Britney Spears has written a little post on her official site (the Love B section) dedicated to tigers and their “mysteriousness”. She writes:
“In some ways, people are a lot like animals. I’m mesmerized by tigers. Their eyes, their stripes, their constant quest for survival. They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them. They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. They make you wonder what is behind their gaze. A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning. Behold the beauty of the tiger.”
This is something a fourth grader would write if they were told to do a report on tigers and were too lazy to do any research. It’s like Britney received her latest issue of Zoobooks and felt inspired to share her new discovery. Only the issue was on elephants. And she was typing on the piano.
#45 – Papa, that touched me. In my special place.
Did someone say meow?
#48 Unwashed:
“cornrows and skidmarks’! Best throwaway line today! Excellent.
For those interested in large beasts that will eat you, check out Monsters of God by David Quammen. Little less awesome, way more butt puckering scary when they’re not behind bars.
locco…
I think what she means by the tiger mumbo jumbo is that her big, gaping pussy has teeth. And bad odor. That’s what I’m getting from it.
Is she going to start drawing furries next???
Britney’s been acting weird for ages. I saw a story with a friend saying how she’s built a shrine to Princess Diana!!!!
http://www.theroyalist.net/content/view/981/1/
How long before she has a Princess Di haircut! LOL.
Weird woman.
wilko82
Papa – you are the shit!! :) I read the first line of that comment and laughed out loud. Thank you!
#45: taht really made me laugh aloud.
“They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. They make you wonder what is behind their gaze. A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence.”
This doesn’t have to be a mystery, Britney…ask Sigfriend and Roy. They know all about how they pull you in and make it difficult to look away…..
Britney loves tigers because she found the first few lines of a William Blake poem and ran with it (her site has the “Tiger tiger/burning bright” et cetera).
Apparently she thinks it makes her sound deep, meditating on the heart of the poem and how it relates to people. Too bad the poem is about religion and/or the industrial revolution, neither of which Britney knows much about. So she just assumes that it’s about how pretty tigers are, because that’s as far as her intelligence stretches.
Not to mention that her writing style is abysmal. Descriptive words are just strung together (“eerie awe”?), and she uses some words that don’t technically exist (“mysteriousness”? It’s “mystery!”).
And like you said, it sounds like a fourth-grader’s attempts to fill up space on lined paper.
Please, please, PLEASE let her buy a tiger, and please, please, PLEASE let that tiger have a Siegfried and Roy flashback. Although white whale is not the tiger’s normal prey, let’s hope it’ll make an exception.
You could always put a mask of Roy’s face on her. That might help.
some of you guys are making way too much of her writing, symbolizing this and that… I’m sure it goes no deeper than the fact that she just likes tigers, “their, like, stripes have mysteriousness!”
poor thing probably never read a book in her life let alone peruse a William Blake poem. Can’t really blame her for not having any thought in her nappy little head. She doesn’t have to think, she’s a gazillionare!
*still wiping hysterical tears from eyes*
papa, that was the best ever!!!!!!
i love penguins, too.
beautiful plumage!
besides, they taste like chicken.
Who remembers Zubilee Zoo? Come on, that show was awesome.
“In some ways people are like animals. They both have males and females. They have eyes, and noses and some of them have teeth. They have sex and give birth to offspring. Sometimes they have sex with their cousins. They eat food and go to the bathroom on their front lawns. They come in different colors, like black and brown and redneck. They go by the same names, like kid, or babe, or Skeeter. They are native to many different lands, like Africa, or Europe or Butfuck, Tennessee. And they have nannies.”
– Britney Spears
what an ugly baby. i mean, really.
#48 – Good one.
#68. all in one mate.
ugh makes me sick even thinking about it, and shes about to pop out another one.
god help us.
#61. Maybe Brit will ‘Do a Paris’ – got to Vegas and while K-Fed’s off with some hookers she’ll buy a tiger (off Siegfried & Roy hopefully), realise she can’t take it on a plane back to hicksville, take it in a limo and if he’s lucky it will get hungry and eat SPF (Brit won’t think tigers need food so she’ll scoff all the cheetos herself!). At least it’ll save SPF from the life of embarrassment he’s about to have…
It is totally appalling that Brit is even allowed to use the phrase “stream of consciouness” to describe her melodramatic scribblings. Didn’t James Joyce and William Faulkner create that movement. Yeah, Britney, just a little more practice and you’ll be just like Joyce, er… well, at least you can hope that you get a little closer to your first album.
It sounds to me like she was smoking some excellent reefer. Whenever I am high, I will become fixated on a trivial object (like bottle caps, toothbrushes, the conflict in the middle east, etc) Damn, I could use some now. I wonder if she would share some of her stash?
wow. maybe she was inspired by a trip to the zoo or something. no wonder madge ditched her ass. first people made fun of her, now that’s getting old and you just kinda feel sorry for her…it won’t be long before nobody really cares.
She obviously is writing about the Detroit Tigers.
Approximately 7 & 1/2 years ago I predicted that Britney Spears would be found dead from an OD at age 26, tits up in a Vegas hotel room. How old is she now? Cause she has finally hit the “I am insane” craze that generally occurs just before one offs oneself in a Vegas hotel room.
Can I just say that anyone naturally blonde should not dye their hair black. When the roots start showing you look as though you’re going bald. Can someone pls let Britney know?
yo, this was some funny shit. What a Bridiot. But she still a prettiot.
This women is clearly out of her mind, she does not even know how her own child is doing more or less what has happened to Brintey in her childhood.