Britney Spears is just, wow, so on top of things

October 19th, 2007 // 74 Comments
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Britney Spears stood up her parenting coach again who is finally fed up with the singer’s behavior. This latest development adds to Britney’s legal problems in her ongoing custody battle. Yesterday Britney lost visitation rights with her kids because she couldn’t supply a contact number to the people handling her drug tests. TMZ reports:

Sources say Britney had a scheduled time to meet the coach yesterday at her Malibu home. The coach made the trek, but no Britney.

We’re told during the hearing earlier this week, the coach phoned in and asked the Commissioner if she could end the home visits, presumably because they were going nowhere.

So far, in order to keep her kids, Britney Spears has been unable to supply her phone number and be at her own house at a designated time. I could train a freaking chimp to do both those things – while juggling a chainsaw! Actually, that’s not really fair, because I could train a chimp to do a lot of things Britney does. For example: drive a car somewhat safely, eat a Chalupa, flash its genitals and, given an extra week or so, make a Top 40 pop album.

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. whatever

    Yeah…I really, really hate this fucking bitch.

  2. boss-hog

    YUCK !!!!!!!!

    that friend of hers — looks like LIPSTICK ON A PIG

  3. rxqueen

    Does anybody else notice all those stains on her shirt?

  4. Allie

    “Screw a superfence across the border of Mexico Let’s build a fence across Kentucky!”

    LMAO!

    I couldn’t agree more.

  5. Hollywood Agent

    HOW WILL IT ALL END.

  6. Blondamnation

    Why are you posting about this when she just ran over a photographer’s foot???
    Run for your lives, it’s roaming drive-throughs on the greater Los Angeles Area…..

  7. nitsua

    DIRTY SMELLY STAIN on earth
    this is her legacy

  8. Jennifred1256

    Why do we worship this woman that we hate? Is the ultimate bottom line that we can’t wait for her to commit suicide so we have some hilarilicious drama that unfolds? Hello people she is a pop teen idol. Correction, WAS a pop teen idol. And now she makes more money in one day than soldiers in war make in a month. And yet we worship her piggy swilling snorting self righteous child hating horrible horrid self. Shame on all of you who waste your time on this woman. And I use that word lightly becase this is not a woman. Or a girl. Or anyone trying to shed a good girl image. This is the piece of crap that we look at every day because we find crap fascinating. She is worthless useless and a revolting waste of the word human and yet we look at her. And she gets paid for it. Shame on us all. You think she gives a crap about those kids? You think she THINKS about them? You are kidding yourselves. She thinks about us. And she laughs. And that in itself is disgusting. Give her your money, look at her pictures, have your good time and play your hand in the downfall of the morals and everything that is good about this country. Good luck to you, Britney, you’re going to need it.

  9. smadgie

    Again…put a bra or some pasties on shitney. Those sag bags are pointing due south…… ickie. The shot of the back of those thighs was enough to put me off fast food ohh….forever. As stated earlier, get on with it and take a bottle with a mocha frapp.

  10. InstantAsshat-AddFame

    #58, Ivory called. They want their soapbox back.

  11. OinkOink

    SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  12. Soy

    YEP
    Elvis Lives

  13. Rosafina

    Food on her tongue, food on her shirt, freaking food on her leg… I’m not saying she’s mental or anything even though she’s retarded, but she is a PIG.

  14. Nick

    She’s a profoundly stupid person, for whom the future holds nothing but disaster.

    Also, I can see scabs on her labia.

  15. ?larry

    yep my name IS larry
    but i’m NOT That RETARDED

  16. wally

    SLOB PIG
    just need 2 condoms

  17. yukadoozer

    UNCLE!!!!! Please stop.

  18. IWONKY

    Brit, (you twit), lots of people wish you would just eat shit and die…not saying I’m one of them, but this photo looks like you’re eating shit….so that leaves just one more photo to go and you will have fulfilled the wishes of so many.

  19. Molly

    Britney needs to be locked up for awhile so she can get some mental help. She is obviously a very sick girl! Shades of Elvis! Her mother could have her committed. And she definitely needs to invest in a good uplift bra and then wear it. Panties isn’t the only thing she doesn’t wear!

  20. Jane

    She reminds me of Toot on drawn together

  21. What a complete idiot – I wish she’d freakin’ disappear.

  22. who is the ugly girl that is always with her? Britney has the wrong dog on a leash!!

  23. I feel everyone should leave Britney alone. If we all can learn to stop judging, critisize or making others look and feel bad the world would be such a better place. Think about it … Britney has come far so give her some credit and try see the best in her, that might just change her. If we buy less into the negativity of media and stop trying to put others down and we rather stay quiet then saying bad things about others the world would be also a much better place…. Allow Britney to live her life and learn from her mistakes and allow her to be herself. I am a male model and the industry is full of jelousy and compettion and it is hard. We should all try to see the best in others and try to help others to become their best. ;)

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