Britney Spears’ old nannies are coming forward with stories about Britney, and apparently before Jayden was born, Britney would regularly ask one of her nannies to sleep in the same bed as her and Sean. Additionally, Britney would also drink around her kids and strip down in front of staff and nannies. A former staffer tells Us:
“At first, the drinks would help her loosen up and not be so angry. But she’d inevitably drink too much and be out of it, at which point the nannies would take care of the kids.”
And multiple sources confirm Spears’ exhibitionist streak: “She’ll strip down in front of staff, nannies, whomever,” says one. “She’ll ask, ‘Do I look sexy? Do I look pretty?’ She’s extremely insecure.”
As former caretakers tell Us, being on the Spears payroll requires much more than childcare experience. “She just cares about whether they’re young and fun and like to drink and party,” says a source: “She hires people to be her friends.”
It was funny at first, but now I actually feel sorry for her. If she hadn’t made $100 gazillion when she was younger, she’d probably be stripping or in porn right now. Which sounds funny, but, well, yeah I guess that is kind of funny. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah, yesterday I had ice cream!
FIRST BITCHES!
wow
Give it another 10 years, it’s not going to get prettier.
You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park outta the girl..
Any one surprised at this new revelation?
DAMN IT I’m never first
in that picture, Ms Spears looks like Rosie O’Donnell would look if she were younger and thinner.
She has lost it. I cant even believe I am saying it, but I actually think that the kids would be better off with Kevin. One of them dying in her care is inevitable.
This hillbillie’s career is as good as zero. All she can hope for now is to live off the tabloids.
I’m not surprised about the “she pays people to be her friends” revelation. SAD.
If I were her I’d slap my mama too, they turned her out at like 15 and now she’s screwed up for the rest of her life.
If Bite Me and Victor are going to hook up right in front of us, I might as well show you what FRIST and I were doing last night…
“Hey, ya’ll…hold mah bay-bee…I wanna show ya’ll these little ol’ hairs I got growin’ in mah ass crack.”
I wouldnt mind being one of her caretakers…free 4pm stripshow…usually I have to pay for that. Although it would look roughly the same as watching a monkey piss in its own mouth at the zoo
Cute kid, though. Poor little s.o.b.
This is very, very sad.
Maybe she’s like this BECAUSE she made $100 gazillion when she was younger? From people who told her she was sexy and pretty? I’m just saying’s'all…
seriously #4, like we’ve never seen that before.
She can pay me to be her friend. Wait… nevermind shes crazy.
Jeb Bush has given pretty much the same description for growing up with mom Barbara. He says George squints so much because he has vivid memories of all the nudity.
I still don’t care. I feel for the lonely people, but, it’s obvious this girl’s only motive in life has been to be pretty, be noticed and be in the public eye, to be an attention whore.
I’m sure everyone that surrounded her since birth has been telling her “Oh, you’re so pretty, you’re so this and that” and her parents fed her that crap too, let her quit school and she never learned a god-damned thing about real life and real education.
Sorry, we are all response-able. We get what we choose to get in life. If she hasn’t got any friends it’s probably because she alienated everyone with her “I’m first; notice me; me, me, me” attitude. People like her are a dime a dozen and I avoid them like the plague.
She never learned to be anything but a stupid bag of skin to be flaunty and fluffy and nothing be a dingbat. I’ll send her a blessing for being human, but I don’t feel sorry for her AT ALL.
BUT, that’s just me.
No…if she hadn’t made $100 gazillion when she was younger, she wouldn’t have any friends today!
#20, that was funny!!
Jayden is very cute. Although he’s one of those kids that you can kind of tell what they’re going to look like as adults. I keep imagining a very large man (think Newman from Seinfeld), bowl cut, wolfing down a plate of wings.
18 – willtherealvictorpleasestandup
I was thinking the SAME THING. See, that’s the direct result of the society suffering from “nothing new here” syndrome. A little originality folks please.
Britney Spears will be the reason that parents are going to have to be licensed in the future. Some people just shouldn’t reproduce, because they are not mentally ready for the responsibility.
Britney Spears pulls the Kurt Cobain in 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 ….
This poor kid looks dirty and is in line at the welfare office with his crackwhore mother in Fontana
Ya know, if we just did away with the 2 boys right now the whole Britney story would be cleaner and easier to laugh at without feeling bad. Besides, between genetics and parenting, these 2 are doomed to miserable lives. Maybe the most humane thing to do is to make sure their suffering doesn’t go on for a needlessly long time. Just sayin. (Should I drive the van over? Yes?)
You know folks, I noticed that although FISH has been lacking and PEREZ has more posts, the mental atmosphere here is so much better. PEREZ is full if little baby teenyboppers.
