Britney Spears is pregnant again…again

first!!

are her insides still bleeding from the first one???

so close

She broke the first one, so its time to get a replacement.

I guess she figures since she already has cellulite, why not.

This is what she gets for listening to her backwoods Grand-Mammy. Bayou gator dung is NOT as effective a contraception as condoms. Geesh, you can take the girl out of the Louisiana, but you can’t take Louisiana out of the girl…

Oh God, now KFed has spawned 4 times. You’re supposed to wait between babies. She definately fucked herself up internally and externally. She is definately a media whore. What the hell is wrong with David Letterman? He’s been showing a dorky side of himself lately.

A day in the life of the Spears Household:

momma!
quitit
momma!
quitit
momma!
quitit
momma!
quitit
momma!
MOMMA!!
I SAID QUITIT DAMMIT I’M WATCHING MA’STORIES!

No matter WHAT Ken Paves might have told you, long blonde extensions don’t hide all sins. Tubby.

All I can think is, poor second baby. And good for David Letterman for not making a complete ass out of her the way we know (and hoped) he would.

Those babies will end up in foster care before their five. K=Fed will drive them crazy with his pot-smoking, “PapoZoa” a cappella crap and Brittany will continue to drop kids on their heads, and blame it on the nannies.

Divorce in 18 months, once reality sets in about what it’s like to have two kids under the age of three. And a nanny would have to be desperate to take a job in that house.

Can anyone go in and snip Kfed? Send in some Special Forces? I don’t care how you do it, but please for Gods sake stop the spawning!

Long time reader, first time commenter.

She looks nice. Matronly but nice. Those thick ankles were always an indicator she would be thicker when she got off the exercise.

I think the real surprise will be if she ever goes MORE than 8 months without being pregnant.

Yup, like all trash, it has a tendency to breed without any self control.

You know what I appreciate? I appreciate that despite the “horrifying, frightful encounter with the paparazzi while (she) was with (her) baby” and despite “a recent incident when (she) was trapped in (her) car without (her) baby by a throng of paparazzi”, Britney still manages to walk out of a studio without any glasses or hat for her or her beloved child. Not a thing to shade the poor kid’s eyes from the flashbulbs? I’m really glad that Brit has decided to no longer be “terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both (her) and (her) baby (not to mention the newborn) in danger”. Guess she no longer needs to “instinctively t(ake) measures to get (her) baby and (herself) out of harm’s way. Even though “the paparazzi continued to stalk (them), and t(ake) photos of (them)which were sold to the media”. It’s so obvious how much Britney “love(s her) child and would do anything to protect him”.
Hardy, har, har…

Yeah, because she’s such a great mother, she needs to have another.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

What is she thinking now they have to depend on his career?? Where is Kevin Zoaing the next victim, isn’t just about time for him to find a new chippy, she is preggers with their second child? Hope she has a lot of Po Po Zoa (bucks) left! #4 Nice! I like I really like!

Hey Britney, take a look at those pictures of yourself. See what a difference it makes to a) shower, b) get your hair done, c) put on some make-up and d) wear something decent. You should try it more often. Seriously.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/e09ec02a-d65b-445b-9c92-a4d584ea396a.h2.jpg

her boobies are hanging looow

oh.. and those socks are cutting the circulation off of sean p’s legs

Fat or not, she appears to have some tasty looking milk-bags there. And poor Sean Preston is forced to accept a bottle instead.

Hey,now they have another kid to rest the ashtray on.I dont know if anyone brought it up but its a well known fact that a certain actor
has an affinity for the male genitalia.A little thetan told me so.

I only hope that she’ll be able to get knocked up again by K-Fed’s potent sperm before they get a divorce. Because c’mon! Britney with 3 kids would be HILARIOUS. It has to happen. A perfect beginning to her inevitable white trash life.

I guess they’re gonna need a bigger trailer….

I agree with #18.

It truly is amazing what a little makeup and a half decent outfit will do. Now if only she can be more presentable on a more daily basis.

