Britney Spears has finished her one-month stay in rehab and has left the facility. Her manager announced in a statement late last night that she “has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Center after successfully completing their program.” The typical stay at Promises is about 45 days but Britney stayed for 27 because, well, she’s Britney Spears.
I give it less than a week before she starts drinking again and heads back out to the clubs. And by clubs I mean hitting up a restaurant and ordering a “deep fried piggy covered in Cheetos and chocoate. I’mma gonna eat it all up!”
DashRipRock | March 21, 2007 at 8:30 am
phirst
Hemlock Queen | March 21, 2007 at 8:32 am
Ah Christ! Here we go again. I can’t wait!
HerpesHilton | March 21, 2007 at 8:32 am
Judging from all the pictures we’ve seen, it’s not like she has much left to shave.
Jedi Kevin | March 21, 2007 at 8:32 am
Oh goody, more crotch shots…
Jedi Kevin | March 21, 2007 at 8:33 am
Is she giving birth to a dog?
biatcho | March 21, 2007 at 8:33 am
Yaaaaaaay!!! This is great news! Let the amazing comeback begin! In your face, haterz!!!
llllllllll | March 21, 2007 at 8:36 am
Britney you’ve really hit rock bottom now. How dare you force a poor little dog to give you oral. You disgust me
bigponie | March 21, 2007 at 8:36 am
Cruelty to animals does include forcing to smell ones nasty snatch by force.
TaiTai | March 21, 2007 at 8:37 am
Well it’s good to see she has grown back some of that fur down there. That’s no dog, it’s a beaver.
Hemlock Queen | March 21, 2007 at 8:37 am
Great way to wear that seatbelt. I hope a pap doesn’t come flying out of nowhere to cause a terrible accident, causing Brit Brit to go fying through the windshield.
fluxus008 | March 21, 2007 at 8:38 am
nice moustache ffs.
antothedrew | March 21, 2007 at 8:41 am
I can see her growler.
p-britty | March 21, 2007 at 8:42 am
#7 – you stole the words right out of my mouth!
mmmmm – deep fried piggy covered in Cheetos and chocoate – mmmm…
I really hope this isn’t the end of her drama -i enjoy it! I makes me not sound so crazy!
ponk | March 21, 2007 at 8:43 am
#11 i noticed that too. or maybe her chihuahua gave her a dirty sanchez. ok so it’s not a chihuahua…
guymorgan | March 21, 2007 at 8:43 am
She looks rather amused by the whole situation, like she knows something is going to happen, her come back, like she has planned the whole thing.
Sassy | March 21, 2007 at 8:43 am
“Oh ma gawd ya’ll, I’m cur-ed! I can’t wait ’til I can have me some cheetohs and get another tattoo. That rehab place was so stuffy and stuff. They didn’t even want me to make out with the boys there. Damn. But I did anyways, I snuck in the bushes so we could play tongue hockey. Soooo fun ya’ll. Oh and I been thinkin’ I should prolly say hi to those kids, what’s their names? I bets they sure miss their mama. They’re boys right? Oh, oh, I think I got $10 million left in the bank, so that should hold me over ’til I get my singin’ career back ya’ll. I might write some songs and stuff about rehab and shit. How they wouldn’t even let me get a maid and stuff. Ya’ll that ain’t fair. Anyways, I gotta go and wax my head and maybe get fitted for a new wig and stuff. I’ll be back bigger than before ya’ll. Stay tuned.
Fifth Stooge | March 21, 2007 at 8:44 am
Her and Lohan should go on a World Rehab Tour.
T-shirts,
nipple & clit piercing booths
beer tent
freckle removal
azshrink | March 21, 2007 at 8:47 am
Whoa, whoa whoa! Aren’t those the same clothes and “jewelry” she was wearing the night she brandished the umbrella????
FRIST!!! | March 21, 2007 at 8:50 am
#18, yes, that’s from the infamous umbrella night. I imagine she’s got 3/4 of and inch of hair by now and weighs about 190 from all the coke she was drinking. But she’ll lose it, with all the coke she’s going to be snorting…
Do Freebird | March 21, 2007 at 8:52 am
I look at her and all I can think of is
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk
Soi-ten-ly.
AudreyE | March 21, 2007 at 8:52 am
Well, I guess when you’re cured, you’re cured, and I have ever confidence that Britney is prepared to rejoin the upstanding ranks of young starlets like Mary Kate, Lindsey Lohan, and Lindsey Lohan’s vagina.
veggi | March 21, 2007 at 8:52 am
That guy told me he was gonna give me a pearl necklace, and all I got was this real one. Gawd Ya’ll!
FRIST!!! | March 21, 2007 at 8:54 am
One more thing….WTF is the author doing?!? Misspelling words and ending sentences halfway through, using old unrelated pictures….plus, where the fuck is the humor? This sites gone downhill.
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 9:00 am
You want a peral necklace?
DashRipRock | March 21, 2007 at 9:03 am
#23 yea, your picky the important story is “I was phirst today”
zuzuspetals | March 21, 2007 at 9:06 am
I wish the best for Britney and I’m happy to see her looking better, but there is something deeply, deeply disturbing about a bald woman wearing pearls.
It’s like an image from a nightmare that makes you wake up screaming.
wedgeone | March 21, 2007 at 9:11 am
#10 – if that happened, we could all rejoice that she’s no longer a target & that she’s out of her misery.
