Britney Spears is just sad

August 15th, 2007 // 86 Comments
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Britney Spears’ old nannies are coming forward with stories about Britney, and apparently before Jayden was born, Britney would regularly ask one of her nannies to sleep in the same bed as her and Sean. Additionally, Britney would also drink around her kids and strip down in front of staff and nannies. A former staffer tells Us:

“At first, the drinks would help her loosen up and not be so angry. But she’d inevitably drink too much and be out of it, at which point the nannies would take care of the kids.”

And multiple sources confirm Spears’ exhibitionist streak: “She’ll strip down in front of staff, nannies, whomever,” says one. “She’ll ask, ‘Do I look sexy? Do I look pretty?’ She’s extremely insecure.”

As former caretakers tell Us, being on the Spears payroll requires much more than childcare experience. “She just cares about whether they’re young and fun and like to drink and party,” says a source: “She hires people to be her friends.”

It was funny at first, but now I actually feel sorry for her. If she hadn’t made $100 gazillion when she was younger, she’d probably be stripping or in porn right now. Which sounds funny, but, well, yeah I guess that is kind of funny. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah, yesterday I had ice cream!


  1. whackjob

    yeah, poor brit. The best thing she could do is sober up, grow up, stay out of the public eye for five-ten years and take care of her kids.

    Figure the odds of that happening.

    My guess is nine posts per week on here until the one where we read about her pain being so great she offed herself.

    Lessee, sober up or die….hmmm, what a dilemma

  2. notabastard

    i’d be her friend for free.

  3. Quagmire

    Paying for friends is one step away from paying for sex. I’ll do the dirty deed to her. Fat chicks need loving too, but they gotta pay for it.

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  5. Natty

    Is anyone else starting to see a correlation between Brit and the infamous Anna Nicole? It’s like they are STARVING for attention (while hopped up on drugs) and there is just no satisfying their desire to be liked… but that’s just me.

  6. Laugh out loud

    Hey 53…..
    Giggety!

    #52….
    I’d give you a week before you run screaming from her presence. Jesus I knew someone exactly like her, and she was EXHAUSTING.

  7. jrzmommy

    Judy– “Most people who were raised in a trailer
    park were children of poor parents” NO SHIT! You mean, there aren’t any mega-billionaires living in trailer parks? DUH! Say it with me, Jude, DUH!

  8. kate

    the poor sweetie! K-fed, get your kids away from her.

  9. hailey

    #56 yes. crazy bitches are, especially overbearing ones like what Britney seems like. those kids are gonna need therapy.

  10. Italian Stallion

    Those kids were screwed when they were Kevins sperm, now that they came out of this douchebag, they are just fucked…………

  11. She is supposed to open up LAX in Vegas at the Luxor Aug. 31st! I can’t believe she’s letting these people publisice this and then she’s gonna blow them off! Personally with her horrid publicity lately I’m surprised that LAX is gonna screw themselves like that and let this stupid, ugly, fat, insane, hasbeen, etc… open there club. What an embarassment. In fact i’m gonna call the Luxor now and ask them if there crazy!!! YOU GUYS should too! THERE NUMBER IS (702) 262-4444

  12. Karen

    At first I was thinking that the media should ditch her and follow the real Celebs …the people worth reading about …but then who would protect her poor children? At least with cameras following them, CPS can keep an eye on Sean Preston and Jayden James!!

  13. julie

    On another website that deals with legal issues, it says that none of this new stuff has anything to do with the custody case because it happened before the divorce. The only thing that matters now are things that happened since the divorce. So all this old stuff is just taking up space on the internet and means nothing.

  14. BaldAsBritney

    Exremely insecure? How is that possible? I mean god, she married K Fed for fucksakes. Not just anybody could score a primo husband like that.

  15. cocainomanus

    Evrehbodhe–
    When are we going to converge, and have KELLI’s FUNERAL?

    I’m in the middle of Howie Stern’s “Miss America” and a funeral would be FUN.
    FRIST-posters should commemorate her.
    Where DID Angry Ferret Jones go, btw? Jail again?

  16. maxsolomon

    i drink in front of my kids too. kids suck – they force you to drink.

  17. U gotta feel bad 4 the girl, I mean she became famous at a young age, never had a normal life and she’s a gotdamn hillbilly!! And on top of that she’s got k-fuck after her dough! But having said that I must admit da bitch is nuts and I don’t mean the one’s I got swingin’.

