Britney Spears is on the loose

March 21st, 2007 // 82 Comments

Britney Spears has finished her one-month stay in rehab and has left the facility. Her manager announced in a statement late last night that she “has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Center after successfully completing their program.” The typical stay at Promises is about 45 days but Britney stayed for 27 because, well, she’s Britney Spears.

I give it less than a week before she starts drinking again and heads back out to the clubs. And by clubs I mean hitting up a restaurant and ordering a “deep fried piggy covered in Cheetos and chocoate. I’mma gonna eat it all up!”



  1. DashRipRock


  2. Hemlock Queen

    Ah Christ! Here we go again. I can’t wait!

  3. Judging from all the pictures we’ve seen, it’s not like she has much left to shave.

  4. Jedi Kevin

    Oh goody, more crotch shots…

  5. Jedi Kevin

    Is she giving birth to a dog?

  6. biatcho

    Yaaaaaaay!!! This is great news! Let the amazing comeback begin! In your face, haterz!!!

  7. llllllllll

    Britney you’ve really hit rock bottom now. How dare you force a poor little dog to give you oral. You disgust me

  8. bigponie

    Cruelty to animals does include forcing to smell ones nasty snatch by force.

  9. TaiTai

    Well it’s good to see she has grown back some of that fur down there. That’s no dog, it’s a beaver.

  10. Hemlock Queen

    Great way to wear that seatbelt. I hope a pap doesn’t come flying out of nowhere to cause a terrible accident, causing Brit Brit to go fying through the windshield.

  11. fluxus008

    nice moustache ffs.

  12. antothedrew

    I can see her growler.

  13. p-britty

    #7 – you stole the words right out of my mouth!

    mmmmm – deep fried piggy covered in Cheetos and chocoate – mmmm…

    I really hope this isn’t the end of her drama -i enjoy it! I makes me not sound so crazy!

  14. ponk

    #11 i noticed that too. or maybe her chihuahua gave her a dirty sanchez. ok so it’s not a chihuahua…

  15. guymorgan

    She looks rather amused by the whole situation, like she knows something is going to happen, her come back, like she has planned the whole thing.

  16. “Oh ma gawd ya’ll, I’m cur-ed! I can’t wait ’til I can have me some cheetohs and get another tattoo. That rehab place was so stuffy and stuff. They didn’t even want me to make out with the boys there. Damn. But I did anyways, I snuck in the bushes so we could play tongue hockey. Soooo fun ya’ll. Oh and I been thinkin’ I should prolly say hi to those kids, what’s their names? I bets they sure miss their mama. They’re boys right? Oh, oh, I think I got $10 million left in the bank, so that should hold me over ’til I get my singin’ career back ya’ll. I might write some songs and stuff about rehab and shit. How they wouldn’t even let me get a maid and stuff. Ya’ll that ain’t fair. Anyways, I gotta go and wax my head and maybe get fitted for a new wig and stuff. I’ll be back bigger than before ya’ll. Stay tuned.

  17. Her and Lohan should go on a World Rehab Tour.
    nipple & clit piercing booths
    beer tent
    freckle removal

  18. azshrink

    Whoa, whoa whoa! Aren’t those the same clothes and “jewelry” she was wearing the night she brandished the umbrella????

  19. FRIST!!!

    #18, yes, that’s from the infamous umbrella night. I imagine she’s got 3/4 of and inch of hair by now and weighs about 190 from all the coke she was drinking. But she’ll lose it, with all the coke she’s going to be snorting…

  20. Do Freebird

    I look at her and all I can think of is

    Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

  21. AudreyE

    Well, I guess when you’re cured, you’re cured, and I have ever confidence that Britney is prepared to rejoin the upstanding ranks of young starlets like Mary Kate, Lindsey Lohan, and Lindsey Lohan’s vagina.

  22. veggi

    That guy told me he was gonna give me a pearl necklace, and all I got was this real one. Gawd Ya’ll!

  23. One more thing….WTF is the author doing?!? Misspelling words and ending sentences halfway through, using old unrelated pictures….plus, where the fuck is the humor? This sites gone downhill.

  24. Jiimbo

    You want a peral necklace?

  25. #23 yea, your picky the important story is “I was phirst today”

  26. zuzuspetals

    I wish the best for Britney and I’m happy to see her looking better, but there is something deeply, deeply disturbing about a bald woman wearing pearls.
    It’s like an image from a nightmare that makes you wake up screaming.

  27. wedgeone

    #10 – if that happened, we could all rejoice that she’s no longer a target & that she’s out of her misery.

