Britney Spears is three months pregnant

20050326britney.jpgIs Britney Spears officially pregnant? The answer is maybe. According to Star, she should have been officially pregnant over the weekend but I didn’t hear any big announcements or anything so I’m assuming Star is just up to their wild and crazy hijinks again. And by hijinks, I mean they do more speculation than I do. And considering my source is a talking raccoon that meets me out back every Tuesday night, I’d say that means they’re pretty damn unreliable. Not that anybody even cares about Britney Spears anymore or her new gigantic boobs.