Britney Spears made a surprise visit to David Letterman yesterday and announced she was officially pregnant.
“Don’t worry, Dave, it’s not yours,” the singer joked. “Oh. Well, I think that’s good news for both of us,” Letterman responded. Later in the show, after Letterman had Spears read the Top 10 List, he asked again: “So we
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ptprez | May 10, 2006 at 9:31 am
first!!
ptprez | May 10, 2006 at 9:32 am
are her insides still bleeding from the first one???
Lou | May 10, 2006 at 9:32 am
so close
Becca | May 10, 2006 at 9:33 am
She broke the first one, so its time to get a replacement.
Lou | May 10, 2006 at 9:33 am
I guess she figures since she already has cellulite, why not.
Tracie | May 10, 2006 at 9:33 am
This is what she gets for listening to her backwoods Grand-Mammy. Bayou gator dung is NOT as effective a contraception as condoms. Geesh, you can take the girl out of the Louisiana, but you can’t take Louisiana out of the girl…
Mr. Fritz | May 10, 2006 at 9:42 am
Oh God, now KFed has spawned 4 times. You’re supposed to wait between babies. She definately fucked herself up internally and externally. She is definately a media whore. What the hell is wrong with David Letterman? He’s been showing a dorky side of himself lately.
BarbadoSlim | May 10, 2006 at 9:45 am
A day in the life of the Spears Household:
momma!
quitit
momma!
quitit
momma!
quitit
momma!
quitit
momma!
MOMMA!!
I SAID QUITIT DAMMIT I’M WATCHING MA’STORIES!
sweetcheeks | May 10, 2006 at 9:46 am
No matter WHAT Ken Paves might have told you, long blonde extensions don’t hide all sins. Tubby.
No_Angel | May 10, 2006 at 9:47 am
All I can think is, poor second baby. And good for David Letterman for not making a complete ass out of her the way we know (and hoped) he would.
Those babies will end up in foster care before their five. K=Fed will drive them crazy with his pot-smoking, “PapoZoa” a cappella crap and Brittany will continue to drop kids on their heads, and blame it on the nannies.
Divorce in 18 months, once reality sets in about what it’s like to have two kids under the age of three. And a nanny would have to be desperate to take a job in that house.
cattykitty | May 10, 2006 at 9:47 am
Can anyone go in and snip Kfed? Send in some Special Forces? I don’t care how you do it, but please for Gods sake stop the spawning!
Long time reader, first time commenter.
Sheva | May 10, 2006 at 9:48 am
She looks nice. Matronly but nice. Those thick ankles were always an indicator she would be thicker when she got off the exercise.
wastingtime | May 10, 2006 at 9:50 am
I think the real surprise will be if she ever goes MORE than 8 months without being pregnant.
BarbadoSlim | May 10, 2006 at 9:51 am
Yup, like all trash, it has a tendency to breed without any self control.
Tracie | May 10, 2006 at 10:02 am
You know what I appreciate? I appreciate that despite the “horrifying, frightful encounter with the paparazzi while (she) was with (her) baby” and despite “a recent incident when (she) was trapped in (her) car without (her) baby by a throng of paparazzi”, Britney still manages to walk out of a studio without any glasses or hat for her or her beloved child. Not a thing to shade the poor kid’s eyes from the flashbulbs? I’m really glad that Brit has decided to no longer be “terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both (her) and (her) baby (not to mention the newborn) in danger”. Guess she no longer needs to “instinctively t(ake) measures to get (her) baby and (herself) out of harm’s way. Even though “the paparazzi continued to stalk (them), and t(ake) photos of (them)which were sold to the media”. It’s so obvious how much Britney “love(s her) child and would do anything to protect him”.
Hardy, har, har…
sharkbite | May 10, 2006 at 10:07 am
Yeah, because she’s such a great mother, she needs to have another.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
Karibean | May 10, 2006 at 10:08 am
What is she thinking now they have to depend on his career?? Where is Kevin Zoaing the next victim, isn’t just about time for him to find a new chippy, she is preggers with their second child? Hope she has a lot of Po Po Zoa (bucks) left! #4 Nice! I like I really like!
tarjamarja | May 10, 2006 at 10:09 am
Hey Britney, take a look at those pictures of yourself. See what a difference it makes to a) shower, b) get your hair done, c) put on some make-up and d) wear something decent. You should try it more often. Seriously.
suzy | May 10, 2006 at 10:10 am
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/e09ec02a-d65b-445b-9c92-a4d584ea396a.h2.jpg
her boobies are hanging looow
suzy | May 10, 2006 at 10:12 am
oh.. and those socks are cutting the circulation off of sean p’s legs
DrDanny | May 10, 2006 at 10:13 am
Fat or not, she appears to have some tasty looking milk-bags there. And poor Sean Preston is forced to accept a bottle instead.
delicious_dysfunktion | May 10, 2006 at 10:19 am
Hey,now they have another kid to rest the ashtray on.I dont know if anyone brought it up but its a well known fact that a certain actor
has an affinity for the male genitalia.A little thetan told me so.
Amanda | May 10, 2006 at 10:19 am
I only hope that she’ll be able to get knocked up again by K-Fed’s potent sperm before they get a divorce. Because c’mon! Britney with 3 kids would be HILARIOUS. It has to happen. A perfect beginning to her inevitable white trash life.
Italian Stallion | May 10, 2006 at 10:23 am
I guess they’re gonna need a bigger trailer….
nichole | May 10, 2006 at 10:24 am
I agree with #18.
