Britney Spears is helping raise money for UNICEF by participating in a charity auction with X17. The item Britney donated: One signed copy of her new album “Blackout.” Clearly her generosity knows no bound, but it does have a press release:
“I think it’s important to give back and with the release of Blackout, this seemed like the perfect opportunity to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere.”
Perhaps a more opportune time for Britney Spears to auction off an autographed copy of her new album might have been, I dunno, about two weeks ago when it came out. Yeah, back when these other people, I think they’re called a record label, were trying to promote it without her. But, it’s cool. What nobody understands is that Britney was too busy eating fried chicken and dressing like a slutty pirate. Because she loves the children so much.
Edit: So I scoped out the auction on eBay. At the time of this post it was up to $7200.00. But here’s the best part: “The pop princess has autographed both the insert and the CD in black permanent marker.” Ooh, yes, permanent marker! That shit’s permanent. Where’s my wallet?
debagger | November 13, 2007 at 10:53 am
first
The Listener | November 13, 2007 at 10:53 am
That’s not a good picture.
HQ Celebrity | November 13, 2007 at 10:54 am
She cries every time she gets opportunity.
so so | November 13, 2007 at 11:01 am
i want it.
D. Richards | November 13, 2007 at 11:02 am
Britney is such a fabulous mother! I get it now. I understand why Spears is having the hellish time she’s having, raising her own children; she’s mother to the world! What a dumb bitch. Help the world’s children but forget your own (literally). Wonderful. Ha!
Giggles | November 13, 2007 at 11:03 am
Do you think Britney had anything to do with it or it’s just her website X17 doing this to cover for her failed drug test? And why doesn’t she donate money herself to UNICEF instead of spending 20 seconds “autographing” a crappy CD? Hardly impressive.
* MISS UNIVERSE | November 13, 2007 at 11:03 am
Don’t forget she is bringing alot of publicity to the event.
The very fact that blogs are writing about it because she was involved – brings thousands of dollars in extra free publicity.
Would anyone have written about it if not for her involvement ???????
Ginger | November 13, 2007 at 11:03 am
what’s up with the bidders having almost identical names? 0***y, e***m, etc. and why the hell is shipping $99??
Bigheadmike | November 13, 2007 at 11:04 am
I would buy it just to blow it up….. I saw in some court papers that she was clearing 700000 or more dollars A MONTH. And all she can do is sign an copy of her album.
guess who | November 13, 2007 at 11:04 am
So her entire contribution is her signature and her FANS are the ones expected to lay out the $$$ to UNICEF? It’s a great cause, but where is Britney’s contribution to the world’s children? How is SHE “giving back”?
Show us the money, Brit!
so so | November 13, 2007 at 11:05 am
same names because they are probably fake bidders.
well, i dunno.
i still want it
Rose ha | November 13, 2007 at 11:05 am
It would be the wrost picture to her.. after browse her photo ablum on Sugarcupid.com, you would know this would be the most special one.. all her other pictures are stupid or with less clothes… ememe
Ted from LA | November 13, 2007 at 11:08 am
At least she looks happy.
babyglyniss | November 13, 2007 at 11:08 am
she’s insulting mother teresa’s kindness!
veggi | November 13, 2007 at 11:08 am
I’d pay a hell of a lot more than that for a pair of her panties. Used, of course (so, rare).
mmkoe | November 13, 2007 at 11:11 am
On the brite side, new album “Blackout” really rocks all the way….awesome beats. The rave reviews she has gotten from Rolling Stone, AP, CNN, and USA Today are definitely deserved. I found her on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named http://meetrich.com or something. Hope she is getting better.
so so | November 13, 2007 at 11:11 am
lol lol lol @ TED
em | November 13, 2007 at 11:12 am
screw UNICEF. those damn little boxes that they ask you to use on halloween. like im gonna raise money for little third world kids instead of getting candy. fuck that. the children can wait. gimme that snickers bitch.
P911GT10C | November 13, 2007 at 11:15 am
This bitch’s generosity knows no bounds.
Oh and #1, you’re a loser.
Sam Hain | November 13, 2007 at 11:16 am
#8 – It’s ebay’s new high price bidder privacy policy. unless the auction is yours, you can’t see the user names on high dollar items…
ack | November 13, 2007 at 11:19 am
fish, PLEEEEASE get rid of that picture with some new news!!!
ack | November 13, 2007 at 11:20 am
non-britney news, i mean
steve | November 13, 2007 at 11:20 am
I think there’s a contest among young vapid female celebs like paris, lohan, britney to see who can contribute the LEAST to charity. It’s a long term bet, the winner gets a kilo of blow and a book (for propping doors open).
