Britney Spears already wrote a letter to the paparazzi apologizing for the umbrella incident, but she decided that wasn’t enough and posted an update to her official website with the same stupid garbage.
I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella. I was preparing my character for a roll in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn’t get the part.
You’d think her second time around she’d catch her spelling mistakes or at least make sense, but you’d be wrong. My God, would you be wrong. Is she actually proud of her letter? If I was her I’d be denying I even wrote it, not posting it again on my official website. How are her managers letting this shit slide through? If you walked into their office I’m 100% sure you’d see a monkey in a suit, jumping up and down on a desk and waving a banana around.
NOTE: You know she takes her rolls seriously because she eats so many of them.
UPDATE: Looks like her handlers finally figured out spell check. Turns out these ‘rolls’ she kept referring to were actually ‘roles.’ Go figure.
missj | July 5, 2007 at 4:15 pm
hahhaha
bks | July 5, 2007 at 4:16 pm
first, bitches
missj | July 5, 2007 at 4:17 pm
….
Nora | July 5, 2007 at 4:19 pm
this is sad.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Isn’t this the same story the fish posted this morning? WTC!!!!
Dan | July 5, 2007 at 4:23 pm
enough already…this skank needs to “role” her fat twice pregnant ass off a cliff
Vicky___uy | July 5, 2007 at 4:23 pm
this girl is just plane stupid !!!!!Im a native spanish girl and even I can spell better that she does …
go get some exensive extensions you fucking louisiana trash!!!!!
missj | July 5, 2007 at 4:24 pm
no comment
Ooba Gooba | July 5, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Someone pass the dinner roles, please.
Boba Fett | July 5, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Max | July 5, 2007 at 4:27 pm
FIRST!!!
Vicky___uy | July 5, 2007 at 4:27 pm
she makes everyone in the planet look smarter that her .. what´s wrong with you shitney????? can you even thing of something funny to post on your site ???????
ps: then again .. probably everyone in the planet IS smarter than her.
deanna | July 5, 2007 at 4:28 pm
i can probably find a rock thats smarter than this girl.
haroof | July 5, 2007 at 4:28 pm
by the looks of her, she certainly does take her rolls seriously.
Hollywood Agent | July 5, 2007 at 4:29 pm
She really is delusional! I bet she hears voices too.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 4:29 pm
There’s a lesson here. You have to fuck these Disney chicks when they’re young. Wear a disguise, retain a top lawyer, whatever it takes, but ream & skeet ‘em before they hit 17, max. We’re looking at what happens if you make the mistake of waiting.
Lux | July 5, 2007 at 4:30 pm
She takes her ROLLS very seriously. Well obviously, you’ve been working on them for quite some time you Cheeto-eating fat ass!
FreeWaterfallJr | July 5, 2007 at 4:30 pm
I tried very hard to find some sens in her letter. And I said to myself ”maybe she’s sarcastic and she’s refering to her relationship with K-Fed.” But again, the part with the umbrella doesn’t make sens so, she’s probably just crazy.
Lux | July 5, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Damn 14: Didn’t read your comment. Beat me to the punchline!
Penis Mightier | July 5, 2007 at 4:31 pm
She does take her roles very seriously…for a while there I actually thought she was a singer. She’s good.
Miserable Bastard | July 5, 2007 at 4:40 pm
You’ll never see it my way unless your eyes are as far apart as mine.
You’ll never see it my way, because you take your medication.
You’ll never see it my way if you can see your feet.
Judge Mental | July 5, 2007 at 4:42 pm
“Unfortunately I didn’t get the part.”
Which is a shame, because I’m sure it was a damn fine fucking film. And now I’ll never see it. Tell me why I continue to live. Please.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 4:43 pm
@16 isn’t the little boy next door playing in the pool? I think it is time for you to go spank your little monkey while peeking out the bath room window.
nevermore | July 5, 2007 at 4:44 pm
1: Do something incredibly stupid.
2: Several months later, try and cover it up with supremely lame story.
3: Improve on lameness with even worse lameness.
4 (and most important): Expect the teeming masses to swallow the story.
Yep, the level of Stupid is really rising. We need to get out now.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Anybody else get tired of hearing this all the time? “Hi…Jimbo…yeah, good to see you…yes my boyfriend is really hot and we’re having the best sex ever! Well, gotta go!”