It truly is amazing what a little makeup and a half decent outfit will do. Now if only she can be more presentable on a more daily basis.
86 | May 10, 2006 at 10:26 am
She should never have fired her stylist.
I vacillate between liking her for not giving a shit and disliking her for not trying harder.
BarbadoSlim | May 10, 2006 at 10:28 am
One positive note, this irrevocably puts the kibosh on any sort of “musical career”, and believe me I use the term very loosely, that she may have hed left in her.
The thing is she still under contract, and if she breaches it (which she is doing now)their lawyers are gonna put one hell of a dent in those kids financial futures.
And I for one, couldn’t possibly be any happier.
To_Bill_Braskey! | May 10, 2006 at 10:28 am
she used to be so cute and now look at her. i agree with 18 too, she went from hot to a hot stinky pile of sewer trash
86 | May 10, 2006 at 10:29 am
Why is it that people like KFed procreate at will and people like Celine Dion have to work so hard at it??
(there was a joke in there somewhere, ha)
Mr. Fritz | May 10, 2006 at 10:30 am
#22, good post. I like your attempt to change the words around on our favorite phrase: TCLTC!
I am going to sit back and watch this train wreck until the bitter end.
Jacq | May 10, 2006 at 10:31 am
I heard he got her pregnant while her feet were still in the stirrups with Sean Preston.
David’s response should have been, “That lucky for both of us. I wouldn’t fuck you with Kevin Federline’s dick!”
There is absolutely no excuse for those two.
shoof | May 10, 2006 at 10:36 am
Maybe that artist who created the statue of her giving birth should create a new one of her conceiving with K-Fed. Now that would be a sight…
chryssy11 | May 10, 2006 at 10:37 am
She is so trashy. Her kids are going to be embarassed to tell everyone who their ‘Mommy and Daddy” are. Think kids get bullied now? Wait until they start school.
nichole | May 10, 2006 at 10:37 am
OH and Sean is cute, soooo it’s my thinking that he has Britney’s looks. The next kid can’t possibly be so lucky. Can’t wait to see if it comes out with black hair and beady eyes like her ugly husband.
And I can’t wait 20 years from now to see what these kids’ll be like after being raised by their white-trash parents!
Jacq | May 10, 2006 at 10:38 am
Those pictures make me want some ninny.
delicious_dysfunktion | May 10, 2006 at 10:43 am
Thanks # 30 #34,the kid is only cute now but wait until puberty.
Dr.Rokter | May 10, 2006 at 10:46 am
Fat hillbilly squeezes out children in rapid succession: nation shocked!
In other news: President Bush defends controversial choice of K-Fed as Ambassador to Girls Gone Wild Island.
Said the president, “Mr. Fed’s earlier comments about ‘free range’ being an acceptable parenting practice were taken out of context”.
heifferzzz | May 10, 2006 at 10:49 am
WHITE TRASH….though this is the best i’ve seen her look since just before K-fed & by just before, i mean that microsecond before.
brewdick | May 10, 2006 at 10:50 am
how did she and federlame produce such an adorable kid?
I knoe how too spel | May 10, 2006 at 10:50 am
No more time to sit around and get extensions done? Because that? Is a wig. Not even a good wig. The kind you buy to put on a blow up doll. Wait, never mind. I know nothing about that kind of stuff. Bad wig, thats all.
And remember kids, TCLTC.
pinky_nip | May 10, 2006 at 10:50 am
Reported on Wall Street today: “Stock at Frito-Lay’s, the company that produces Cheet-o’s, had a sudden upsurge with the announcement of Britney Spears pregnancy”
PapaHotNuts | May 10, 2006 at 10:52 am
I bet Kevin is praying that this baby is going to be black like him. That way, he and his kid can “keep it real” together. Fucking joke of a human. They are both embarrassments to their races, gender, and religions. God should strike them down in a massive hail storm. I will have to buy new kneepads for the intense praying I plan on doing for their deaths.
BarbadoSlim | May 10, 2006 at 10:53 am
“Sean Preston” is like naming your mutt Lassie, it might have a fancy name but it sho’ aint no collie.
If she has a girl is she going name it, I dont know, Catherine Grace Eleanor?
BigJim | May 10, 2006 at 10:53 am
And in other news: Charles Darwin rolled over in his grave yesterday…
Binky | May 10, 2006 at 10:57 am
Letterman denied it’s his, but I’ve often wondered why Biff Henderson always has that smile….
liya | May 10, 2006 at 10:58 am
I gotta give it to her, she still looks good for a pregnant woman. Remember Melissa Joan Hart when she was pregnant??
But i’m enjoying watching her so-called music career being completely destroyed, dumb bitch.
Miss_Marple | May 10, 2006 at 10:59 am
#14: no shit! You hit it right on the head.
Just watch… she’ll have a FAS baby.
How fucking moronic.
Don'tPanic | May 10, 2006 at 11:01 am
Especially after a c-section, you should give yourself time to heal. I knew this was true, we’ve been hearing about it for months, but I tried to hold out hope.
BarbadoSlim | May 10, 2006 at 11:01 am
No one remembers Melissa Joan Hart, not even Melissa Joan Hart.
katie | May 10, 2006 at 11:14 am
sean preston is such a fat baby. and not in a cute way. she must have started him on the cheetos diet as soon as he could he solid food. big FAT family. i cant wait until she has no money and she is about 400 pounds. give it 10 years or so shes going to make a great e true hollywood story