Britney Spears is really mean

July 27th, 2006 // 74 Comments

Britney Spears reportedly fired her pool guy for talking to Kevin Federline too much. The pool boy says:

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  1. nightshirt

    first

  2. beesknees

    She gets jealous when K-Fed talks to the pool boy? What an insecure bitch.

  3. cardio

    Third!

    I’d still nail her (after she drops the next kid – no pun intended)

  4. nightshirt

    thot i was first. oh well.

  5. purplepuppy

    Yup, she’s a big, fat, raging, cunt-bag, no-talent loser. Tried to tell people that when she was famous (famous for being a singer) and just got told I was jealous. Told you so…fuckers!!!

  6. nc72

    The girl’s hormones must be off-the-charts. He should count himself lucky that he’s finished working for em…

    http://www.exposay.com/britney-spears-almost-has-miscarriage-due-to-poor-diet/v/2961/

  7. YoMamma

    Shes just mad cause the homo pool boy likes Kevin more than her…or…maybe hes not a homo. Maybe its because she is a fat ass.
    Nobody likes the fatties.

  8. MyWellRehearsedMistake

    Well i don’t know about you but if i was dirt poor and from the cunt-tree and i became a millionare by singing and dancing in skimpy outfits all through my childhood (aka prostituting yourself for the mouse). Then a useless hobo absentee father wannabe-rapper knocked me up, ruined my body and lost me that last shred of credibility I had. I’d be pretty pissed off if my pool guy sat around with my useless husband getting stoned all day talking about crap.

    What else is Brit gonna do? She can’t fire K-Fed.

  9. ja5on

    I thought it said “Britney Spears is really a man”…….I’m dissapointed now.

  10. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest

    Lets get a new picture of this whale, jeez.

    He’s full of shit. He’s probably K-Fag’s dope dealer or something. I mean Britney has to have some scruples. Talk about dope deals AFTER the pool is cleaned.

  11. RichPort

    The LaLane family sure has had a fall from grace, what with cleaning up after rich hillbillies and all.

  12. Proteon

    well you know what they say: there is no more trustworthy source of information than when it comes from the child of a former celebrity turned pool boy.

  13. PapaHotNuts

    Most people don’t know this, but I am from Baton Rouge, LA. and for a while, I was driving back and forth to Kentwood, LA to be Brittany’s manny. I was fired one afternoon after Brittany caught me feeding the baby vegetables and instructing Kevin on how to mow the lawn. Brittany informed there was no room for nutrition or responsibility in her home. Kevin then fired up a blunt, called me a nigger, and Brittany tossed the baby against the TV to see if he would land on his feet, “all cat-like”.

  14. jane's eyre

    I like it that Britney has someone else do her firin’ for her.

  15. HarryNipples

    “I could smell the smell of filthy roadhouse whisky on his breath, and then he took me, and I liked it –

    I LIKED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  16. The best part is, she can’t really sue the guy for saying this stuff. He might be a loser pool boy, but his dad is worth probably three times what she is and could afford to bankroll the guys defence. Ha Ha, eat it up like some crawdad etoufe Britt.

    Little known fact, Kevin Rubs cheeto dust on his hog to get an occaisional BJ from Britt who usually isn’t into that.

  17. HarryNipples

    #18…
    What a great idea – I will suggest that Colin Farrell anoint his pecker with whisky to facilitate random spontaneous fellatio whenever and wherever he wants it…

    Fuck it, I would do it without the whisky…

  18. pinky_nip

    She didn’t fire her pool boy, she fired her cement pond cleaner-upper.

  19. Reid

    With all the legitimate problems the general public could have with Britney (talent, choice in men, baby-rearing styles, etc.), why suddenly are we up in arms because of the word of a pool boy?

    Thanks for your opinion, Spicoli. If I had a pool and hired you, and I came outside and saw that suddenly I had TWO worthless bastards standing around it, I’d be pissed too.

    She’s already got to foot the bills for the babydaddy. Your ass can work for a living.

    http://www.reidaboutit.com/blog.htm

  20. this better not warrant another fucking interview with Matt Lauer….”ohhhh, they don’t understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand”.

    @18 – I don’t know why..but I love it when someone calls it a “hog”. LOVE IT.

  21. ER

    If I looked like her and was married to that loser, I’d be mean too!

  22. jrzpussie

    DAMN that chick needs that baby aborted out of her and cheetos in her face PRONTO. Alright this link is fucking creepy but it will make your day
    http://usmagazine.com/2006/599/morph/morphs.php

    Maddox looks like a pedophile

  23. jane's eyre

    @24 EEK, Barron Trump looks like Madame Toussad’s (sp?) gay Ken (though “gay Ken” is kind of an oxymoron).

