Britney Spears is in the studio, mostly playing with buttons

Britney Spears is in the studio working on her new album “with a team of top-notch producers and songwriters,” according to her manager Larry Rudolph. He also shared the following insights on Britney’s creative process with People:

“She’s like, ‘I want to go to the studio because I want to have some fun’ and that’s what it’s all about. There’s no schedule, there’s no agenda, there’s no anything. She is just enjoying herself.”
In the studio, “She’s giggly,” he added. “Some days she’ll go in and get nothing done. Some times she’ll just play around a little bit.”

In other words, Britney Spears plays with LEGOs on the couch while an entire team of professionals tries to make it look she can sing. Why do they even invite her to the studio? I’d just call her up one morning and say, “Hey, look, you’ve got an album coming out.” To which she’ll reply: “I love brownies!” And then we’ll watch it climb the charts. The End.