Britney Spears already wrote a letter to the paparazzi apologizing for the umbrella incident, but she decided that wasn’t enough and posted an update to her official website with the same stupid garbage.
I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella. I was preparing my character for a roll in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn’t get the part.
You’d think her second time around she’d catch her spelling mistakes or at least make sense, but you’d be wrong. My God, would you be wrong. Is she actually proud of her letter? If I was her I’d be denying I even wrote it, not posting it again on my official website. How are her managers letting this shit slide through? If you walked into their office I’m 100% sure you’d see a monkey in a suit, jumping up and down on a desk and waving a banana around.
NOTE: You know she takes her rolls seriously because she eats so many of them.
UPDATE: Looks like her handlers finally figured out spell check. Turns out these ‘rolls’ she kept referring to were actually ‘roles.’ Go figure.
Damn 14: Didn’t read your comment. Beat me to the punchline!
She does take her roles very seriously…for a while there I actually thought she was a singer. She’s good.
You’ll never see it my way unless your eyes are as far apart as mine.
You’ll never see it my way, because you take your medication.
You’ll never see it my way if you can see your feet.
“Unfortunately I didn’t get the part.”
Which is a shame, because I’m sure it was a damn fine fucking film. And now I’ll never see it. Tell me why I continue to live. Please.
@16 isn’t the little boy next door playing in the pool? I think it is time for you to go spank your little monkey while peeking out the bath room window.
1: Do something incredibly stupid.
2: Several months later, try and cover it up with supremely lame story.
3: Improve on lameness with even worse lameness.
4 (and most important): Expect the teeming masses to swallow the story.
Yep, the level of Stupid is really rising. We need to get out now.
Anybody else get tired of hearing this all the time? “Hi…Jimbo…yeah, good to see you…yes my boyfriend is really hot and we’re having the best sex ever! Well, gotta go!”
Has anyone seen the Family Guy where Britney rolls out on stage in a wheelchair all fat and bloated and says” I’m still sexy even though I lost a leg to diabetes” and then performs a sad rendition of her first hit? We are only a year away from this permformance.
Here’s her comback:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY_QDvS1amY
i dont know who is more retarded…britney or Jimbo?? he keeps replying to his own comments…
“Takes rolls seriously” is truly funny, but I am going to vote for “regarding an umbrella” as the funniest part.
In fact, I am going to go out on a limb here and predict that “regarding an umbrella” will become part of the English language in the manner of “wardrobe malfunction”.
so who got ‘the part’ in this imaginary film? hhrmmnn…?
It’s impossible to take her seriously when she spells acting “roles” like the bread product, “rolls.”
I hope Alvin and the Chipmunks bust a cap in her ass………
@25 It does not seem like anyone is tired of hearing that. But, what has been said over and over again is that they are sick you you trolling them with your stupid and retarded comments. I think most people would hope that you got ran over by a slow moving train and you were aware of your limbs being cut off by the train wheels. I know it would brighten up my day
I can’t believe nobody noticed that she spelled “rolls” wrong – it’s supposed to be “roles” when it’s something like acting!!! Jeez!!! Wake up, people!!!
Here is a great picture of Britney taking her rolls seroiusly:
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/06/britney-spears-bra-candids-strip-11.jpg
“@25 It does not seem like anyone is tired of hearing that.”
see now that’s the problem…
#22. lmao. Cheer up: another day, another opportunity to get hit in the eyes with Britney’s exposed private parts. I’m sure if they can find someone irresponsible enough to revive a dead dick (chipmunks) to limp status, someone will make a movie for Britney. Blond Addiction. Blond Exposition.
Ex Blond Position. – so, please do not “off” yourself tonight.
You know she takes her rolls seriously because she eats so many of them.
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Lol.
#35, maybe you should learn how to read as lots of people including superfish made fun of that.
“rolls” LOL hahahaa omg what a complete idiot.