Take a look, go check it out. Read the “posters” and tell me they don’t all sound like 12-16 year old dingalings.
I hope to God those kids get taken away from her. NOW.
I’ve seen her acting chops. If she was in porn, everybody would watch her stuff because she’s Britney, but she’d never be able to take a cumload in the face convincingly. She’s just that bad an actress.
I just read at that Britney will be performing at the MTV Music Video Awards in Las Vegas on September 9th. I bet she’ll run off with some random guy to get married in a drive-thru chapel at the time she’s supposed to be on stage shaking her talentless fat ass.
Eventually the truth will come out!
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Shallow Val : Response-able? (When pontificating to the extreme you did, use spell check.)
I can’t believe people even feel bad for her anymore. I don’t. Give K-Fed the kids and move on. Get a job at Wal-mart maybe.
The girl has mental problems brought on by being treated like a trained dog in her child years. She has zero social skills and has the mind of a 7 year old
You know, I think she really doesn’t want those kids. Their just getting in the way of her partying. If K-fag takes them, then she cane blame it on him and get the publics sympathy while she goes around whoring it up
I don’t care. I still hate Kevin Federline. He’s a dirty gold-digger. Always was, always will be. Did Britney listen when the whole world was trying to tell her? Nooo, she just said, “Sperm, get in my belly!”
I guess a dad who leaves the mother of his first two children for you is a great catch. Especially when he’s done his job of impregnating the money train.
They are BOTH sacks of crap. Poor fucking kids.
(totally true Shallow Val @20)
33 – “Shallow Val : Response-able? (When pontificating to the extreme you did, use spell check.)”
I don’t need spell check. I went to fucking school. (rolls up sleeves)
OK, douche bag, here it goes. I hate fighting on the Fish but you called me out. I wrote it ON PURPOSE. Use the little noggin someone gave you and step into the realm of alternative thought. Like the word “dis-ease.”
She is response-able. She is “able” to “respond” in other ways, other than the way she is responding to sitches in her life. (sitches = situations). It’s a play on words, you dumb, narrow-minded, idjit. (spelled like that ON PURPOSE). Don’t tangle with Shallow Val she can do this alllllll daaaaaay.
Open your mind.
The bad part of this story is “At first, the drinks would help her…not be so angry.” She’s a bad mom because she thought she was living out a fantasy (married, starting a family) but now she hates the kids for existing at all (and for changing her body and giving her a big c-section scar, and all that). That’s not going to be fixed. She needs to lose custody. No kid should grow up with a mom who’s angry at them for existing.
Thank you Hemlock Queen.
See even THE QUEEN can see to my bloody cleverness.
Anyone who calls themselves “DieKrazyKuntee” has serious identity issues.
I feel zero sympathy for that moron, but I just want to cry when I see her kids. They are so innocent and helpless and imagine how her dysfunction will affect them as they grow up around her. K-Fed is just as bad so these poor children are doomed. Maybe a nice childless couple could adopt them.
who the F**K cares. i mean really.
do you actually give a shit what
this person does??
pathetic
Somebody named veggi (#12) is shooting a banana out of her ass into the mouth of somebody named FRIST (or vice versa, who knows, I’m still a little hypnotized by that link.) How can we possibly be arguing about spell-checking?
Can somebody kidnap those boys already, get them in Witness Protection or something? Rename ‘em Mike and Dave and let them grow up in the midwest somwhere? I mean, SOMETHING. Child services is useless, useless, useless. Save the little boys!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20267919/from/RS.2/
28. I’d rather eat my own eyeballs than go to Perez.
33. I liked the use of “response-able” – it was like should we respond (i.e. point and laugh) or be responsible? Not really a rock and a hard place for me – I’d rather laugh my ass off at this mess of human being any day of the week. It ain’t my fault she’s like this, I never gave her a penny.
37. Sorry dude, i didn’t refresh b4 posting. (Didn’t know you’d already said it)
Where can I get a job being her assistant?
I wish she’d hire me to tap that ass.
46 – mywellrehearsedmistake
Hey, that’s cool, that means it was a kowinkydink that we used the same word combo.
SEE?!??!! someone else used response-able. I love smart people.
(sticks tongue out at DieKrazeeKunti and flips it the bird)
I have to agree with 28 on the Perez thing. This fat little knob gobbler is SO proud of his sexuality to the point of trying to out celbrities that don’t even need outing. Christ, let them do it on thier own. Personally, I’m thinking he is trying to turn every “tweener” out there into a fag hag. All of this I wouldn’t mind, if only the rump ranger could spell. Christ, the fucking turd burgler needs to go back to english class. I may not be the greatest, but that little pooper poker posts for a living!