Britney Spears is still a moron


Britney Spears already wrote a letter to the paparazzi apologizing for the umbrella incident, but she decided that wasn’t enough and posted an update to her official website with the same stupid garbage.

I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella. I was preparing my character for a roll in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn’t get the part.

You’d think her second time around she’d catch her spelling mistakes or at least make sense, but you’d be wrong. My God, would you be wrong. Is she actually proud of her letter? If I was her I’d be denying I even wrote it, not posting it again on my official website. How are her managers letting this shit slide through? If you walked into their office I’m 100% sure you’d see a monkey in a suit, jumping up and down on a desk and waving a banana around.

NOTE: You know she takes her rolls seriously because she eats so many of them.

UPDATE: Looks like her handlers finally figured out spell check. Turns out these ‘rolls’ she kept referring to were actually ‘roles.’ Go figure.