Britney Spears’ father, Jamie Spears, is siding with Britney’s manager Larry Rudolph for doing what needed to be done. Rudolph was fired last Friday because Britney was pissed he forced her into rehab, and Britney’s dad sent an email to Page Six defending him, writing:
“When Larry Rudolph talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what her mother, father and team of professionals with over 100 years of experience knew needed to be done. She was out of control. Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life. The Spears family would like to publicly apologize to Larry for our daughter’s statements about him over the past few weeks. Unfortunately, she blames him and her family for where she is at today with her kids and career. Larry has always been there for Britney. For this, we will forever be grateful to him.”
In response, Britney said via her rep:
“I am praying for my father. We have never had a good relationship. It’s sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman’s love. I am concentrating on my work and my life right now.”
Why don’t they just have a knife fight and get over it already? That’s how I solve all my conflicts. And, sure, I’m wanted in all 50 states and most of Europe, but at least I’m not fighting with my dad through a newspaper.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 20, 2007 at 8:38 am
Great, this whore again?
Danner | April 20, 2007 at 8:38 am
Well other than the hat but that’s a personal thing. Not a big fan of hats.
HerpesHilton | April 20, 2007 at 8:39 am
Spoiled, nasty, rich, white trash little girl. She’s digging her own grave.
Danner | April 20, 2007 at 8:39 am
Hmm my first post didn’t go through.
“She is looking OK at least.”
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 20, 2007 at 8:42 am
This cunt has every excuse in the book. Personal accountability completely eludes her. Next she will say “the devil made me do it” or some bullshit. Why can’t she just OD already?
Fifth Stooge | April 20, 2007 at 8:42 am
Are all of pets spayed or neutered?
doomhammer | April 20, 2007 at 8:43 am
Whats with the 80′s panama jack hat? David Lee Roth her new wardrobe consultant?
She is still trailer park, I dont care how white her teeth are or how much fat they suck out.
I can see that at any Lynyrd Skynyrd concert….
bungoone | April 20, 2007 at 8:43 am
unless you’re under 18 or it’s court mandated, how does one get forced into rehab?
gee, brit, god forbid someone tries to help your worthless piece of shit self.
“a real woman’s love” wtf? since when is she ra real woman? she better get some mental help & soon.
p0nk | April 20, 2007 at 8:44 am
“all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman’s love.”
on the other hand, they’re still trying to clean her ‘love’ out of that mercedes upholstery from a month ago.
BarbadoSlim | April 20, 2007 at 8:46 am
I know that’s her natural breathing state but could she please just close her foul mouth for 5 minutes, for the love of humanity.
Debutantejaim | April 20, 2007 at 8:46 am
Fat & fugly!!
The bitch has reached the point of NO return.
If I was a stylist I wouldn’t go anywhere near this mess.
If I was a publicist I wouldn’t go anywhere near this mess.
A lost cause.
Superfish, PLEASE spare us the tidbits of her miserable existence.
Fifth Stooge | April 20, 2007 at 8:49 am
#7- “David Lee Roth her new wardrobe consultant?” That’s good.
“Bop, boz de bozzy bop, titty bop”
kamihi | April 20, 2007 at 8:49 am
I so hope her career is over she looks a state looks like she’s on coke and doesn’t deserve any of this publicity or fame she gets.I think shes a regular cocaine user its the nose, lots of celebs have the coke users nose and her is one of them. Go away Brit you are boring me – she’s tasteless and talentless.
chaunceygardner | April 20, 2007 at 8:51 am
I like how she’s blaming the men in her life for not knowing how to accept her love. I don’t know, but I’ve got a feeling her idea of “love” is some pretty scary shit.
“If you really love me, you’ll turn around and face the wall while I open and close a pair of garden shears behind your head, and you won’t turn around when you hear the creaking of the rusty spring.”
FRIST!!! | April 20, 2007 at 8:51 am
She’s upset that her daddy can’t accept a real woman’s love.
Disturbing…
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 20, 2007 at 8:51 am
12 LMFAOOOOOOOOO
BarbadoSlim | April 20, 2007 at 8:52 am
Superfish doode I truly hope you’re not planning to leave this on top all weekend. If you do, I swear I’ll make it my mission in life to track you down and gut you like a ….err …well, a fish.
Radical Edward | April 20, 2007 at 8:52 am
Is it just me, or are there stains all over that blue dress? She is always so dirty. Yuck.
HoboChic | April 20, 2007 at 8:53 am
I second (of fifth) the motion. No more paying attention to Britney. It just feeds her delusions of grandeur. Ironic that a washed up teen pop star has delusions of grandeur…I mean, why couldn’t she go the way of the Tiffanys and Debbie Gibsons of the world? Then we’d at least be able to revel in the nostalgia of “Oops, I did it again.” She’s ruined the memory of a perfectly good novelty career.
Chemicakitty | April 20, 2007 at 8:56 am
How the hell did Britney get that bird to sit so still on her hat?
honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah! | April 20, 2007 at 8:58 am
A real woman’s love? When the men in her life walk in the house after a long day at work do they find a little mound of choice cheese puffs Britney’s set aside for their enjoyment? With a little note laboriously scrawled in pencil that says “You no I love you”? Sexy times.
