Britney Spears is on the loose


Britney Spears has finished her one-month stay in rehab and has left the facility. Her manager announced in a statement late last night that she “has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Center after successfully completing their program.” The typical stay at Promises is about 45 days but Britney stayed for 27 because, well, she’s Britney Spears.

I give it less than a week before she starts drinking again and heads back out to the clubs. And by clubs I mean hitting up a restaurant and ordering a “deep fried piggy covered in Cheetos and chocoate. I’mma gonna eat it all up!”