Life is so awesome for Britney Spears. On top of yesterday’s custody rulings, her manager quitting and the VMA train wreck, it turns out she might be bulimic as well. Friends of the star are concerned about her eating habits, according to Ok! Magazine:
OK! can report that friends of the beleaguered pop star are worried sick that her starve-and-bing relationship with food may be pushing her even deeper into despair.
“Britney told me, ‘I’ll starve myself because I’m fat,’” one friend of the singer reveals to OK!. “She kept telling me she thought I was fat and disgusting.”
Did that quote make sense to anybody? Does Britney think she’s fat, or does Britney think her friend is fat? Or are they both fat? We know Britney is. And she’s not starving herself, because otherwise she’d be, I dunno, a lot thinner. So Britney is calling her friend fat, right? Wait, what’s this, it turns out Britney’s friend is a Big Mac. It all makes sense now. Britney is the fat one – and crazy. Glad that’s figured out.
veggi | September 19, 2007 at 2:23 pm
does she think cum is food?
Texas Tranny | September 19, 2007 at 2:23 pm
If only it was to death.
Superdevil | September 19, 2007 at 2:23 pm
nooch
ce | September 19, 2007 at 2:23 pm
firsttttttttt
Jack Mehoff | September 19, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Shenanigans!
This crazy lady was on MTV 2 weeks ago. To lose that kind of weight in 2 weeks would not only require not eating, but also not drinking. Either not Britney or not untouched.
Anonymouse | September 19, 2007 at 2:26 pm
If I had a dollar for every tubby girl out there who claimed to be bulimic, I’d finally be able to pay off my student loans. I’ll believe it when Brittany actually starts losing the weight.
Duchess of Dork | September 19, 2007 at 2:27 pm
I can believe that she’s starving and binge eating. When you do that, your weight doesn’t come off. The only way someone can get thin from starving themselves is if they don’t do it for a really long time. If she stops eating for a few days, then binges, she’s just going to gain weight.
Dumbass.
MexicanLust | September 19, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Eh, I don’t care how many of the cool kids are going on and on about Britney’s weight. I still don’t think she’s remotely fat. As thin as she once was? No, but who cares? She’s had kids and isn’t 17. Wow, what a shocker. As hot? Hell no, but I think she could clean that up nicely if she worked at it. It’s more choice than aging, by far. But fat? She looks better than most people.
bigSTEAMYone | September 19, 2007 at 2:28 pm
The train wreck just won’t stop
veggi | September 19, 2007 at 2:30 pm
uh, what is the right way to become a bulimic? seriously, does anyone know how to get results from throwing up? can you still eat chocolate?
adeliza | September 19, 2007 at 2:33 pm
This sea hag will never be happy with her body and will always think she is fat.
Even if she loses her belly weight , gets a flat stomach and loses the fat folds around her face, she will always think she is fat.
WHY??????
She is short and has thick thighs. Short women with thick thighs always think they are fat.
She can lose all the weight she wants to, and she will always be miserable.
Trust me, it’s the fat thighs shes hung up on.
There is nothing she will be able to do to lose that body shape, so she will always have issues with weight because of the fact that her legs aren’t svelte.
She doesn’t have stems, she has trunks.
MerBear2 | September 19, 2007 at 2:33 pm
You don’t loose weight with bulimia…you can actually gain weight.
Dr. Obvious B.S. Cowgirl | September 19, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Bulimia “burns” your teeth! Nasty stomach acid teeth–no thanks! She’s not bulimic, she just drinks too much alcohol!
JB | September 19, 2007 at 2:35 pm
I love how people keep saying that she looks better than other people, or is thinner than other people, as an rationalization for her current looks. Uh…yeah, she might be prettier than others, but by her own standards she’s looking ragged. Yeah, she might be thinner than others, but that’s not really saying that much considering how the average person isn’t exactly in top physical condition.
And the starving won’t work unless the binging stops, or you workout a lot. Starving after eating a bunch of crap just brings you back to the same overfat body that was there before.
Cowgirl | September 19, 2007 at 2:35 pm
And the smell? Can you imagine what a model’s breath smells like after puking up her last meal? Yuck!
Italian Stallion | September 19, 2007 at 2:36 pm
I throw up everytime I see a picture of this fat cow………
Mdizdiz | September 19, 2007 at 2:37 pm
She kinda looks cute in that pix….. so odd the words…they burn when i speak them….
jesus christ porno star | September 19, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Maybe she should start a “starve and binge” diet instead of her “starve and bing” diet. I’ll bet that’s why she’s still fat.
Barry LeFarge | September 19, 2007 at 2:39 pm
She’s going to have to do a lot of throwing up. SOOOEEEEE!
Stinky | September 19, 2007 at 2:40 pm
I think she’s fat and disgusting as well. When is this cunt going to off herself so we can move on?
PunkA | September 19, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Sources are stupid. Who are these Sources? Please. Britney likes cheetohs too much to stop eating them. And washing them down with a Diet Cum soda. Add some ding dongs for dessert. Please. Not eating. That is funny.
Bitch killer | September 19, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Can she just die already?!?
ping | September 19, 2007 at 2:44 pm
If she’s really bulimic, she needs to invert her binge:purge ratio.
me | September 19, 2007 at 2:44 pm
If she’s bulimic, than that makes me the Queen of England! Right? lol
Jennifer | September 19, 2007 at 2:45 pm
I hope she doesn’t switch to laxatives. Especially if she keeps skipping the underwear while photographers are around.
blar | September 19, 2007 at 2:45 pm
yack all she wants, she will never lose that tree trunk of a neck
Eeva | September 19, 2007 at 2:46 pm
this blogger is stupid.this is a bunch of bullshit.nothing proves she’s bullimic.an idiot who wrote this was obviously having anorexia in mind.dont talk about what u know shit about.even if u were thinkin about anorexia,well u cant gain anorexia by starving for just few days,nor really lose weight, u can only lose it temporarely,and it will come back.
