Britney Spears is pregnant again…again

May 10th, 2006 // 181 Comments
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Britney Spears made a surprise visit to David Letterman yesterday and announced she was officially pregnant.

“Don’t worry, Dave, it’s not yours,” the singer joked. “Oh. Well, I think that’s good news for both of us,” Letterman responded. Later in the show, after Letterman had Spears read the Top 10 List, he asked again: “So we


  1. Dee

    what a bummer…she’s a PEZ dispenser.

  2. Steph

    Maybe I’m overly optimistic but I can see her peeling off the pounds once baby #2 comes around. Hopefully she dumps her coattail-riding, crap-rapper, waste of space husband.

  3. krisdylee

    I wish she pushes this one outta her vag…

  4. TrannyGranny

    PuppyLiver’

    Right on! Check out my website http://www.hungryenoughtoeatwhateverthefuckisinfrontofme.com !!!

  5. ummm whoa she looks decent

  6. Fa Cube Itches

    Let’s see:

    1. Fertile as topsoil with multiple house apes.

    2. Lazy, cheatin’ husband

    3. So fat her blood type is “Ranch”

    4. Pack a day or better ciggie habit.

    It’s a white trash superfecta!!!

    On the other hand, it will be fun watching Sean Preston turn into Eddie from the “Vacation” movies, complete with the plastic plate in his head.

  7. Fa Cube Itches

    “Oops, I’m knocked up agin;
    I’m just a fucktard
    With no common sense!

    Mmmm Cheetos Cheetos Cheetos

    Y’all, think I’da lurned
    But you’ll be dad-burned
    I’m not that intellergint!”

  8. Azzaelea

    She’s really living up to her Southern hick
    roots, barefoot & pregnant y’all!

    Kevin is so preoccuped with his so-called
    music career that you never see him spending
    much time at home these days.

    What did she think?! That he’d ditch Shar
    and magically become a devoted husband?!
    God, she’s so unbelivably stupid!

    Why doesn’t she take a page out of
    Michael Jackson’s book and move to Bahrain
    where she can wrap her kids in blankets
    and dangle them over balconies?
    No one here would be surprised.

  9. chanel_bear

    she looks better than she has in along time. but she really should wear a bra….who want a woman who’s breasts are at her ankles?

  10. Star Maker Machinery

    Well, her “career” is thankfully over. We can now begin officially rebuilding Western culture.

  11. Blueballsmcgee

    Kevin said he would pull out.. Popazow

  12. HollyJ

    158 Azzaelea –
    Not all women from the South are like that. Many are–not all. I was born and raised in the hellacious South (I got out as soon as possible) but there are ignorant baby-spewing assholes everywhere. Utah is FULL of them. It’s not just the South (though I DO think that high levels of idiocy are concentrated in the S.E.–esp in AL, MS, & TX).

    How many women fall for a guy and keep hoping that he’ll “change?” Tons. Not isolated to LA, I’m afraid. She’s just stupider than most. STUPIDER, fer sure. Fucking moron. Ditz.

    He must really lick it good to keep her so ass-whipped. ACK! >

  13. Hara

    1. Popozao will always be funny

    2. Sean Preston is not cute. He has a huge strangely shaped head and No coming out of Brit fill-in-the-blank months ago is not an excuse anymore. It should have popped into shape by now

    3. Random race jokes to posters (esp based on sns, wtf?) still arent’ funny. Even the hillbilly ones are getting old. I come here to be entertained. Spice it up people!

  14. Ciamia

    I think she got pregnant again just so she has an excuse for being untidy.

    She is enormous for the stage of birth she is at!! I think she should be the face of Burger King… Yuk!

    Cute kid though!! I hope she doesnt dress him like a mini golfer again though (in the hat and plaid pants) because it looks lame and all the other little babies are going to give him shit…. as if he doesnt have enough to worry about with his white trash heritage….

  15. TheEVILwithin

    Does anyone besides me think that certain individuals in this world whould be sewed shut to inhibit procreation?

  16. diamondprynzez

    she still looks hott

    but she will never be the same!

  17. kharan

    oh well! another baby?! another reason to stay fat. hahaha.

  18. billabong021

    I gotta be honest, I’d hit that any day of the week yo.

  19. Azzaelea

    #162 HollyJ – I didn’t mean to make it sound
    as though I were generalizing about
    Southerners. I thought by adding the work
    “hick” in there, I was specifying a certain
    type though I guess it came off otherwise.

    Britney is just plain out braindead.

  20. 86

    @149 that is so true!!

    @145 yeah. When you’re pregnant, don’t wear ankle length dresses. Wear pants and long sleeved shirts and only show a little bumb. She looks terrible.

  21. Shelley Bonnechance

    It’s nice to see her dressed in decent clothes and shoes for once. She’s wearing makeup, her hair – wig or whatever – is styled and she has no food stains. And Sean Preston is a cute little chunk of a baby, although he seems to be in need of a larger pair of socks.

  22. purplepuppy

    Girls please listen to me, I beg you!!!

    Bleaching your hair/wearing a wig 50 times lighter than your skin is a horrible look, and even worse when you have a brutally fake tan.

    Blaring white teeth + blinding platinum blonde hair/wig + orange fake ‘n bake skin = the worst style choice in the history of the world.

    Except maybe for guys who still wear Zubaz pants, especially with no undies (Blech!!!).

  23. Madonna says several times that she wrote her songs compared to the life of her close friends. I think that “hung up” was written for britney… listen to the song again!

    But I think that its career is finished.

    Britney put an end to something which was not renewed any more. And it is better like that!

    http://bilybop.free.fr

  24. Rylie

    This is proof that god doesn’t exist. Skank-o-rama over here can have 2 god damn kids and I can’t have any. I should just join scientology, maybe their vitamins will make me fertile, hah.

  25. _meh_

    If there is a God, why o’ why has he foresaken us!?

    And what the fuck is the go with that head of hers?

  26. xannalvzhallax

    Britney has had her career, maybe she wants to settle down now so she can have as many kids as she likes so leave her alone. Anyway, she is a great mother.

  27. Voracious

    OMG! I wanna serve those babies legs up at Thanksgiving, lol! What a little fatboy.

    Anyway, she looks really good.

  28. prettierthanmeganharris

    @14, does that mean you think Mormons and Catholics are trash?

  29. becca11

    i think white teeth are a good thing # 172. She looks fatter in the pictures than when i saw david letterman. i do feel sorry for the baby and his poor ankle.

  30. sammy

    i’m britney spears daughter who she put up for adopiton at 14 years old but i love my mom

  31. Jade

    POOR UNBORN CHILD!

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