Also, I’m just wondering if her concept of “real woman’s love” is anything like the real mother’s love she’s been lavishing on the kiddies.
veggi | April 20, 2007 at 8:58 am
Stupid Bird on the side of her hat thinks it’s gonna peck her brains out. Too late stupid bird.
biatcho | April 20, 2007 at 8:58 am
“It’s sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman’s love.”
She should really try to hold out until at least age 30 to talk like an old fat bitter bitch.
YouRang | April 20, 2007 at 8:59 am
She’s a multi-millionaire. Think of that the next time you pray, and you’ll know no one is listening.
Lobo | April 20, 2007 at 8:59 am
The hat is a ploy to keep anyone from noticing the stains on her blue dress.
Sparkles13 | April 20, 2007 at 9:00 am
I’m so sick of those hideous boots she insists on wearing with everying. Can you imagine the microbe city thriving inside? I betcha they’ve got a monorail…MONORAIL! MONORAILLLLL!!!! MONORAILLLLL!!!
Also, I see a relapse very soon…denial is a very ugly thing. Not as ugly as that hat, however.
Sparkles13 | April 20, 2007 at 9:03 am
*Everything….who needs “th” anyways? “Th” is soooo overrated. Like my humor. At least I make myself laugh.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 20, 2007 at 9:03 am
I have tears #26, that is gold!!
outrageous.opinion | April 20, 2007 at 9:03 am
text book addict response.
DrPhowstus | April 20, 2007 at 9:08 am
So following the new Fish trend, I expect to see a Mischa Barton fish flap story next. Or that one about Lohan blowing a donkey.
Conky | April 20, 2007 at 9:09 am
I side with those rooting for an OD.
And that hat needs to go. The boots too.
BarbadoSlim | April 20, 2007 at 9:10 am
All I see is Anna Nichole all over again. This bitch is dropping weight just like her, she’s always hopped up on speed and coffee as well. She’s gonna crash and burn baybee. It’ll happen just after her CD tanks, big time.
Sarah Z. | April 20, 2007 at 9:11 am
“It’s sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman’s love.”
Britney – Maybe the problem isn’t with all the men in your life… maybe it’s with you. Maybe this should tip you off to the fact that you are a stupid, selfish, annoying bitch.
chaunceygardner | April 20, 2007 at 9:15 am
Was this “team of professionals with over 100 years of experience” made up of beautifully immortal vampires?
FRIST!!! | April 20, 2007 at 9:18 am
Hey Sparklez, you have to actually “quit” in order to relapse. Take it from someone who knows…
daηielle™↵ | April 20, 2007 at 9:20 am
Hey Fish:
The next time you decide to post a “story” about Little Miss Smears, could ya do us all a favor and…
Don’t.
jackspratling | April 20, 2007 at 9:21 am
That funny, I’ve always said that the women in my life do not know how to accept a real man’s love.
Instead of acceptance, I get police harassment, restraining orders, and pepper spray.
Sparkles13 | April 20, 2007 at 9:23 am
34 & 35 HA!!! Love it!
bafongu | April 20, 2007 at 9:24 am
Well, yesterday I shaved my head, then I attacked an SUV with an umbrella, ummm then I flashed the peach at all the people outside the restaurant, after I put on a stripper’s bikini at a party and then…
danceparty | April 20, 2007 at 9:25 am
stop hatin britney spears is lookin bettttterrrr! holla!
daηielle™↵ | April 20, 2007 at 9:27 am
And then I licked my star on Hollywood Blvd, and then I ate a box of raisins because I love em’ y’all, my tummy hurts…
uwantthetruthucanthandlethetruth | April 20, 2007 at 9:34 am
Like you guys, Brit’s dad is a loser that she should ignore. Brit’s looking better every day. She has more talent in her pinky than everybody here combined. You all want her to live a plain colorless life, like yours, so you can feel better. No dice. Deal with it, losers.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 20, 2007 at 9:38 am
If, by plain and colorless you mean productively functioning, then you my friend are correct!
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 20, 2007 at 9:40 am
I retract that. I like it better when she can’t function. It’s so much fun to watch her fail!
HollyJ | April 20, 2007 at 9:41 am
Sorry about #42, guys. I just took a shit and youwantthetruthyoucanthandlethetruth came flying out of my moist asslet. My bad.
HollyJ | April 20, 2007 at 9:42 am
Castro’s new line of hats must be all the rage in LA
wedgeone | April 20, 2007 at 9:45 am
“came flying out”
hmmmm…that must be one wide greasy asslet…
veggi | April 20, 2007 at 9:46 am
42. That’s the most fucking retarded name. Fitting.
daηielle™↵ | April 20, 2007 at 9:48 am
@42
Is that you Britney?
Sparkles13 | April 20, 2007 at 9:50 am
#42- Wow, I hadn’t realized whining and singing out of tune while looking like you’re having a seizure was talent.
HEY MA! YOU WERE WRONG! I TOLD YOU MY FLAMING PLUNGER JUGLING IS GOOOOLLLDDD!