#20 – AAAH!! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! Awesome.
Nice, big ass bruise on the left knee there. Try some knee pads or a pillow the next time you’re in the middle of a circle jerk, Brit!
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 9:11 am
I really feel sorry for that poor dog. It has got to smell really bad down there. Maybe a cat would like the smell of that day old fish. I bet that dog is wishing some homeless bum would adopt him
FRIST!!! | March 21, 2007 at 9:17 am
Well Dash, you’re lucky you didn’t say FRIST!!! We all know who’s FRIST!!! around here!
Now…what did I do with that jar of olives? Martinis for breakfast again…
Hemlock Queen | March 21, 2007 at 9:19 am
Nah Jimbo, the homeless man would eat the poor dog. But no one will eat Brit’s fish stick.
whitegold | March 21, 2007 at 9:23 am
I love the pic of BS’s pussy pup. So wait, does this mean that she no longer has a pussy, now we have to refer to it as her puppy? I think she just might be crazy enough to really have that surgery.
Anyways, wouldn’t we all much rather see her with a puppy down there instead of actually being exposed to more unpleasant crotch pics of her?!
veggi | March 21, 2007 at 9:27 am
Yay! Martinis!
And those are her new panties, not a dog.
veggi | March 21, 2007 at 9:29 am
Ewwww! That means that her her-her would lick back!
jrzmommy | March 21, 2007 at 9:30 am
She doesn’t got a pussy…she’s got a doggie.
DrPhowstus | March 21, 2007 at 9:32 am
Is it just me or does she look like a pre-cog from Minority Report? I wonder if she sees more failure in her future.
jrzmommy | March 21, 2007 at 9:38 am
I just talked to my great friend and fashion adviser, SJTLQ, and I told her about this picture and the dog and everything and she said, Pfft…what, no peanut butter?
stickyKeys | March 21, 2007 at 9:40 am
proof of a lobotomy! she’s got a circular scar on the top of her head. also, what looks like a knee surgery scar. add her c-section scar, and she looks like she was pieced together like frankenstein.
F-Sucker | March 21, 2007 at 9:44 am
She’ll be doing chicks and trying to kill herself in no time.
imran karim | March 21, 2007 at 9:50 am
whoo now time to get crazy at kevin’s birthday party
Bugman4045 | March 21, 2007 at 9:53 am
For a second there I thought her vaj had finally grown teeth and eyes, then I realized it was a dog.
The pup ought to be careful sitting that close, Britney cooz might reach out and grab it.
zeke123 | March 21, 2007 at 9:54 am
Yo Carlos Mencia!!
Youve been caught ripping off other gossip sites. What sez u?
Be on the lookout for angry homo nerds who might wanna tickle you to death.
Not nice to steal.
On the net, not too brilliant.
jrzmommy | March 21, 2007 at 10:02 am
who is carlos mencia?
Whammer Jammer | March 21, 2007 at 10:02 am
#6: Amazing comeback, huh? I’ve been hearing about her “amazing comeback” for quite a while now, and she’s done nothing. Don’t hold your breath for her comeback; her career is over, and she has zero talent. She’ll be pulling stupid publicity stunts before this month is over to keep her name in the news.
fame is funny | March 21, 2007 at 10:11 am
Oh man…some crazy shit is about to go down in the next few weeks…
brujeriadiosa | March 21, 2007 at 10:17 am
oh is she back on dogs now? they are as confused as her fucking kids are….”sometimes mommie loves us, somtimes mommie kicks us away” is going to be the title of the book those kids are gonna write….gee wtf am I saying? write? I have been accused of having high hopes and optimistic….BS got her Coloring Diploma at Kentwood High, after all!
do her dogs have nannys too? all this Houdining with the kids, men & dogs….the only constant in her life is being a Ho Bagg.
brujeriadiosa | March 21, 2007 at 10:22 am
#21 I was sitting out on my patio today half dressed & drinking coffee….My Mr walks up and said, “Your Lindsay Lohan is showing!”
LOL I don’t think I’d like my name to be synonymous with Pussy! ;)
jessi444 | March 21, 2007 at 10:31 am
Britney Spears as Socialization
My name is Jessica and I?m a senior at the University of Nebraska at Kearney. I?m participating in a sociological research course and one of our main objectives for the class is to create and administer a survey on an interesting topic. My research project is about Britney Spears. I need participants for the survey, which is why I?m posting this link on the internet. I would appreciate it if you could take the time to complete my survey about Britney Spears. The survey is about 90 questions long and you must be 19 years of age to participate.
The link to take my survey at is: http://surveys.unk.edu:8080/opinio/s?s=16118
If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to ask to contact me at:
Jessica Seberger
University of Nebraska, NE 68849
sebergerja@unk.edu
justme | March 21, 2007 at 10:45 am
eat me, jessica.
Let me guess.. You’re a jew trying to get rich off of other people’s problems.
NamelessHussy | March 21, 2007 at 10:49 am
Ok before I read through the rest of the comments and giggle WAY HARDER than I did at what the fish wrote, I hope, let me just say, omfg, poor doggy :(
TrimSpaBaby | March 21, 2007 at 10:54 am
Gossipmeter and jessica just made it to my hit list. Jessica, you’re in fucking Nebraska and your life will never amount to anything. Please hesitate to call me if you have any questions.