Nicole | November 13, 2007 at 11:27 am
What a Selfish, trampy, pigheaded, greedy, seedy, slimy, fake, trashy, slutty, filthy, crappy, sappy, lame, assanine, stupid, ugly, retarded, horrible, fat, disgusting, speedfreak, loser, drug addicted low life, scumhag (yes HAG not bag, diesese infested, dirty, pimplefaced, deadbeat parent, annoying, smelly bitch………..
I wish someone would gut this wasted space of a racists COW.
Nicole | November 13, 2007 at 11:27 am
What a Selfish, trampy, pigheaded, greedy, seedy, slimy, fake, trashy, slutty, filthy, crappy, sappy, lame, assanine, stupid, ugly, retarded, horrible, fat, disgusting, speedfreak, loser, drug addicted low life, scumhag (yes HAG not bag, diesese infested, dirty, pimplefaced, deadbeat parent, annoying, smelly bitch………..
I wish someone would gut this wasted space of a racists COW.
Nicole | November 13, 2007 at 11:27 am
What a Selfish, trampy, pigheaded, greedy, seedy, slimy, fake, trashy, slutty, filthy, crappy, sappy, lame, assanine, stupid, ugly, retarded, horrible, fat, disgusting, speedfreak, loser, drug addicted low life, scumhag (yes HAG not bag, diesese infested, dirty, pimplefaced, deadbeat parent, annoying, smelly bitch………..
I wish someone would gut this wasted space of a racists COW.
veggi | November 13, 2007 at 11:28 am
well done ted! ahahaha!!!
does this CD come with coke lined up on it?
Matthew | November 13, 2007 at 11:30 am
britney::I am going to give them moonshine before I go out to the Big city of New York cleatus and brandine will help…e-bay buyer::Trainwreck
veggi | November 13, 2007 at 11:49 am
jeez nicole….is there an adjective you didnt use (haha…lol)? we’re really impressed with your slang vocabulary, but don’t you think you’re being kind of hard on Queen B? i mean, she’s trying to raise money for a gnoble cause and all you can do is hate on her.
what has she ever done to you? its hard being a mother of two and being in the spotlight constantly. also, i bet she would match the moneys the cd makes if she didn’t have to give it all to that gold-digger kevin.
oh, fuck the jews too!
toolboy | November 13, 2007 at 11:51 am
She could save more kids by not driving.
veggi | November 13, 2007 at 11:52 am
29- shaddap! you’re an idiot…. quit yer yammerin. find a name that’s good for you…. like asshat.
SippinDaSizzurp | November 13, 2007 at 11:58 am
I’m surprised the dumb-ass didn’t use a dry erase marker.
asshat | November 13, 2007 at 11:59 am
hey, there’s only one Asshat allowed here.
just because veggi is such a popular name, it doesnt mean you can suggest that some troll steal another persons name that has earned their place here at the fish with frequent, and intelligent posts. look veggi, just deal with it. people are smart enough to distinguish between the real veggi and the imposter.
veggi | November 13, 2007 at 12:05 pm
#33, troll, take your “intelligent posts” and stick them up your much-frequented ass.
pissy skank | November 13, 2007 at 12:06 pm
she’s so FUG! i wanna grind her ugly mug with my steel-toed boots.
SippinDaSizzurp | November 13, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Honestly someone explain to me if this girl was supposedly on meth then why is she suck a friggin’ porker? I won’t to just look at her and yell “Woo, Pig! Sooie” Eat some more taco bell lard ass.
Grumpus | November 13, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Felt pen? That’s a step up from crayon. Full recovery may be imminent.
| November 13, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Fuck you Superficial, for your rude comments and lack of respect towards your female visitors and women in general and for being such a misogynist and a sexist. You are the first one who should doubt his appearance and self-worth, more than any female reading this site (they all look way better than you for sure) because you know you stink and there’s no way you could get a decent looking girl, and there’s no way for you to manage to get laid, that’s why you live obsessed with celebrities and with finding pictures of them to jerk off to, since the women surrounding you get grossed out by you and the closest you’ll ever be to banging a decent looking girl is by jerking off to pictures of celebrities. Loser. That’s the reason why you hate women and why you bash them on this site too, you internet-living-scum-because-you-constantly-get-rejected-on-the-real-world gross loser, you’re so disgusting women run away from you more than from rapists.
Don’t forget no matter how little you post about attractive men and how everytime you do so you insult them or pretend they are not good looking, they are, like you’ll never be, and chicks get wet looking at them, and any girlfriend you’ve ever managed to have or you’ll ever manage to have (if you have/will) will always feel sorry for herself for having such an unattractive loser gross dude like you as a boyfriend and will always yearn for, fantasize with and get wet looking at those hot male celebrities you’ll never manage to look like or have a body like and that you refuse to post about on your website, and when you do, pretend they’re not hot, she’ll wish they were her boyfriend instead of an unattractive gross loser like you. Yes, they are hot, you’re NOT.
