In her continuing efforts to be made fun of, Britney Spears is reportedly pregnant with her second child.
Shoppers in Malibu were stunned when the former pop princess grabbed her belly and announced to the entire centre “That’s right, number two!”. The star was apparently distressed that so many people were looking at her in the high-end furniture store Shabby Chic that she felt the need to retaliate. One of Britney’s closest friends told In Touch magazine: “Britney is definitely pregnant again. She’s acting the same way she did when she was pregnant with her first child.”
You know that kid in your fourth grade class that used to eat glue and lick the floor? That’s this kid. It’s some sort of cruel joke that the mentally handicapped are the ones that have the most babies. Albert Einstein didn’t have a single child, and yet Britney Spears and Kevin Federline aren’t going to be happy until they’ve got 12-13 little buggers running around eating dirt, occasionally pausing to turn on mommy’s stories and fetch her Cheetos.
Well Duckboy your on here too! and u dissing others dissing britany?! Wtf telling us to go elsewhere this place was made for us not u! i mean wtf?!
It’s so true, there is nothing more frightening than trailer trash with money. She’ll breed until her naval ring is dragging on the street.
Darwin’s rolling over in his grave right about… now.
Poor Chuck Darwin. We tried, man…we did.
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hey fuckwad… don’t be hating on dale jr…
What a tramp, doesn’t she know how to keep her legs closed?
“KEVIN GET OUT!!!!!!!!! But, before you go…….”
I’m sure there should be some sort of application process to have a baby.
Ooh! I hope she gets fat! They say you tend to keep the weight on after the second child!
she’s trying to compete with shar! “let me get pregnant again so kevin will leave me at 7 months into my pregnancy and run off with some other desperate celebrity!” WOW! SHE’S TOUCHED!
To #97 (hermanita):
How pathetic, you bash Brittany as to say you are smarter than her, however, I must point out that my 7 year old has better grammar and spelling than you. What the hell is wrong with you people? YOU are the reason there are so many over-paid jack-offs running around harassing and meddling in the lives of people who choose to follow their dreams and be singers, actresses, etc. If it werent for all the nosey fuckers’ obsessions with other peoples personal lives, no one would get paid an obscene amount of money to be the person to get a picture of a celebrity and sell it to the media. The crap sells because people like you are gossip freaks. I’m betting none of these people signed up to be followed around, to have their lives picked apart by people who are no better than them and (funniest thing) ACT as if they are *better* by sitting at their computers bashing their lives. Get over yourselves and do something meaningful with your time. Until you do I hope someone in your life who knows your every “mistake”, judges you and makes you feel like utter shit. Everyone does stupid things and makes ignorant mistakes, YOU are NOT an exclusion.
I agree with Seremelia. What is written about these people aren’t probably true anyways. It sells papers that is it. How would you feel if people followed you around took embarrassing pics of you and then twisted the story? You wouldn’t like it one bit. May be she is or maybe she isn’t pregnant.. THAT IS HER BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!
I agree with babygirl! It is her business! How would you feel if someone was always in your business? If Britney is pregnant again then CONGRATS! People do make up stuff to get more story out of it! Since you don’t know for sure then…stay out of HER business!!
Hey Britney good for you!…you look absolutely marvellous girl congratulations to you and Kevin…….
Does anyone really really give a s_it! I certainly don’t & could care less. She is such an idiot to have gotten entangled with such trash to begin with! And look what she has to put up with; I feel for the kid and the one that is coming….that’s morals for u!
She reminds me of Tonya Harding. Tonya is gross and hasn’t even had any kids.
Seen the preview for Brits upcoming Will&Grace appearance and she should have really thought about that red dress she wears, definitely has a pudge in the stomach area.
I just found this site for the first time and haven’t laughed so hard in a long time!
Ok, my thoughts -
1. As an experienced mom, jusdging from recent photos of Britney compared to the first post-baby pics, she definitely looks pregnant. The photo from Hawaii with her in a black Juicy dress – look how she’s carrying Sean high up rather than on her hip, and that’s a big belly bulge she has.
2. K-Freak won’t leave his sugar momma. At least not til he’s built up enough alimony. I read somewhere that his alimony will be proportionate to how long they are married.
3. To the whiners – please! Britney has made her own skanky self a walking target. If she wanted this to stop, she’s stop acting like an idiot ( and looking like Miss Trailer Park 2004-2006) in public.
4. Someone PLEASE teach that girl how to fix her hair! If I see one more sloppy bun on her head I’ll blow chunks.
Now I have to address some of the comments that say its not their fault.Come on now they know what birth control is and Does not every woman know how fertile they are few months after being pregnant. So yes if she is pregnant again its their fault.
But I have to laugh this is typical of a young girl wanting everything. She wanted a hubby( got a bum ) wanted a child ( got one and one on the way). So what if she has millions. She is being stupid. Are we forgetting the drive she just had with the baby in her lap. If it was anyone of us Real woman of this country we would of had Child servies at our front door. She is going to get a slap of realty to her face soon enough.
I see in her future a divorce with a Big settlement for the bum and 2 kids with a loser daddy and Mommy who is no more than a has been.
lol at whoever wrote that above me.. It truely proves a goldigger has no gender. and you would think..He would have that male pride and want to get a job.. or feel like he is contributing..but I guess if she likes feeding and clothing him and their son a Third child wouldnt be so different from the two she has ..(kevin and sean)…so that make it 5 for kevin and 2 for britney.. lol
all i have to say is that all of yall need to mind yalls own business if she is pregant she is maybe because she wants to save her marrige its her body anywayz plus all of yall are just jelous of her because maybe yall are the ones that are ugly and are fags….. everybody deserves a second chace and maybe this is her second chacne so alll of yall bitches mind yalls own business
All I have to say…is that she is the ugliest, stretched-out pregnant lady I’ve EVER seen. I bet she stinks up the maternity ward when she pops one out. Wash your vagina!!
jeeeez u guys r so immature! ok now let me clear this up: after she had sean her tummy was FLAT; now she has a baby bump, its not fat, its baby. duh, if u cant tell the difference then u r blind. She will also always has tons of fans. god, retards.
Well, I think Britney is being pregnant all the way to the bank. That is probbably more than can be said for most people posting comments here. I really don’t think she will ever be on welfare, as much as that would be entertaining to see. And I wonder how many people here have two children of their own. Hmmm, hipocracy runs rampant.
She gets my vote for WORST mother of the year award. Common now putting your child in the front seat of SUV with u? dropping your son on his head then taking him to the hospital a week later? i know she blams it on the nanny but whatever, shes white trash, this will just be another child that goes to children services, never liked her, never will. GO CHRISTINA!!!!!!!!!
Actually Albert Einstein had 3 children with his first wife, an illigitimate girl and two legitimate boys, one of whom was schizophrenic.