Britney Spears stood up her parenting coach again who is finally fed up with the singer’s behavior. This latest development adds to Britney’s legal problems in her ongoing custody battle. Yesterday Britney lost visitation rights with her kids because she couldn’t supply a contact number to the people handling her drug tests. TMZ reports:
Sources say Britney had a scheduled time to meet the coach yesterday at her Malibu home. The coach made the trek, but no Britney.
We’re told during the hearing earlier this week, the coach phoned in and asked the Commissioner if she could end the home visits, presumably because they were going nowhere.
So far, in order to keep her kids, Britney Spears has been unable to supply her phone number and be at her own house at a designated time. I could train a freaking chimp to do both those things – while juggling a chainsaw! Actually, that’s not really fair, because I could train a chimp to do a lot of things Britney does. For example: drive a car somewhat safely, eat a Chalupa, flash its genitals and, given an extra week or so, make a Top 40 pop album.
FIRST! ya infected buttholes!
That one was in honor of Fatney.
enough with this britney shit
Actually, she looks thin, but trashy.
Look at the whore with her. Hello, hanger-on.
I think I speak for everyone here when I say, no one gives a shit if you are first or second or third or 200th.
Boo
(and not the scarey ghost boo either…)
Remember when Prince Charles told Camilla he wanted to be a tampon so he could be close to her? Yeah, neither do I. Anyway, the same thing could work for that parenting coach. Except she’ll need to be a sesame seed bun.
At least she’s wearing pants.
The End…goodbye
Britney does not have time to get her kids back, she’s very busy appearing at every fast food joint and Starbucks in the greater Los Angeles area. She’s only about halfway through. She has important stuff to do, more photographers to run over.
“Actually, she looks thin”
Sorry, I ordered the special “American Woman” lens for my monitor, but it hasn’t arrived yet. So she still looks like a porker with visible cellulite.
Scroll down to her lap in the first shot where she’s eating… Looks like somebody blew a load on her shirt…
WTF I didn’t need to see these pictures once, I certainly didn’t need to see them twice. Fat little twot.
I can think of a lot more things I’d like to train a chimp to do… Or train a man to do…
The bottom line is that the kids do NOT gain anything by not having access to their mother.
They need to see her – whatever her flaws are, you can not deprive them of that
LMAO @ “thin” – yes, I think she’ll make her weight for the upcoming weightlifting competition.
…they probably wouldn’t include the pop album though. We’ve got all that covered.
Dear Miss Universe
Eat shit and die
Geez #11. I think she looks thinner than she HAS looked lately, is that better? She still has a gut and yes still has cellulite (unfortunately most women do even if they’re thin, sorry if no one does on the planet you live on). I’m not saying she looks good. Her hair still looks disgusting and she still looks like she just stepped out of the double-wide. “Seanie! I’m goin’ out for a chalupa! Set the VCR to tape my stories!!”
Of course, since she can’t see her kids, the “Seanie” part of that doesn’t ring true. But the rest does.
and by the way Miss Universe, you’re almost as pathetic as the people who say “FIRST” or “SECOND” like they won some damn prize………….losers, just like you. I bet you have pimples on your ass.
Oh, and she clearly has never seen a bra she’d dare use to restrain those floppy fun bags.
15, and why should Britney’s children need to see her? To learn how to become trailer park white trash? Or to not wear any underwear?
I wish the courts didn’t agree with #15. There’s nothing scientific or rational about that. It’s not commonsense, it’s common nonsense. There’s no magical power that good moms possess, they’re simply good people. Bad moms are damaging. Kids are better off being rid of them, if somebody a little better is available to raise them (like, say, Kevin Federline……….’s nanny). Just take the custody rights away permanently and make them very difficult to for her to get back, even in partial form. Just like the courts do all the time with dads.
@15
“the kids need to see her”
blahblahblah. actually its like this — the kids won’t lose anything if they never see her again. saves them half the embarrasment. they still gotta put up w/ kfed but as long as he won’t start taking their lunch money he can be successfully ignored.
yeah, no. even Fatney’s tardkids could see (well…if they use the internet?) that momsie has been living LARGE on fraps and wraps and…wait, what’s a word for cowfat roll that rhymes with “raps”? Other than “Queen Latifah”?
