Britney Spears is pregnant again…again

Superficial / March 7, 2006

britney-spears-pregnant-aga.jpgStar is reporting that Britney Spears is pregnant again, and that while she, Kevin, and their baby Sean were staying in a $12,000-a-night suite at Maui’s Four Seasons Hotel she allegedly told a woman at the hotel’s spa: “I’m pregnant!”

Federline, 27, also delivered the bombshell baby news to a friend, who told Star: “Kevin said, ‘Britney’s pregnant again,’ and when I expressed surprise he said, ‘Yeah, it shocked the sh– out of me too.'”

“Britney seems very cheerful and happy, an eye-witness at the Four Seasons told Star. “She certainly looks pregnant. And she doesn’t seem to be making any effort to disguise the fact. She’s wearing clothes that clearly show a large tummy bump.”

After three tabloids say the same thing, it’s usually safe to assume it’s true. Although they also reported once that Brad Pitt used to eat infants to retain his youthful good looks, so maybe they’re just full of shit. Or maybe they’re not, and Britney Spears really is pregnant and Brad Pitt really does have a box of infants in his fridge that he occasionally pulls out to eat.

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