    #20 – AAAH!! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! Awesome.

    Nice, big ass bruise on the left knee there. Try some knee pads or a pillow the next time you’re in the middle of a circle jerk, Brit!

  28. Jiimbo

    I really feel sorry for that poor dog. It has got to smell really bad down there. Maybe a cat would like the smell of that day old fish. I bet that dog is wishing some homeless bum would adopt him

  29. FRIST!!!

    Well Dash, you’re lucky you didn’t say FRIST!!! We all know who’s FRIST!!! around here!
    Now…what did I do with that jar of olives? Martinis for breakfast again…

  30. Hemlock Queen

    Nah Jimbo, the homeless man would eat the poor dog. But no one will eat Brit’s fish stick.

  31. whitegold

    I love the pic of BS’s pussy pup. So wait, does this mean that she no longer has a pussy, now we have to refer to it as her puppy? I think she just might be crazy enough to really have that surgery.

    Anyways, wouldn’t we all much rather see her with a puppy down there instead of actually being exposed to more unpleasant crotch pics of her?!

  32. veggi

    Yay! Martinis!
    And those are her new panties, not a dog.

  33. veggi

    Ewwww! That means that her her-her would lick back!

  34. jrzmommy

    She doesn’t got a pussy…she’s got a doggie.

  35. DrPhowstus

    Is it just me or does she look like a pre-cog from Minority Report? I wonder if she sees more failure in her future.

  36. jrzmommy

    I just talked to my great friend and fashion adviser, SJTLQ, and I told her about this picture and the dog and everything and she said, Pfft…what, no peanut butter?

  37. stickyKeys

    proof of a lobotomy! she’s got a circular scar on the top of her head. also, what looks like a knee surgery scar. add her c-section scar, and she looks like she was pieced together like frankenstein.

  38. She’ll be doing chicks and trying to kill herself in no time.

  39. imran karim

    whoo now time to get crazy at kevin’s birthday party

  40. Bugman4045

    For a second there I thought her vaj had finally grown teeth and eyes, then I realized it was a dog.
    The pup ought to be careful sitting that close, Britney cooz might reach out and grab it.

  41. zeke123

    Yo Carlos Mencia!!

    Youve been caught ripping off other gossip sites. What sez u?
    Be on the lookout for angry homo nerds who might wanna tickle you to death.

    Not nice to steal.
    On the net, not too brilliant.

  42. jrzmommy

    who is carlos mencia?

  43. Whammer Jammer

    #6: Amazing comeback, huh? I’ve been hearing about her “amazing comeback” for quite a while now, and she’s done nothing. Don’t hold your breath for her comeback; her career is over, and she has zero talent. She’ll be pulling stupid publicity stunts before this month is over to keep her name in the news.

  44. fame is funny

    Oh man…some crazy shit is about to go down in the next few weeks…

  45. brujeriadiosa

    oh is she back on dogs now? they are as confused as her fucking kids are….”sometimes mommie loves us, somtimes mommie kicks us away” is going to be the title of the book those kids are gonna write….gee wtf am I saying? write? I have been accused of having high hopes and optimistic….BS got her Coloring Diploma at Kentwood High, after all!

    do her dogs have nannys too? all this Houdining with the kids, men & dogs….the only constant in her life is being a Ho Bagg.

  46. brujeriadiosa

    #21 I was sitting out on my patio today half dressed & drinking coffee….My Mr walks up and said, “Your Lindsay Lohan is showing!”

    LOL I don’t think I’d like my name to be synonymous with Pussy! ;)

  47. jessi444

    Britney Spears as Socialization

    My name is Jessica and I?m a senior at the University of Nebraska at Kearney. I?m participating in a sociological research course and one of our main objectives for the class is to create and administer a survey on an interesting topic. My research project is about Britney Spears. I need participants for the survey, which is why I?m posting this link on the internet. I would appreciate it if you could take the time to complete my survey about Britney Spears. The survey is about 90 questions long and you must be 19 years of age to participate.

    The link to take my survey at is:

    If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to ask to contact me at:

    Jessica Seberger
    University of Nebraska, NE 68849

  48. justme

    eat me, jessica.

    Let me guess.. You’re a jew trying to get rich off of other people’s problems.

  49. Ok before I read through the rest of the comments and giggle WAY HARDER than I did at what the fish wrote, I hope, let me just say, omfg, poor doggy :(

  50. TrimSpaBaby

    Gossipmeter and jessica just made it to my hit list. Jessica, you’re in fucking Nebraska and your life will never amount to anything. Please hesitate to call me if you have any questions.

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