dephs | January 8, 2008 at 4:56 pm
her skin is haggard. look at all those spots and shit too much time in the tanning bed? she’s effing gross and looks really unhealthy. too much starbucks/fast food? she’ll find a new gig maybe she could probably pass as the hamburgler?
RENEE... | January 8, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Oh come on. If you’re gonna post these pics of Brit completly whoring it up, at least show the pics where she looks like a total sloppy whore; like the pics that x17online posted on Monday, January 7th. Her boobs and gut are all hanging out and a mess. See the real deal there (well just those pics; but usually x17 is a Britney ass kisser and I wouldn’t recommend them. But in this case…)
My Dick | January 8, 2008 at 4:57 pm
What the fuck happened to this bitch? I remember when she first came out…Baby One More Time…she was fucking HOT! Now? Look at that fucking mess, I wouldn’t fuck her with my friends dick. Is it the fame? Was she just pre destined to be a fucking mess?
Whatever the reason, every time I see her nowadays I think back to the way she looked and cry…
kathy | January 8, 2008 at 4:58 pm
holy mole-y.
ew
celebrity oops | January 8, 2008 at 5:00 pm
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PunkA | January 8, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Nothing to see here, folks. Move along……
Wait, is that a train wreck? Why yes it is…. this girl has lost her freaking mind. Can you say learned bi-polar issues? I can.
Can’t wait for that Lynee Spears “Mother of the Year” Mommy Dearest Award show to hit Fox.
Jimbo | January 8, 2008 at 5:04 pm
@27 No, Now they are saying she is Bi-polar. I knew she was bi, but I did not think it was with bears.
LadyJane | January 8, 2008 at 5:04 pm
I’m saying schizophrenia.
norton | January 8, 2008 at 5:05 pm
If she just wants to be a stripper then just do it….
Nascar | January 8, 2008 at 5:08 pm
At least she is not swinging umbrellas at them again. =)
redsonja1313 | January 8, 2008 at 5:11 pm
ok EWWWWWWWWW
1) gnawed on nails and chipped polish AGAIN. 20 mintues at any of the 4 million nails salons in the area can fix that
2) in pic 4 you can see strech marks on her boobs and seriously the steering wheel has to be covering a nip slip
3) it was 37 fucking degrees last night….. WTF is up with the flimsy summer shirt. ( only the mentally ill run around inapporiaptly dressed for the weather)
Jimbo | January 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm
WHAT THE FUCK?? How did LadyJanes comment get moved. I think someone is on crack at the fish..
FRIST!!! | January 8, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Jimbo, that’s been happening all day!!!
veggi | January 8, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Jimbo’s always surprised when the girl moves.
Jimbo | January 8, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Come on Veggi
You know I dont like girls
srg | January 8, 2008 at 5:23 pm
wasn’t it 34 degrees in LA last night?
Is she taking tips from the Amy Winehouse School of Appropriate Attire for the Weather?
please ignore her, so she can go away and get healthy or kill herself or whatever her other option might be – but just out of our view.
thanks
lol'd | January 8, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Bi-polar means being nice one minute, and being a total bitch the next
girl. heyyyyy dear
boy. whats up
girl. I HATE YOUUUUU
Gits | January 8, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I would gladly drink the pus out her ass pimples.
HSR | January 8, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I want to be Jackie Onassis
I want to wear a pair of dark sunglasses
I want to be Jackie Onassis, oh yeah
I want bodyguards all around
I’m anxious to avoid an autograph hound
Just let me be Jackie Onassis, oh yeah
I’m ready for the world to take a good look at me
Photographers can snap my picture, I’ll pose for free
Tabloids can make my name a household word
I’ll belong to millions but be free as a bird
Jimbo | January 8, 2008 at 5:31 pm
@35 and 36. That is funny. The troll is talking to its self.. I bet the troll talks to the ceral boxes at the grocery store too..
Feel_the_velvet | January 8, 2008 at 5:32 pm
She looks like she smells bad.
Jimbo | January 8, 2008 at 5:32 pm
I very much dislike women, much rather prefer a man.
Roflcer of the Lawl | January 8, 2008 at 5:39 pm
WOW SHE IS TURNING INTO AMY WINEHOUSE BEFORE OUR VERY EYES!
oye with schools these days... | January 8, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Just like schizophrenic refers to a single disorganized personality, not multiple personalities (which is called…tada…multiple personality disorder), bipolar refers to people who have episodes of depression (too low) or mania (too high) that are at least weeks but often months long (at least for the depression). Borderlines are the ones whose emotions are all over the map in the course of a single day, and tend to alternate between being nice and being bitchy to the same person. The hardcore borderlines are so unstable that they can land in the psych ER and then bounce back out in a day. Britney’s a borderline with serious drug and alcohol problems, plus she comes from a long family line of wide-eyed retards. So she’s hit the hillbilly jackpot.
KB | January 8, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Is that a steering wheel bruise across her chest?
KB | January 8, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Is that a steering wheel bruise across her chest?
steve | January 8, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I’d fuck her. So would all the hetero guys here. Both of you.
moobs | January 8, 2008 at 5:53 pm
#24, it’s because you’re a friggin idiot who doesn’t know what “hot” really is. .
getting hard over a teenage girl in a school girl uniform isn’t “hot” its usually criminal, douchebag.
/and stop crying, pussy.
Jamie's Uterus | January 8, 2008 at 6:19 pm
We haven’t seen her tits yet, so they are bound to come out at some point. I think we all got tired of seeing her vagina and this is all the girl got left to show us!