    Peace out ya bitches!!!

  18. ShesHideous

    Trying to change a diaper while Britney is walking around with her nipples dragging on the floor…….just couldn’t do it. Unless she paid me 100 gazillion dollars.

  19. amodgrl

    On a serious note, because this is seriously getting so sad! Her reality is distorted. It’s her parents fault same as with Lindsay Lohan. Stage parents who market and promote their children for money should be held accountable. The Disney Machine also takes advantage of these children without picking up the pieces for them when they fall apart. It’s all about money, just like prostitution and just as harmful.

  20. UNCLE NED

    So they do exist, after all? And worth millions in a custody-battle?

  21. kelsey

    I know it’s mean to say, but her kids just don’t look right. Obviously it’s not their fault – I mean look their parents. Did anyone consider that maybe Kevin isn’t the daddy? Brit is a total ho bag. She probably doesn’t even know who the daddy is.

  22. kbcan

    I never got the feeling that her folks were stage-parents and forced her into anything. But rather, Britney has always been a HUGE attention-seeker and she wanted to be in the limelight. Makes perfect sense as she still has to be photographed by the paps all the time. She can’t even be bothered to be a full-time mother to her kids because she can’t stand being in the background.

  23. dan

    i do not feel sorry for her. she is the epitome of trash.

    although, i do feel sorry for the kids. it appears unlikely that k-fed will get full custody of the kids. because of that, they are in clear and present danger in the presence of their trashed out mother.

  24. OMFG, that bitch’s kidnapped Ralph Wiggum!

  25. Funny, we have to take tests to drive a car but a human being can be handed over and we’re on our way (however most of us succeed at being a parent). She’s got no clue how to be a mother. My neighbours dog turds are more equipped for the job.

  26. SeanPrestonAt 26

    DuhhhhhDuhhhhhDuhhhhhhDooooop.

  27. JaydenJamesAt26

    Mumma wets me dink the cherry coke and puts in my baba O.K. by by now.

  28. Brit-Brit's Vajay-jay Handler

    SHE’S NOT A HILLBILLY. SHE’S CAJUN. THAT MAY BE TECHNICALLY CONSIDERED, “SWAMP-BILLY” BUT I NEED TO LOOK THAT UP….

  29. Remember when Britney went on tv and bawled her brains out?

    http://www.medicinefilms.com/player.php?clip_id=186231

    Now she doesn’t even seem to care about anything anymore.

    poor Jayden and whatever that other kid’s name was. (I dont think even Britney remembers).

  30. brit friend

    I’d be Britney’s friend and party with her. I think she’s nice.

  31. M.

    it sounds to me like she has narcissistic personality disorder (NPD). according to wikipedia-

    At least five of the following are necessary for a diagnosis (as with many DSM diagnoses, they must form a pervasive pattern; for example, a person who shows these criteria only in one or two relationships or situations would not properly be diagnosed with NPD):
    has a grandiose sense of self-importance
    is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
    believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by other special people
    requires excessive admiration
    strong sense of entitlement
    takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
    lacks empathy
    is often envious or believes others are envious of him or her
    arrogant affect.

    it sounds like we have a winner!

  32. PC

    I’d say most celebrities could be diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Don’t those criteria scream Lindsay Lohan? Paris Hilton? Paula Abdul? Catherine Zeta Jones?

  33. Mike

    What an endless freakin’soap opera CARTOON…

    OOPS! SHE DID IT AGAIN!

    Die druggie moooooooooo cows, DIE! DIE!! DIE!!!!!!!

  34. HOLLYmorningWOOD

    Nice forehead – what’s playing at the drive-in tonight? Butt-ugly hoe…

  35. Cathy Friberg

    Minnesota-august 20.2007 7:30 AM.

    You have all missed the point. Britney is a very sick woman, she exhibits all the classic Symptoms of Bipolar disorder(formely known as Manic Depression). She needs psychatric help, not to be mocked by people who truly don’t understand. I think I know what I’m talking about I also suffer from this horrible desease.

  36. Tommy

    Britney……Asians still love you…… come to japan,philippines,china,malaysia,india, indonisia,thailand,vitnam,taiwan,korea,bangladesh,,,,,,, this country stiil likes you….. come to Asia and make this huge fans of yours proud of you…. do it britney……….. you are still hot here……… never mind those rumors…… they are dream stiller’s ……….. and make your billion dollar here in asia… go britney…….. sour like an eagle………. avoid those chickens………..

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