Lux | July 5, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Has anyone seen the Family Guy where Britney rolls out on stage in a wheelchair all fat and bloated and says” I’m still sexy even though I lost a leg to diabetes” and then performs a sad rendition of her first hit? We are only a year away from this permformance.
Lux | July 5, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Here’s her comback:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY_QDvS1amY
wanky | July 5, 2007 at 4:50 pm
i dont know who is more retarded…britney or Jimbo?? he keeps replying to his own comments…
woodhorse | July 5, 2007 at 4:51 pm
“Takes rolls seriously” is truly funny, but I am going to vote for “regarding an umbrella” as the funniest part.
woodhorse | July 5, 2007 at 4:52 pm
In fact, I am going to go out on a limb here and predict that “regarding an umbrella” will become part of the English language in the manner of “wardrobe malfunction”.
my comment | July 5, 2007 at 4:53 pm
so who got ‘the part’ in this imaginary film? hhrmmnn…?
Yourfairytale | July 5, 2007 at 4:54 pm
It’s impossible to take her seriously when she spells acting “roles” like the bread product, “rolls.”
Italian Stallion | July 5, 2007 at 4:55 pm
I hope Alvin and the Chipmunks bust a cap in her ass………
The Real Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 5:10 pm
@25 It does not seem like anyone is tired of hearing that. But, what has been said over and over again is that they are sick you you trolling them with your stupid and retarded comments. I think most people would hope that you got ran over by a slow moving train and you were aware of your limbs being cut off by the train wheels. I know it would brighten up my day
Tim | July 5, 2007 at 5:11 pm
I can’t believe nobody noticed that she spelled “rolls” wrong – it’s supposed to be “roles” when it’s something like acting!!! Jeez!!! Wake up, people!!!
oh lord | July 5, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Here is a great picture of Britney taking her rolls seroiusly:
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/06/britney-spears-bra-candids-strip-11.jpg
All the girls say... | July 5, 2007 at 5:17 pm
“@25 It does not seem like anyone is tired of hearing that.”
see now that’s the problem…
woodhorse | July 5, 2007 at 5:20 pm
#22. lmao. Cheer up: another day, another opportunity to get hit in the eyes with Britney’s exposed private parts. I’m sure if they can find someone irresponsible enough to revive a dead dick (chipmunks) to limp status, someone will make a movie for Britney. Blond Addiction. Blond Exposition.
Ex Blond Position. – so, please do not “off” yourself tonight.
Solaera | July 5, 2007 at 5:25 pm
You know she takes her rolls seriously because she eats so many of them.
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Lol.
Sportsdvl | July 5, 2007 at 5:30 pm
#35, maybe you should learn how to read as lots of people including superfish made fun of that.
fluxus008 | July 5, 2007 at 5:34 pm
“rolls” LOL hahahaa omg what a complete idiot.
woodhorse | July 5, 2007 at 5:37 pm
I believe Tim may be the intellectual razor that could take on jrzmommy.
Lux | July 5, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Tim. You are retarded. Tim wake up! WAKE UP TIM!
Tim | July 5, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Forgot to add – Britney looks really hot in that picture! Rehab has really turned the clock back for her!
techclerk | July 5, 2007 at 5:46 pm
What movie coming out is going to have a psycho bald chick beating an empty car with an umbrella? I can’t wait to see who got the part.
Or wait… Maybe the movie doesn’t exist and she’s just making this up?
techclerk | July 5, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Freaky Friday
Vice Versa
The Hot Chick
Freaky Friday again
There are about fifty movies already made with that story line. I never saw any of those actors have a batshit breakdown in public while getting in character.
lambman | July 5, 2007 at 5:57 pm
“How are her managers letting this shit slide through?”
I’m pretty sure pinkisthenewblog said she’d fired her manager a few weeks ago
krazihotkelli | July 5, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Zhe can’t even
zpell rolez
ztupid fatazz
wedgeone | July 5, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Keep on living the fantasy, Brit. In about a year K-Earl will have all of your $$$, and we’ll see photos of you working New Orleans streetcorners wearing a teeshirt with “Free Blowjobs” airbrushed on it.
And we’ll all laugh really hard!
wedgeone | July 5, 2007 at 6:11 pm
She’s even dumber than an heirhead!