Star is reporting that Britney Spears is pregnant again, and that while she, Kevin, and their baby Sean were staying in a $12,000-a-night suite at Maui’s Four Seasons Hotel she allegedly told a woman at the hotel’s spa: “I’m pregnant!”
Federline, 27, also delivered the bombshell baby news to a friend, who told Star: “Kevin said, ‘Britney’s pregnant again,’ and when I expressed surprise he said, ‘Yeah, it shocked the sh– out of me too.’”
“Britney seems very cheerful and happy, an eye-witness at the Four Seasons told Star. “She certainly looks pregnant. And she doesn’t seem to be making any effort to disguise the fact. She’s wearing clothes that clearly show a large tummy bump.”
After three tabloids say the same thing, it’s usually safe to assume it’s true. Although they also reported once that Brad Pitt used to eat infants to retain his youthful good looks, so maybe they’re just full of shit. Or maybe they’re not, and Britney Spears really is pregnant and Brad Pitt really does have a box of infants in his fridge that he occasionally pulls out to eat.
#18:
Britney? … Britney?
Is that you??
“Stupid is as stupid does, that’s what Momma always says…”
kimmie, did you forget to take your thorazine today?
great
more white trash crack addicted lazy babies
To #18, who said: “I think it is fantastic that talented and gorgeous people have babies”…. Me, too! Too bad Britney and Kevin are neither…
“A fake? Fake what? Maybe I didn’t grow up watching black and white tv or whatever, and I think different. Too bad for you if you hate that, and I dont like everyone.”
Is there supposed to be some coherent logical tie to this rant? Only in America can a person this retarded get to the Internet. You better enjoy your plentiful opportunities, kretin.
Kimmie probably has a helper monkey help her get online. Just like Homer Simpson!
As an old guy who stares at teenagers at the mall, I wanna say I resent being called creepy. Or old, for that matter.
So exactly what is it that makes a hotel suite worth $12K, anyway? I’ve been in some pretty nice hotel rooms in my day, but I’d expect $11.5K in change for even the best of them.
Over and out,
I’m pretty sure this baby will be born with cloven hooves and the mark of the beast. There’s only so many times you can spin the Satanic Slot Machine, aka fucking Kevin Federslime, before you get the 3 cherries to come up in a row.
If it’s a boy, they should just name it Damien and get it over with.
Ummm, #42, some people pronounce Louisiana as Lou-z-ana, and maybe that’s what that person was trying to convey by saying Lousy-ana. I don’t think they were saying Louisiana is lousy.
haha, side airbag. too bag shitney doesn’t still reside here in good ol’ lou~z~anne. she could have seen the news tonight, about three children that died tonight, one as a result of riding on it’s grandparent’s lap. and they weren’t even being chased by the horrible papazao, er, paparazzi.
Now, now everyone…calm down…We don’t even know WHO the father is yet!!
My advice to Britney is if things don’t work out with K-Fuck, she can always find a decent guy on prisonpenpals.com
The poop has spoken.
First of all, #7, Lmao…that is classic.
I am telling you now….these two are the poster children for forced sterilization…..better yet, put them on Planned Parenthood posters…..distribute before and after pictures of Brit in high schools……there goes the teen sex problem. Girls won’t want to become her and guys will be temporarily rendered impotent. At least then K- SpecialEd can say he did some good with his life…..
here is that horrible swine talking to Sean Hayes about her future baby a couple of weeks ago…she actually doesn’t bother me much, but i think i am the only person who doesn’t want her to die a horrible death. http://www.sparkling-diamond.net/displayimage.php?album=58&pos=10
52 – I’d say Lahf is lahk ah bawxa’ chawk-lit, execept the Britster would hoss it down way too fast.
In case anyone is pondering any baby shower gift ideas – 10 pounds of chocolate covered cheetos and some Norplant?
In this week’s Heat there’s a pretty convincing picture of her latest bump.
In Glasgow, we’d say to Britney: What a fanny.
And we don’t mean nice ass.
big surprise here. this is what happens when you hook up with a serial sperminator. britt and shar are going to have an awful lot in common one day, the only difference being britt will dump his sorry ass, specialK knows better than to divorce his ATM, I mean Britt.
#50 – It’s not jacK, it’s Jacq – as in my name is Jacqueline.
#’s 50 & 60 – Kiss it. What do you know Hilary? Since I live in Texas, I HAVE been to LA and it does stink. You can tell the second you cross the border because of the quality of your highways. I was saying it is LOUSY. As for the spelling, did you notice that becuase you’re MENSA candidates or the smartest people in LOUSY-ANA?
First you californians vote for the terminator for governor and now #18 says this. Nice.
#66 – being from Glasgow, I totally know what you mean! But i prefer the term “fanny-baws”!
Another Spears/Federline baby… Lord help us! Whats the betting he ups and leaves her ass in about 2 months.
But she had such a great career to look forward to. why oh why would she do this now?
#51:
I’d hope she knows how to spell her own name correctly. Then again…
OOOPPPPPSSSS She did it again ????
okay, sry JACQ.
and i obviously know a lot more about Louisiana than you, considering that i am from there. and just because you live in texas doesnt mean youve been to Louisiana. you’re probably lying. and yes we may have crappy highways but it doesnt stink here. sorry. maybe it was your breath you were smelling. and what does spelling your ugly name wrong have to do with a MENSA candidate? nothing considering a MENSA candidate and i have nothing in common. and btw, it’s not my fault you choose to go by a nickname that could easily be mistaken for a guys name. or maybe youre just a butch. go ride a horse or something. k. bye jack :)
i wish i can sit on her face and take a biggest dump of my life ..right in her face.
the shit poor K Fed has to put up with to get the keys to the Ferrarri and $20 for gas..
holy shit, how many kids dose that fuckin loser have now.. and poor Britney.. two word.. Birth Control! Come on now
well now she can drive around w 2 babies on her lap..maybe sean can take the wheel
im still crying for #18 T_T
I think its ok if Britney gets pregnant if she wants to. She’s not the first one to get pregnant after she just had a baby and she won’t be the last one. So let her be happy about it.
she is completely crazy. baby after a baby…