Britney Spears is just your average mom

August 28th, 2009 // 51 Comments

Britney Spears took her kids to see Shrek the Musical last night and looked relatively low key. For Britney Spears. Though I have no idea why she’s wearing glasses one second then not wearing them next. Except I do and it’s because her meds wore off. GET OUT OF THE CITY!

Photos: Fame, Splash News
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  1. Rajiv

    I saw her a few days ago..>Really Pretty

  2. Que

    Que parenting.

  3. Viv

    She should try this look more often

  4. diamond

    nice earrings

  5. Randal

    Wow! Britney, you’re glowing from that amazing motherly glow, inside out and are looking stunning! The glasses add such an extra layer of class above what you’ve already shown through your transformation.

    You’ve clearly shown you’re able to be responsible and act like a proud mother should. Congratulations!

    Randal

  6. Warren

    She’s beautiful, and those are just readers she is wearing.

  7. Warren

    Randal,

    You are so phony and such a prissy fag.

  8. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    Her tits look nice in that blouse.

  9. peanut

    geez…her tits look huuuge!!

  10. Ella

    Perhaps they’re reading glasses? I do that. If I need to read something I’ll put them on, but sometimes I’ll forget to take them off until a while later.

  11. Me too

    (A) Her tits do look great.

    (B) Love the boots. She can leave them on when we screw.

    (C) Love the glasses. She can leave them on when we screw.

    (D) Kind of feel bad for her kid here. Too bad there is never a moment he can go do a kid thing without people swarming him. She DEFINITELY needs to leave him elsewhere when we screw.

  12. Dan

    That kid has the same FAS facial features that Britney has.
    EYES ARE TOO FAR APART.

  13. Yazi

    Her children never ever look happy when they’re with her. But they always
    look happy when with Daddy.

  14. Nameless

    Is it just me or does her kids always look like they are bracing for an accidental drop in pics of BS holding one of them and walking at the same time?

  15. lola

    Not a very subtle product endorsement. I wonder how much she banks every time she flashes Candies? I am not rich by any stretch of the imagination, but I think Candies clothing is junky and cheap and I would never wear it (without being paid of course). To each his own.

  16. BUSTED!

    @Iola: I didn’t see any Candies labels anywhere. Where are they? Are you a diabolically clever Candies marketing ace who just pointed out that she is wearing Candies?

  17. steeba

    Is her zipper not up all the way ?

  18. Danklin24

    That kid either sleeps weird or he’s about to blow a booger in Britney’s hair. I hope its the latter.

  19. It’s nice to see Britney like this….great parenting.

    http://www.pullyourexbackfast.com

  20. Why is she still carrying this kid, isn’t he a teen almost…

  21. Anon

    Why are her flies never done up?

    That’s 3 different occasions I can remember now?

    Is she that desperate for attention that she’s trying to flash everyone again?

  22. me

    those diet pills really made her skinny. I wonder how long it will last? I don’ t like picking on this dumb bitch or her goofy kids today, though. Tired of her.

  23. Tom K

    She actually looks good here. First time in a long time.

    What is the deal with her breasts? She wearing a waterbra or something they look huge and perky. Usually they are flat and saggy.

  24. brijoux

    Brit, don’t listen to idiots. it doesn’t matter what people say or even what they do or have done to you in the past. these ppl SUCK bc they use others’ scrutiny to make themselves seem more important. YOU are amazing. we love you, Britney. always. <3 Britt

  25. brijoux

    Brit, don’t listen to idiots. it doesn’t matter what people say or even what they do or have done to you in the past. these ppl SUCK bc they use others’ scrutiny to make themselves seem more important. YOU are amazing. we love you, Britney. always. <3 Britt

  26. i like her eyes

    12 – far apart eyes are a good thing on a female. google estrogen features – she has them along with the large forehead pouty mouth and small nose.

  27. Haters suck

    You’re such a stupid b!t*h. Britney looks beautiful, she’s a great mother, and you can tell how much she hates the paparazzi in these photos.

  28. yowillie

    …with great tits.

  29. Pooh

    this kid is much cuter than her first one…

  30. BTClan

    Why does that kid still have a pacifier? Isn’t he like 5 or something? Time to give it up…

  31. No

    Going for the Sarah Palin look but I’m gonna take a guess that Britt is more intelligent.

  32. Dave

    She looks fantastic here. Brit is back to being hot.

  33. bobbitt

    she mkakes a good pornstar.

  34. vito

    Hey #7…leave Randal alone. He’s doing his best to stay on his meds.

    I hope.

    BTW, Britney does look smashing!

  35. k

    “Pooh – August 28, 2009 9:57 PM

    this kid is much cuter than her first one

    Hell are you blind? the older kid is WAY WAY cuter than this one.
    the younger one looks like down syndrome.

  36. k

    “Pooh – August 28, 2009 9:57 PM

    this kid is much cuter than her first one

    Hell are you blind? the older kid is WAY WAY cuter than this one.
    the younger one looks like down syndrome.

  37. christine

    She looks so nice and healthy and put together here.. good for her!

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  41. Darth

    Is this private secretary Britney Spears herself?!

  42. Rhialto

    Perhaps her “y’all” reputation is bothering her?!

  43. Galtacticus

    these porntastic glasses are making her “y’all” reputation melting away like a drifting iceberg.

  44. Gando

    For sure her ‘good mom’ reputation is getting better.Right?!

  45. Nero

    @44
    Cough,cough,uh yeah.

  46. EuroNeckPain

    That’s an ugly child. Especially in pic#1.
    Weird haircut. Awful shoes.

  47. Boo

    I love Randal…I think Britney is the next Micahel Jackson.This was a conspiracy to move Britney up the charts. I think K-Fed killed Micahel.

  48. Dee

    She looks really thin and pretty when she dresses normal.

  49. She looks cute here. Why not look cute all the time?

  50. I think her outfit is cute. The white flip flops have to go though. Black thongs would have worked wonderfully!!!

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