  24. Toonlite

    See that is what cuntry people and hillbillies do when you start messing with their stuff….pool boy is lucky that Brit didn’t pull out a shot gun….”GET OFFA MAH PROPEETY….YA AIN”T WELCOME HEEER YANKEE!!”…
    I love hillbillies and cuntry folk…they are sooooooo funny….Cirque should have them on their Vegas shows….I’d SO go…..except the audience would be pulling out shot out of their faces at the end…Dick Cheney would be there…he’d be happy with clown face paint….good times…

  25. CruisingForCock

    @17 CARRIE

  26. She was just jealous because traditionally the pool boy is supposed to flirt/fuck the rich wife when hubby isn’t looking. She’s gotten so bovine that the dude was chatting up K-Fag instead, her southern pride was hurt. Or she’s insecure because K-Fag’s been known to dabble in dick every now and again. One could read into this that she came out and discovered the pool boy skimming K-Fag’s cock with his tonsils…

  27. twzzlrgirl

    So the pool boy and K-fed would talk about music, huh? Two talentless bums talking about their non-existent careers. Great.

    Brit, keep the pool boy. At least then YOU don’t have to listen to your dirtbag husband go on about his “music.”

  28. I think she is clearly in denial about what is going on inside her. She wants to proove to the world that she did not make a mistake by marrying K-Fed, but she clearly did. Instead of facing the music and ending a marriage that clearly does not work, she is projecting her anger onto others and lashing out. She is on a sinking ship frantically trying to plug up the holes. Sad really.

    This happens to a lot of couples when they are near the end of a relationship and do not have the tools to fix it.

    For some long term relationship tips-

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex_romance_tips.htm

  29. lisad71

    How old is the “pool boy”? There is no way he is the son of the 92 year old gym rat that hawks juicers on QVC.

  30. ANGELKIMMY

    she is really a stupid bimbo. i’m sorry. she looks like trailer park trash – pregnancy is supposed to make you glow.

  31. ANGELKIMMY

    she is really a stupid bimbo. i’m sorry. she looks like trailer park trash – pregnancy is supposed to make you glow.

  32. ANGELKIMMY

    she really looks like trailer trash. pregnancy is supposed to make you glow. she was never really a pretty girl. it was all hair and body. not too many brains either. what a shame.

  33. ANGELKIMMY

    she really looks like trailer trash. pregnancy is supposed to make you glow. she was never really a pretty girl. it was all hair and body. not too many brains either. what a shame.

  34. ANGELKIMMY

    she really looks like trailer trash. pregnancy is supposed to make you glow. she was never really a pretty girl. it was all hair and body. not too many brains either. what a shame.

  35. Linnea

    He’s just lucky that she didn’t hold him down and drown him in Starbucks. Sweet, delicious Starbucks. What a sugary, caffienated death.

  36. Linnea

    He’s just lucky that she didn’t hold him down and drown him in Starbucks. Sweet, delicious Starbucks. What a sugary, caffienated death.

  37. annebelle

    So she fired her pool boy because he sat around talking to her deadbeat husband instead of doing the job she was paying him for. I would have fired his lazy butt too.

  38. gigi33

    Why is Kevin talking to the help anyway? Hello? You’re their to do a job. Shut the fuck up and get the leaves out of the pool, pool boy.

  39. britneydrivesmecrazy

    This is when I remember waaaaaaaaaay back when… when Britney was still cool and I wasn’t sick of defending her.

    She always was cooler than Jessica. I miss those days…

  40. bunnyhugger

    @24
    i thought that was fun!
    but WTF is up w/ the current lourdes’ eyebrows??? is she a lycanthrope?

  41. bunnyhugger

    @24
    i thought that was fun!
    but WTF is up w/ the current lourdes’ eyebrows??? is she a lycanthrope?

  42. bunnyhugger

    @24
    i thought that was fun!
    but WTF is up w/ the current lourdes’ eyebrows??? is she a lycanthrope?

  43. Binky

    Been busy – so just skimmed the story – but I don’t think I would want the guy, ‘hanging out’ and Jacking his LaLane in my pool either.
    And he shouldn’t be braggin’ to K-Fed about it.

  44. Binky

    Been busy – so just skimmed the story – but I don’t think I would want the guy, ‘hanging out’ and Jacking his LaLane in my pool either.
    And he shouldn’t be braggin’ to K-Fed about it.

  45. She’s just jealous because the pool boy AND a bag of Cheetos are both more attractive than her.

  46. HarryNipples

    Britneeeeee, I can see your dirtypillows…

  47. HarryNipples

    Britneeeeee, I can see your dirtypillows…

  48. AmandatheWonderful

    Who…gives….a….shit? Honestly, I hope this bitch is buying the shit out of some vitamin E, so she doesn’t get those unsightly stretch marks, and turns to a life of porn. I’d really rather concentrate on what I’m sure is her MASSIVE vagina getting rammed by an even more MASSIVE black cock, then hear about this bullshit. I’m a girl who loves her porn, what can I say? Anything is better than watching this bitch whine all day, and seeing these pictures of her looking like Little Fucking Debbie from Hooterville, with that possum-kangaroo-baby-esque thing on her hip. Bring back the old Britney and shove some man meat into that shit. Jesus H. Christ!

    P.S. I’ve been trolling this site for months now, highly entertained by the majority of you, and for that, thank you all. But really, a fucking LaLane? Whatthefuckever. ::barf::

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