I believe Tim may be the intellectual razor that could take on jrzmommy.
Tim. You are retarded. Tim wake up! WAKE UP TIM!
Forgot to add – Britney looks really hot in that picture! Rehab has really turned the clock back for her!
What movie coming out is going to have a psycho bald chick beating an empty car with an umbrella? I can’t wait to see who got the part.
Or wait… Maybe the movie doesn’t exist and she’s just making this up?
Freaky Friday
Vice Versa
The Hot Chick
Freaky Friday again
There are about fifty movies already made with that story line. I never saw any of those actors have a batshit breakdown in public while getting in character.
“How are her managers letting this shit slide through?”
I’m pretty sure pinkisthenewblog said she’d fired her manager a few weeks ago
Zhe can’t even
zpell rolez
ztupid fatazz
Keep on living the fantasy, Brit. In about a year K-Earl will have all of your $$$, and we’ll see photos of you working New Orleans streetcorners wearing a teeshirt with “Free Blowjobs” airbrushed on it.
And we’ll all laugh really hard!
She’s even dumber than an heirhead!
krazihotkelli — doezn’t your zhift at mickey d’z ztart zoon? I thought you only pozt in the morning. Did you get fired for burning the friez, or did your zhift change?
Really, honey, the ‘z’ thing is getting old. It’s not cute anymore.
And think twice before you reply and attempt to rip me to shreds. You will lose.
wedge – Love the “Free Blowjobs” tshirt idea, but Britney’s already got that one. Only problem is that she’s still trying to figure out who stole all the blowjobs, and how she’s going to free them….
hahaha. what a stupid lying cunt.
She apologized to the pope because her husband doesn’t like to switch place and then her umbrella carried her away but didn’t get any??
If Britney would be kind enough to put it the next time in cuneiform.Because then it would be more understandable for us!
Hey guys! Don’t forget my boner-video i made on stage last weekend!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhWMi8DZF-w
Too flippin’ funny! On X17 someone commented that maybe she’s working the 12-step program, and on the “make amends” step now. Almost makes sense, dontcha think?
However, taking it further and posting it on her site is more lunatic than ever. I think we should all check her site now and then, in the MIDDLE of the night, since she’s got free rein to post on it without advisors to cut her off. Imagine her hanging over the keyboard with 6 empty 40s of beer and some oxycontin to boot. Her rants will be priceless, until she deletes them the next morning!
Two “rolls” she needs in her life…stylist and publicist. Someone needs to stop this train wreck.
Ummm all of her rolls? What rolls? Does she mean her Cheetos? Her babies? Wait, no not her babies because clearly she doesnt take them seriously. What rolls? And she didn’t get the part? Ummmm ya think?
Who the hell calls them the “pap”? I read it and was thinking, “She’s appologizing for her pap smear”?
… and the cow jumped over the moon…
#51 had fun being 48 ?????
didn’t cha????????
U forgot the mozt fun ztuff§?
Go eat Jimbo, hiz dick iz
probably ready to go?§§??
az far az “thebaglady”,
mommiedearezt, I think
that I’ll go back to
calling her anti/chrizt
again. I can’t get that
bald head outta my mind???????
next time thiz zite poztz
a pic of her, bald would be
nice, that zhit iz funny???????
@45
“What movie coming out is going to have a psycho bald chick beating an empty car with an umbrella?”
It’s Stanley Kubrick’s little-known final screenplay. He worked on it up until the day he died… “Eyes Wide Apart”.
Britney, you’re such a liar. There was no movie role. Who would offer you a movie role? Puleeaasse. But hey, I’m willing to be wrong. Tell us what movie you were trying out for. Name of movie, director, co-stars …
Exactly, there was no such movie. Liar.
mmm….rolls….
The headline says it all…
http://www.spamfreeforums.com/cootercleavage/
What the mother f*ck is she trying to say here?
Eat more pills, pillhead.