Britney Spears is out of her mind

Britney Spears has written a little post on her official site (the Love B section) dedicated to tigers and their “mysteriousness”. She writes:

“In some ways, people are a lot like animals. I’m mesmerized by tigers. Their eyes, their stripes, their constant quest for survival. They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them. They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. They make you wonder what is behind their gaze. A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning. Behold the beauty of the tiger.”

This is something a fourth grader would write if they were told to do a report on tigers and were too lazy to do any research. It’s like Britney received her latest issue of Zoobooks and felt inspired to share her new discovery. Only the issue was on elephants. And she was typing on the piano.