Oh, don’t forget that all the female celebrities you post about on this site and their pictures you jerk off to (no matter wether you say good or bad stuff about them) will never have the bad luck of even having to see you fugly face, you wouldn’t have the chance to approach any of them closer than 100 miles even in the luckiest and greates looking day of your life, and if they did, they’ll simply throw up on your face because of the gross loser you are to -ALL- women, so yeah loser, keep jerking off to pictures of celebrities that if they saw you they’d just laugh at you and throw up, because that’s the closest you’ll ever be to getting laid or to succesfully approach any woman in your life.
Oh and BTW, isn’t gossip a way too feminine thing to be interested on by a straight male? I mean, chicks gossip, gay guys gossip, but straight males? and do they run gossip websites!??? *cough* oh yeah, PrezHilton *cough*, it’s run by a guy, but *cough* he’s gay *cough*.
With such weird tastes you have in certain women, with having such a hard time admiting an obviously gorgeous guy is attractive, with being such a huge fan of celebrity gossip, with your hate towards females and with your constant urge to make yourself feel manly… won’t ya will be hiding in the closet Superfish!??? yeah it seems like you are!!
I will never visit your website again for your disrespect towards women and your readers and I encourage every women reading this and every male with a little bit of respect towards females and who doesn’t wanna be a stinky loser who women run away from like Superfish to never visit this website again. Go read PrezHilton instead as it’s so much better, with way more news and with -RESPECT- towards women, men, and its visitors.
OB-GYN | November 13, 2007 at 12:21 pm
#38 – heavy flow day, huh?
SippinDaSizzurp | November 13, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Is #38 for real? WTF? That is hilarious. Sounds like someone needs a hug and some dick.
| November 13, 2007 at 12:27 pm
#40- yeah, Superfish, up the ass.
Clem | November 13, 2007 at 12:27 pm
If she really wanted to help the children she could do worse than start looking after her own.
Ed | November 13, 2007 at 12:29 pm
That photo is made of win.
D. Richards (Hands.) | November 13, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Yes, I know what #38′s problem is! No dick. She’s never been fucked right. Nor has she ever orgasmed. That, together with her less than picturesque apperance have forced her to be come somewhat (kind of) cynical and highly emotional towards her own wellbeing. Like she actually cares about “women”. Right! Hey, honey? #38? Why don’t you unclinch those buttcheeks of yours and get-off a little? You’re so wound-up. You need to have a testicle feast. Might make you feel better about yourself. Suck.. Agh! Suck.. Agh! Swallow?
Dennis | November 13, 2007 at 12:43 pm
What are you knocking brit for now. Dont you know this is briliant marketing? Think about it. She upstaged that record company that was complaining that she wasnt helping promote her new cd. She is getting 7200 dollars for one copy!! and all they can do is get 15 dollars for each one they sell. Brilliant Brit keep it up we need more business people like you!!
TV Monger | November 13, 2007 at 1:15 pm
i’ve actually forgotten what britney’s face actually looks like. you know when she’s not looking like she just swallowed a mouthful of spoiled shmegma.
FRIST!!! | November 13, 2007 at 1:31 pm
#38 BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!
No, I didn’t actually read it but I have a very good feeling about it..
sharpeidude | November 13, 2007 at 1:39 pm
#16 – What kind of fucking cheap dope are you on? Have you resorted to loading your bong with ass hair or are you generally this fucked up all the time?
Awww, Not This Crap Again! | November 13, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Besides the fact that Britney is a waste of space, what I will NEVER understand is her undying fan base!!! What’s up with that?!?
Okay…at ONE TIME she had an awesome body, and some hot dance moves, and she was also a pretty teenager. But seriously, who among us couldn’t get the same results with a team of choreographers, personal trainers, and hair and makeup artists to help us strut our stuff…not to mention that she doesn’t otherwise work for a living–unless you call partying and eating fast food, a job!
Does Britney have any TRUE talent?! Can she REALLY sing (a la Whitney Houston, Carrie Underwood, etc?) Can the girl sing a capella, you know, without background vocals, music, synthesizers, echo chambers, etc.? Hmmm…I think not!
For those who think HER new album rocks…you need to give props to the record label/studio and mix artists, NOT Britney. THE mixing experts are the ones who blended Britney’s words/phrases into the hits. Without them, she would be nothing. Hey, if they can make Paris sound like a singer, there is hope for all of us!
SOOOO, you take away Britney’s body, her looks, and her “talent,” and what do you have? A marketing gimmick. Hardly something we should all be fawning over…or are people really THAT insecure?
Annie | November 13, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Maybe she should take care of her own kids first.