I said before she didn’t really want those kids, and she keeps proving me right.
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Open request to Britney:
Dear Brit-Brit, Please wear some hose so I don’t have to see your half-shaven, blotchy skinned legs.
Thanks and regards to the kids… oops, my bad…
ript1&0 I can’t seem to stop myself from asking “like what?” to your #14 – no pop album duly noted
Is that Ice-T taking her picture in the 5th photo?
Britney eats with her hands. Just like her children do. She looks so aloof. I wanna know what she’s on so bad I have an erection. I’d like to go on expedition to the deepest point in her mind, just to see the horror that dwells within. You know it’s bad. Then I’d end my voyage by purging myself out of her poop-chute.
again as red puts it Dumbass britney knows she don’t want kids oh is true is damn true
She has a nice bod, but it could be totally amazing if she’d actually learn how to eat right. She totally asbotages herself with her horrible diet, ciggies and the booze. She just is depressed and does not care. Poor spoiled baby.
Now, now. Let’s all calm down and stop blaming poor miss Spears and start blaming the real culprit here…..the south.
I don’t like to judge large groups of people based on stereotypes but God Damn! I’ve known four different girls from different parts of the south. One lost all three of her kids to her husband. The second lost one of her two kids. A third has some major “daddy” issues and the last one was pretty normal. Other than the fact that she had this thing for Tarantula’s. still even a habitual gambler will tell you one out of four is not good.
Screw a superfence across the border of Mexico Let’s build a fence across Kentucky!
WTF is wrong with this woman? WTF is on her tongue? Gross!!! I lost my appetite. Good thing I already ate. Oh, maybe that’s why I lost my appetite.
This girl is beyond GROSS
Hate to clue you, but REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES!!! I’m sure you’ve never realized that, being all caught up in fantasies of sharing a vomit-kiss with one of the Victoria’s Secret clothes hangers.
That cross that she wears looks oddly like the one Sarah Michelle Gellar wore in Cruel Intentions… Anyone check it for coke?
Just when you think the dumb bitch couldn’t get any lower, she breaks out a shovel and starts digging. Either she does not love the kids or she is having the “Michael Jackson I didn’t get a childhood so I am going to be a freak to make up for it” psychotic episode.
Karma, where are you???
As if looking at Britney wasn’t bad enough, now we are forced to look at her fugly-ass troll of a sidekick. I think I’m gonna boot…No seriously…
“As if looking at Britney wasn’t bad enough, now we are forced to look at her fugly-ass troll of a sidekick. I think I’m gonna boot…No seriously…” lisped TS, after spanking it frantically while staring at the sidekick’s butt shot.
@28 – Dude, seriously, if I started listing all the things.. well … this would turn into one of those porn sites that you are never ever supposed to nagivate away from!
Sigh.. I don’t know. I seriously think she is just screwing up on purpose or something. Life is one big F*cking joke to her. I don’t know anyone who has that many chances at life than she does.
Don’t give this bitch anymore visitational rights!
I’ve figured out what this bitch’s problem is. She wants a career so bad and thinks kids will just get in the way. Both the kids were accidents and Britney wants nothing to do with them because she’s focused on actually becoming someone important again. Dear Britney, your career is over. Time to be a mom and maybe take a part time job at Starbucks. Oh wait, that’ll never work. They wouldnt have enough coffee for the customers.
Jesus christ, anyone ever wonder why there are so many beaner photogs?
This bitch doesn’t want her kids & obviously doesn’t care about them. All she does is drink, eat, and sleep. she doesn’t want to be a mother–she wants her days back when she was a real poptart, etc. (about 6 years ago.)
To late for that, bitch! Now she’s just a lard-ass sow, slugging down fraps and fast food. She’s pitiful and ugly and nuts.
Does she not wash her hair, it looks disgusting.
just give it up britbrit….obviously this isn’t workin out
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well there’s todays freakin newsflash, Brit’s still fkn STUPID, well DUH !!!!