Britney Spears is not pregnant, there is a God

November 28th, 2007 // 68 Comments
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A cover story for In Touch magazine claims that Britney Spears is pregnant. The magazine claims producer J.R. Rotem is the father and texted In Touch to confirm the news. Britney’s pal Sam Lufti, who is attached to her at the hip, is saying these rumors are false, and today he sent the following text to Ryan Seacrest who read it on the air:

“It’s BS. Don’t know who made it up. J.R. doesn’t even know what’s up. It’s fake. Completely fake. We just wrapped her video. Going home to sleep.”

Consider this post a public service announcement. I wanted to make sure everyone knew the pregnancy rumors are totally false. God forbid, one of you thought it was true and decided to drink a cartridge of ink toner at work. That would be terrible. Unless you were drinking it because it’s delicious and you see right through the poison control center and all its lies. I know one time I had a glass of toner at work. I think it was when Jayden was born. Not only did I get to go home early, I spent all afternoon talking to my cat. That dude knows stuff.


  1. Jenn

    Crimeny Christmas, she might be pregnant. Sam might have texted Ryan Seacrest, but J.R. texted the shit out of InTouch’s Blackberries:

    http://defamer.com/hollywood/the-defense-rests/intouch-presents-blackberry-evidence-about-britney-spears-rumored-knocking+up-328110.php

  2. IWONKY

    Anexio – did you drink all of the god damned VODKA???? AGAIN?????

  3. Steph

    Since when does everyone know so much about the consistency of toner?

    And care so much about telling someone about it?

  4. I still really like her and her past work but lately i’m not so sure what I think. http://www.whatsupwithbritneyspears.blogspot.com Will she ever get out of this slump?

  5. Britney is my favorite singer! I really love her! Especially i like her first album!

  6. Britney is my favorite singer! I really love her! Especially i like her first album!

  7. Megan

    Thank goodness, I started to feel really bad for her!

  8. mary

    right family….wrong sister.

  9. B Chambers

    Mom’s parenting guide would be akin to OJ’s writing a marriage counseling text. Will the Spears please just go awy.

  10. B Chambers

    Mom’s parenting guide would be akin to OJ’s writing a marriage counseling text. Will the Spears please just go away.

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  17. cece

    Everyone needs to leave britney spears alone . My god people yall get a life…Then maybe yall will not feel the need to trash people you do not know …

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