Britney Spears is so grounded

February 24th, 2009 // 36 Comments

Britney Spears’ father Jamie Spears is currently fighting to get a permanent restraining order against Sam Lutfi. Jamie appeared in court yesterday to testify that Sam has been contacting Britney in an attempt to disrupt the conservatorship. Except all this might be because Britney Spears got caught with a prepaid phone. People reports:

Under her father’s care and control, Britney Spears now lives a protected life, her access even to telephones strictly restricted.
So when the 27-year-old pop star managed to get a prepaid cell phone recently, her security team confiscated it from her purse while she was at a dance practice. Confronted, she revealed the phone was given to her by someone during a hotel stay.
And that person, she disclosed, got it from two men whom her father wants to keep permanently in the singer’s troubled past: ex-manager Sam Lutfi and former boyfriend, paparazzo Adnan Ghalib.

For the record, Sam Lutfi and his douchebeard should be allowed nowhere near Britney Spears. Yeah, the Predator look was hot, but it’s kind of a turn off when the SWAT team shows up to take her kids. That said, I think Britney has found the ultimate scapegoat while under her dad’s supervision.

JAMIE: Britney, who used my laptop as a cheese grater?
BRITNEY: Sam Lutfi.
JAMIE: Britney, who drove the BMW into the pool?
BRITNEY: Sam Lutfi.
JAMIE: Britney… who won the VMAs?
BRITNEY: Sam Lutfi. I mean, wait-
JAMIE: Ah HA! Gotcha.
BRITNEY: Uh, Sam Lutfi made me do it?
JAMIE: …. That bastard.

Photo: WENN
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  1. maomao

    Britney rocks!

  2. Tu Madre

    booooooooooooooooo yyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  3. Is that a Hollywood Hillbilly/sling blade behind britney or what…

  4. jrz

    See what happens when you take a way a person’s childhood and then mix in some crazy? You get Britney.

  5. PostmortemG

    Who’s Britney Spears? She’s a nobody next to that dismembered seal. We need the seal back, Mr. Superficial. Now.

  6. Newcastle

    That is some sad shit that at the age of 27, divorced, 2 kids…..you live life in lockdown by your parents. How much of a mess does someone have to be for that to happen?

  7. Delgo

    Get long DGP and SKF.
    The big hurt is coming.

  8. Chicken Lickern

    This is fake. FAKE LIKE MY ASS. BOOBS PENUUU….nuts

  9. CHICKERN BUTTSAUCE

    I’d stick it. STICK STICK STICK IT.

    PENIS!!!

    Man, Brit is so sexy. I’d like to hit it. Hard. Good. MMMMM! BABY!

  10. dave j

    Man, (background) Billy Baldwin has really let himself go.

  11. dave j

    Man, (background) Billy Baldwin has really let himself go.

  12. thechainsaw

    Who’s the burn victim standing behind Brit-Tit in the banner pic?

  13. SEPHIROTH

    So, like, brit is my fave. :D When I battle cloud all I can do is think of her.

  14. Interesting….

    :D I love britbrit

  15. Kameron

    She looks good in that picture.

  16. Kadaj

    My balls hurt now.

  17. Deacon Jones

    LMAO

    Holy shit – that guy behind her either has fullblown AIDS or a raging coke habit

  18. Paula

    OOOOOOO BABY I THINK I LUV YOU FROM HED TO TOWE

  19. Fark

    I wonder if Britney’s farts smell like Ronald McDonald.

  20. Rick

    Jamie Spears must have been shooting some high potency crazy juice when he started coming in Britney’s mouth when she was 12.

  21. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    Shouldn’t the Douchebag Wonder-Twins be arrested for contacting her while a restraining order is in place?

  22. Matthew

    @21 yes those 2 douchebags should stay away from britney is sam lufti and adnan galieb should let sleeping dogs lies

  23. owenlove

    I heard that there is an inter esting place for all h O t g irls and guys,
    seems it is named: ___T allmingle Co M___ ,if u want to find some fun or lov ers, please have a try !!!

  24. Looks like all those years her parents spent looking the other way when she was getting her face spackled on the ol’ casting couch are starting to come back to the surface.

  25. kirbupple

    I really feel sorry for Britney. Her father seems like a controlling douche. Sure he’s credited with turning her life around, but who’s to say what he (and the rest of society) wants for her is what she wants for herself? She’s the most powerless person out of all of us, with the rights of a 6 year old child. It’s her life. She should be able to do whatever the fuck she wants with it. Who’s to say that living under a lock and key is better than being uncontrolled?

  26. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    @25
    Dude, that girl has serious mental issues. Should we just allow all the mentally ill to wander the streets? Really? Did you see her before her dad stepped in? This girl doesn’t know what she wants or needs. Unless you’re actually one of the Douchbag Wonder-Twins….that makes the most sense. Fuck off.

  27. Randal

    It’s great to know how many people close to Britney still care about her as a person, doing what they can to keep the evil that made her tumble and miss a few steps, away.

    Your fans will continue to support you through it all, Britney! xoxo

    Randal

  28. hihty

    I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.

  29. Quid Pro Quo

    Britney is so lucky that she has such a wonderful father, who gave up his career as a personal chef, to be her full-time baby sitter.

    Most people that are crazy in the US are just sent out to wander around the street aimlessly because we are all Free here, you know, Free to be crazy and refuse help.

    Even is you are a crazy like Brit or Octo Mom, no one can help you if you don’t want to be helped. Sort of like, you can lead a horse to water, but……..

    What a great country, Nut cases running around everywhere and politicians that don’t pay their taxes. We are turning into Communist Russia, and they are turning into Capitalist. The whole world is completed upside down and it’s all Brits fault. We need to shoot someone, you know!

  30. sin

    Damn, she actually looks good in that pic. She doesn’t look stoned or lost. She is dressed normal and actually looks happy, naturally, not drug induced.

  31. She wants NAIVE americans to believe something else.
    …………IT’S THAT STUPID SMILE AGAIN, folks!!
    ####WATCH OUT####

  32. lucy

    Ladies all like to join _____Millionaire Romances com_____. I really do not know why? Just cuz many wealthy men and celebrities there? or the men there are all handsome?

  33. ishi-san

    @ 4: Well, looks like she getting her childhood now after all!

  34. can’t wait for brit’s tour!

  35. Balack Oboombox the socialist pig

    Hey, she looks good in this photo. You recycle an old one?

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