Britney Spears is real ultimate power

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Britney Spears can kill anyone she wants! Britney Spears cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn’t even think twice about it. This chick is so crazy and awesome that she flips out ALL the time. I heard that once Britney Spears was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Britney Spears killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Britney Spears totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

Check out the rest here. I wonder what would happen if Britney Spears fought against a ninja? I think the universe would explode and they’d have to call in Chuck Norris to put it back together.