Britney Spears is really mean

Who…gives….a….shit? Honestly, I hope this bitch is buying the shit out of some vitamin E, so she doesn’t get those unsightly stretch marks, and turns to a life of porn. I’d really rather concentrate on what I’m sure is her MASSIVE vagina getting rammed by an even more MASSIVE black cock, then hear about this bullshit. I’m a girl who loves her porn, what can I say? Anything is better than watching this bitch whine all day, and seeing these pictures of her looking like Little Fucking Debbie from Hooterville, with that possum-kangaroo-baby-esque thing on her hip. Bring back the old Britney and shove some man meat into that shit. Jesus H. Christ!

P.S. I’ve been trolling this site for months now, highly entertained by the majority of you, and for that, thank you all. But really, a fucking LaLane? Whatthefuckever. ::barf::

Britneeeeee, I can see your dirtypillows…

Britneeee, I can see your dirtypillows…

“First thing you know K-fed’s a millionaire,

Second thing you know he’s in his underwear,
third thing ya know he’s layin’ by the pool,
Looky, he’s suckin’ on the poolboy’s tool…”

Sung to the Beverly Hillbillies theme song – ain’t that the “ceement pond”???

Is there a new game here at the superficial that I wasn’t told about? Who can be the biggest fucktard and have as many repeated posts as possible?? I might as well get started. I usually do pretty well in fucktard olympics.

I live in Fl. and there are shitkickers galore and even THEY look at Britney and K-Fed and call them white trash.

Yup, I wanna be a BIIIIIG fucktard, the biggest one EVER!! Sorry, it’s just hard to type with one hand down my pants…hence the double posts…

Can’t explain everyone ELSE’S doubles tho…could be PapaHotNuts server crashing, but last time I saw him his balls were rubbing on K-Fed’s chin…

Wow, #51

Damn girl, you really like it long, hard, black and NASTY!!

Poor Britney, she’s such a mess…….. What the hell happened?

I can picture it now: It’s Wednesday at noon. Kevin and the pool boy are sparking up a doobie (yeah I said doobie, what of it) and are laying by the pool with a bag of Doritos, Ho-Ho’s (those are Kev’s favs) and Colt 45 (Think of the scene in Billy Madison where Billy and his two stoner friends are hanging out by Billy’s pool).

Brit(with mouth full of Cheetos): “What duh fuuuck, Keveen!! Wha arn’t chu wurkin on yer songs? And wha arn’t YOU cleanin’ this darty pool, Tito?!”

Pool Boy: “Uh, my name’s Jon, actually.”

Brit: “Lahk it matturs! Don’t sass me boy! Ah will kick yer ass after ah eat this bag o Cheetos! Don’t fuck with mah Kevin Federline! He’s mine, ya hear, ya lazy homo!”

Pool Boy: “Uh, I’m actually not gay-”

Kev: “Yeah dogg, he’s straight! Nigga wouldn’t suck my dick fo nuttin’! Sho nuff!”

Brit: “Sean Preston, Maria, whurd y’all go?? MARIA?! Ah need y’all to go get me sum more Cheetos and Starbucks. Make sure dey put extra whipped cream on it. And make sure dey put extra whipped cream on the coffee too. Oh, and bah the way, Tito?”

Pool Boy: “It’s Jon-”

Brit: “Yer fared, boy. Now git da fuck outta mah house.”

Kevin: “CALL ME!!”

25. Redundant, but not an oxymoron.

50. I think I’m in lust.

On topic minutiae, Jack LaLanne ( spell check, SF guy ) was born in 1914, and his son worked as Britney’s pool boy?

I see a K-Fed vs. Jack LaLanne UFC match in the near future. K-Fed thinks he understands humiliation, having sex with a ‘cuntry’ cow, but getting your ass pounded by a 92 year old man on pay per view might just take him to another level of shame, …

http://jonlalanne.com/

60
sir (i think i’d prefer to call you sexy, okay?), anyway, last time i heard anything about jack lalanne, he was married to a woman who was, like 30? personally, i’m not THAT into beef jerky, but i’m sure that man is still able to pro-create. that covers the age thing. unless you’re talking about maybe pool boy should have a trust fund? can’t answer that one.
all i know is, how come shitney gets a young stud as a pool boy, and mine is 50, beer-bellied, balding and chicken legged? damn.

54: excellent!

HEY, JANE! missin’ ya at the party!

As for Britney being mean…anyone remember this little incident?

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2005/08/29/britney_spears_99.html

Sort of backs up the whole thing about her yelling and being controlling. Taking her pregnancy anger out on innocent bystanders…shame…

I’m afraid I can’t trust the word of a man who willingly admits to befriending Kevin Federline.

#60 You’re right! I was wondering just how old Jon LaLane was because Jack Lalane is 90! Jon is around 43 and a pool boy! Please!!!!

Gah. I love how they morph all those kids into nice looking, decent, clean-cut people when you know they are not all going to look like that.

Anyway, I spoke with a guy the other day who claims he used to tour with Brit as a bodyguard, and of course, not being a star-fuck, I didn’t ply him with inane, personal questions about her (whether he knew the answers or not is irrelevant; the fact is he wanted to talk about his *ahem* big career move). Instead, I told him the only thing I think of when I think of her: She’s a hick, always has been, always will be, it’s just now oozing out of her pores because she doesn’t have handlers on top of her every move.

Her downward spiral is sad, but always seemed inevitable.

dumbass.

this photo of brit and the kid looks waxier than shiloh and her ‘rents……….

AAWWW SHIIIIT there goes the coffee right outta my nose. Whoever writes this shit is my hero

POPOZAO…

Ancient Hottentot word – very vague meaning throughout history, loosely translated to mean “Yo baby, stick that big poolboy schlong up my poopchute, muthafucker”…

I think I saw a reality show about them recently. Britney was hanging around by the pool, which she called the “cee-ment pond,” and K-Fed thought he was a double-naught spy and was practicing his gazintas (2 gazinta 4 ….). Oh, yeah, Britney’s granny was kept nipping at the “rheumatis’ medicine” and their neightbor, I think she was a banker’s wife, kept threatening to call the cops. It was quite fascinating.

She’s trying to delay the inevitable.. Greasy Kfed will cheat on her and leave.. I don’t doubt that he’s already cheated on her many times. He knows that she knows and that’s why she’s calling the shots.

That’s what you get when you marry a guy who left his girlfriend and 2 kids to be with you.

i-was-hanging-out-a-little-bit-ex-employee-jon-lalane-told-in-touch-weekly-she-came-out-screaming-at-kevin-for-lying-around-then-looked-at-me-like-i-was-to-blame-sounds-like-a-dirty-romance-novel-to-me

That was kind of mean to do BUT I WOULD ALSO DO THAT ANYWAY.
So i think its a good idea.

OH MY GOD! You are all scum bags as far as I’m concered! Maybe she is mean…but you would all get a little testy if friggen paparazzi followed you around 24/7. And isn’t there just a little possibility that the “pool boy” was a little mad that Britney fired him and wanted his revenge. He prob. said all those things because he was mad at Britney. You scum bags should get a life!!!!