Britney Spears already wrote a letter to the paparazzi apologizing for the umbrella incident, but she decided that wasn’t enough and posted an update to her official website with the same stupid garbage.
I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella. I was preparing my character for a roll in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn’t get the part.
You’d think her second time around she’d catch her spelling mistakes or at least make sense, but you’d be wrong. My God, would you be wrong. Is she actually proud of her letter? If I was her I’d be denying I even wrote it, not posting it again on my official website. How are her managers letting this shit slide through? If you walked into their office I’m 100% sure you’d see a monkey in a suit, jumping up and down on a desk and waving a banana around.
NOTE: You know she takes her rolls seriously because she eats so many of them.
UPDATE: Looks like her handlers finally figured out spell check. Turns out these ‘rolls’ she kept referring to were actually ‘roles.’ Go figure.
She is 100% certified INSANE….
HAHAHAHA!!!!! ‘ROLLS’..STUPID!
HAHAHAHA!!!!! ‘ROLLS’..STUPID!
118=namelezzfuck:
can’t even zhow your
name, have to hide behind
a madeup one…
chickazz, talk to me when
u put a name to it,otherwize
zhut up.
Juzitfiable: your dick iz
zmall and zo iz your titz, fucker?
what’s with the fact jokes? she’s not fat-just ugly and stupid and crazy, lol.
krazihotkelli is not hot. i’ve seen pics. eeewwwww
124=hey bitchez:
another namelezzfuck,
too afraid to put your
zcreen name, afraid I’ll
bite your fuckin head off.
chickzhit;
U wizh I wazn’t hott!
but who carez,not me,
coz I’m the one having
all the fun flirtin,
unlike U old fuckz..
enjoy your nazty ole
gray haired fucker
that never pleazez U…..
stupidfuckkelli thinks this is “flirtin”. Someone probably told her that getting hit on the head repeatedly is “sex”. Here, take this lit stick of dynamite, it’s a “cookie”.
126=your fuckin
ztupid bitch:
I flirt at the
ocean,azzdick,
get a freakin brain…
like anyone would want
to flirt with theze old
fuckface dickbrainz…
what an idiot U R, jealouz
bitch…??
dear krazihottkelli,
thank you for all yer posts that make me look so smart and fer callin ever’one bitches even when they all ain’t. Ya know how I have a porky gal hang next to me, or what Kev calls a butterface, just so I look better next to ‘em? But I can’t ask you to roll with me becuz 2 defects 2gether is just 2 much, ya know? The paps will only take so much, hope ya unnerstand.
Love and xxxs, your pal,
Britney!
poor guys, so sad your post couldn’t be criticize by anyone of us coz NONE OF YOU IDIOTS are FAMOUS!
HUS D STUPID BITCH? those who say so…
just a reminder, “do not do unto others what you do not want others do unto you”
the one who keeps on criticizing its fellow is the one WHO IS so…
IDIOTS! & BULLSHITS!
FUCK YOU!
you know, justin timberlake is to blame for all of this.
how do we even know that krazihottkelli is YOUR real name? why do you call everyone else a chicken, when ur the one using that awful ebonic wanna be speak????
#132/how do U know
U keep a dick up
your azz? coz itz
there, azzfucker.
Now, all U gay fatt
fuckz get a life and
take a fuckin zwim
once in a while and
leave the computer..
UR fingerz are getting
zo fatt, they can barley
type..fattjealouzfuckz..
glad, I’m not U…
god help her
whats next whats next whats next who says that hes a fucken goof what did he do count how many words there were like shut up he probably has more problems than her and look he had to take a breath cause he was acting like an idiot like honestly shut the fuck up and dont talk to me…..