Britney Spears can kill anyone she wants! Britney Spears cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn’t even think twice about it. This chick is so crazy and awesome that she flips out ALL the time. I heard that once Britney Spears was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Britney Spears killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Britney Spears totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
Check out the rest here. I wonder what would happen if Britney Spears fought against a ninja? I think the universe would explode and they’d have to call in Chuck Norris to put it back together.
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wtf?
I love the new crazy Britney!
Damn Fish, there’s enough ads on the page already…
“I love Britney Spears with every part of my body (including my pee pee).” <—BEST PART
Women with no hair (on the head) at all}=bad genes.
That “super crazy face” of Britney on his website made me pee my pants.
Women which are peeing all the time in their pants}=bad genes.
love the typo right off the bat “Britney Speakrs” very professional indeed
i love how on brit’s website they have up on the home page a pic of her from 10 years ago with a young fresh face, long blonde hair and a waist the size of a barbie doll. nobody is buying that lie anymore.
She makes me so hot. I want her!!! You know that carpet matches the drapes:)
Well,for sure i’m gonna check the boogieman under my bed before i’m going to sleep later…
The anagram of Britney Spears is NAB PISS REENTRY which ironically sums up her whole life.
WOW! My mate Nevielle saw that uppercut thing too – although the way he says it went down was Brit ripped out the kid’s spine and skull in one punch. Then, a few years later some guy put it in his video game Mortal Kombat and made lots of money or something. I guess Britney really is the new Forest Gump.
Spooky,it’s full moon…
Title for this post?
“Best Web Site in the
World”?
I went down on a really fat chick that looks exactly like this, except the chick had horns and a tale and only responded to TORO TORO TORO!
Yeah, real original-take that old classic Robert Hamberger website about how awesome ninjas are and switch the word ninja with Britney Spears. Haha very funny mutha fucka!!!
Well it is, kinda
My new favorite web site!
They ain’t called Bull-Dykes for nuthin’.
I didn’t know that dykes have a sense of humor too.
Wow they just replaced the word “Ninja” from realultimatepower.net with “Britney Spears”….clever.
#11
Not drapes, sheers, and tile floors.
I really think the twat shots that circulated is really what pushed her over the edge.
See is past scary and now is on to frightening.
Chuck’s not touching this one. If it were to all go to pieces, he’s on record as saying that he’s moving in with Thor. Women and beer 24/7? He doesn’t need any aggravation…
wow. a ‘real ultimate power’ reference and a chuck norris joke all in one post?
how current.
Hi Wally. That was funny. Guess she doesn’t get to be from that Mediterranean Island? Is she from Pamplona??
uh? wtf?
I love the new Mountain Dew commercial that Chuck Norris is in.
What? Britney Spears? Oh yeah, she’s still a crazy nutbag. At least she still has some fans. Granted, they may be crazy fans that are more dangerous than Britney herself, but still.
just how do you spell?
tray…
tor…
trying to keep it apart
…there will be people
…who sell out their friends
should we offer them a chance?
…or just deal with them?
let us know
10, nipsy, I saw that too! It’s as if we’ve all gone through some crazy time vortex, or are on the same drugs as she is, and none of this shit ever happened with her, and she’s still all airbrushed and pretty.
leave her alone….if not for her sanity, do it because i don’t want to look at her!
hello “Sarah Jean”…
thanks but no thanks
so i guess thats a no mercy vote?
its gonna be tough in the future
survival of the fittest
…and not everyone is gonna make it
…so luck babes : )
Is someone going to remove the Sarah Jean Cocksucker Posts?
Cause she’s uh, run out of family to fuck and frankly I’m getting worried about the farm animals.
Thanks
Diosa
sometimes killing a whole town can be a good thing.
Fuck Chuck Norris. Yeah, I said it. You know why I won’t be murdered in my sleep tonight? Because before he could materialize in my room, Jack Bauer would have kicked his ass six ways to Sunday.
Fact.
#39 Sarah-Jean majored in Animal Husbandry in college. Until one day they caught her at it.
That picture is AWESOME!!!!!
I think that the real Britney can be summed up with this anagram:
Passerby Inert.
How profound.
Or Bares yes print. Make you think…
Or Sabre rent I spy. Thats deep.
As my father, Jack Handy, once said, “As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable – until I realized it wasn’t a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!”
“Facts:
1. Britney Spears is a mammal .
2. Britney Spears fights ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Britney Speakrs is to flip out and kill people.”
Whoever created that site needs help.
Yes we all agree this bitch is nuts. It’s a saggitarius thing, they say..or do whatever the fuck. Sorry to generalize for all you sane saggies out there. But then again..if you were getting all this attention albeit negative..it’s still attention..wouldn’t you keep doing what works?
Brittney looks like a demon straight outta hell. I have 2 girls that r teenagers, and I’d rather them listen to any rap artist out there and pay attention to her or anything she does!! She has no morals at all, and like Big Tom on Survivor said,”STICK A FORK IN HER, SHE’S DONE”!!! Let’s hope so anyway.
god, when did she become so disgusting?