She should never have fired her stylist.

I vacillate between liking her for not giving a shit and disliking her for not trying harder.

One positive note, this irrevocably puts the kibosh on any sort of “musical career”, and believe me I use the term very loosely, that she may have hed left in her.
The thing is she still under contract, and if she breaches it (which she is doing now)their lawyers are gonna put one hell of a dent in those kids financial futures.

And I for one, couldn’t possibly be any happier.

she used to be so cute and now look at her. i agree with 18 too, she went from hot to a hot stinky pile of sewer trash

Why is it that people like KFed procreate at will and people like Celine Dion have to work so hard at it??

(there was a joke in there somewhere, ha)

#22, good post. I like your attempt to change the words around on our favorite phrase: TCLTC!

I am going to sit back and watch this train wreck until the bitter end.

I heard he got her pregnant while her feet were still in the stirrups with Sean Preston.
David’s response should have been, “That lucky for both of us. I wouldn’t fuck you with Kevin Federline’s dick!”

There is absolutely no excuse for those two.

Maybe that artist who created the statue of her giving birth should create a new one of her conceiving with K-Fed. Now that would be a sight…

She is so trashy. Her kids are going to be embarassed to tell everyone who their ‘Mommy and Daddy” are. Think kids get bullied now? Wait until they start school.

OH and Sean is cute, soooo it’s my thinking that he has Britney’s looks. The next kid can’t possibly be so lucky. Can’t wait to see if it comes out with black hair and beady eyes like her ugly husband.

And I can’t wait 20 years from now to see what these kids’ll be like after being raised by their white-trash parents!

Those pictures make me want some ninny.

Thanks # 30 #34,the kid is only cute now but wait until puberty.

Fat hillbilly squeezes out children in rapid succession: nation shocked!

In other news: President Bush defends controversial choice of K-Fed as Ambassador to Girls Gone Wild Island.
Said the president, “Mr. Fed’s earlier comments about ‘free range’ being an acceptable parenting practice were taken out of context”.

WHITE TRASH….though this is the best i’ve seen her look since just before K-fed & by just before, i mean that microsecond before.

how did she and federlame produce such an adorable kid?

No more time to sit around and get extensions done? Because that? Is a wig. Not even a good wig. The kind you buy to put on a blow up doll. Wait, never mind. I know nothing about that kind of stuff. Bad wig, thats all.

And remember kids, TCLTC.

Reported on Wall Street today: “Stock at Frito-Lay’s, the company that produces Cheet-o’s, had a sudden upsurge with the announcement of Britney Spears pregnancy”

I bet Kevin is praying that this baby is going to be black like him. That way, he and his kid can “keep it real” together. Fucking joke of a human. They are both embarrassments to their races, gender, and religions. God should strike them down in a massive hail storm. I will have to buy new kneepads for the intense praying I plan on doing for their deaths.

“Sean Preston” is like naming your mutt Lassie, it might have a fancy name but it sho’ aint no collie.

If she has a girl is she going name it, I dont know, Catherine Grace Eleanor?

And in other news: Charles Darwin rolled over in his grave yesterday…

Letterman denied it’s his, but I’ve often wondered why Biff Henderson always has that smile….

I gotta give it to her, she still looks good for a pregnant woman. Remember Melissa Joan Hart when she was pregnant??
But i’m enjoying watching her so-called music career being completely destroyed, dumb bitch.

#14: no shit! You hit it right on the head.

Just watch… she’ll have a FAS baby.

How fucking moronic.

Especially after a c-section, you should give yourself time to heal. I knew this was true, we’ve been hearing about it for months, but I tried to hold out hope.

No one remembers Melissa Joan Hart, not even Melissa Joan Hart.

sean preston is such a fat baby. and not in a cute way. she must have started him on the cheetos diet as soon as he could he solid food. big FAT family. i cant wait until she has no money and she is about 400 pounds. give it 10 years or so shes going to make a great e true hollywood story