Louise | September 19, 2007 at 2:46 pm
now, I woulnd’t exactly consider her FAT but she certainly does not have the body to wear what she wore to the VMAs
dr phil | September 19, 2007 at 2:46 pm
She’s so fat, her friend doesn’t know where she ends and Britney begins.
MexicanLust | September 19, 2007 at 2:47 pm
I’m not justifying her looks. i said that *for her* she’s not nearly as hot as she once was and can clean that up. My point about her being thinner/better looking than most people is that it’s your average person that buys these gossip mags, reads these sites, and generally bitches about how she looks and does the, “haha, poor Britney fell off” routine. Most people look like shit in the general public, and people make themselves feel better about it by attacking celebs. It’s just pathetic. Why waste so much time bashing a chick that you’ll probably never meet and shouldn’t care soooo much about?
veggi | September 19, 2007 at 2:50 pm
@30- you’re right about the general public. You should see my towns county fair. I didn’t realize there could be so many fat ugly people. And of course I threw up my veggi frito bandito.
You’re wrong about pretty much everything else in life though.
IWONKY | September 19, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Petra Nemcova makes Brit look like shit. And even if when cleans herself up, Brit is still dumber than a sack of shit.
lola girl | September 19, 2007 at 2:52 pm
wait….she is possibly losing custody of her children, required to take a parenting for dummies class, and was issued a court ordered random drug testing and she’s worried about getting FAT????? Way to go, mommie!!!
IWONKY | September 19, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Petra Nemcova makes Brit look like shit. And even if/when she cleans herself up, Brit is still dumber than a sack of shit.
Erika | September 19, 2007 at 2:53 pm
SHE’S NOT EVEN FAT. IT’S PEOPLE LIKE EVERYONE ON HERE THAT ARE AT FAULT FOR THE HIGH PERCENTAGE OF WOMEN IN AMERICA THAT HAVE BODY IMAGE ISSUES AND EVEN EATING DISORDERS.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
jrzmommy | September 19, 2007 at 2:54 pm
FINALLY! She’s taking a step in the right direction!
K-A Campbell | September 19, 2007 at 2:55 pm
After all the bullshit comments I starting to pull for the girl. She ain’t fat and when she dies cause she’s stopped eating– that’s going to be so funny considering she has two young babies..
I love suburban america and the wombats who live in it!
Erika's shattered eardrums | September 19, 2007 at 2:57 pm
it’s people like ERika who are at fault for the obesity epidemic in America. even their letters are fat.
Lola | September 19, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Wonder how you people look.
Jimbo | September 19, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Marsha Marsha Marsha!!!
Jimbo | September 19, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Oh Look Jan Brady remembered to put her glasses on before she went driving
veggi burgundy | September 19, 2007 at 2:59 pm
@39- I look good. Hey everybody! Come see how good I look!
freakwad | September 19, 2007 at 2:59 pm
i’m estimating she’s going to commit suicide or at least attempt it before christmas.
Cow Insight | September 19, 2007 at 3:01 pm
“She ain’t fat and when she dies cause she’s stopped eating”
So that’s it! Fat people stay that way because of an irrational fear that they’ll die if they don’t gorge themselves every time they think they feel hunger. Really, there’s no need to worry – Britney could live off her fat for weeks, and by then we wouldn’t care about her if she died. She needs to be continually photographed doing piggish stuff to stay famous, just like the soldiers in Vietnam used to try to fire streams of bullets into already dead but upright NVA to see how long they could keep them standing up.
Donkey Ass | September 19, 2007 at 3:01 pm
I don’t know what is more pathetic…Brit herself. Or all the people wishing for her death. I’ll go with the latter.
Red | September 19, 2007 at 3:05 pm
If something like 63% of America is overweight, that means probably most of you on here have no room to talk about her heavy she is. Pot. Meet kettle. You’ll like each other.
That being said, she gets 750k a MONTH for doing NOTHING! That should pay for all of the personal trainers, gym memberships, workout plans, lipo, ect. in the world. She damn sure shouldn’t have worn what she wore on MTV either.
The kids should be wards of the state. Period. Both of their parents are morons and KFed’s and Britney’s parents–if they raised THOSE two, how the hell would someone trust them w/ round 2?–shouldn’t get em either.
mr sensitive | September 19, 2007 at 3:06 pm
She needs to develop some self-respect and get hooked on stimulants to become skinny. Doing it by bulimia or anorexic is impossibly lame. Girls with “eating disorders” and just weak neurotic attention seekers. Besides, everybody knows they’re not real disorders. Drug addiction, by comparison, puts you in some awfully fun company.
leatherdaddy | September 19, 2007 at 3:07 pm
zzzzzzzzz. the walls are coming down for brit. who cares, family guy already pegged her. moving on, wheres alessandra ambrosio?
Lancome | September 19, 2007 at 3:09 pm
The thing I don’t get is that she does have the athletic look going on in her shoulders and even in her legs, tree trunks though they might be..and it strikes me as odd that someone as erratic as her is actually working out enough to maintain any muscle tone. That takes time and dedication, which is what should be given to her children if she is capable.There hasn’t been any pap pics of her driving to the gym lately, but I mean, she’s rich, so of course she probably has a home gym set up. So, any fitness experts, is she actually working out, or does muscle stay that bulky without having to maintain it for a long time if you were a dancer/ fitness freak for most of your adolescence/adulthood?
big | September 19, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Please please no more Britney