Britney Spears is in a bikini. I don’t believe it.

August 18th, 2009 // 67 Comments

For the third day in a row, Britney Spears slapped on a bikini yesterday and hit up the pool at the Ritz Carlton hotel which is, of course, encased by the paparazzi. So what’s going on here? Did she forget she lives in a giant mansion with a pool? I’m not trying to be mean or anything. I just assume Britney generally forgets a lot of things like her kids’ names. And that quarters aren’t food.

Britney in a Bikini: Day 1
Britney in a Bikini: Day 2

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  1. quik

    HOT !

  2. Randal

    Britney, you look great and have done a great job in turning yourself around. Hope all is well with you and your family.

    Randal

  3. Who cares

    Holy crap. I think she actually washed her hair today.

  4. Deacon Jones

    I like pic #10. For a number of reasons…

  5. farles chew

    Look Superficial Writer, I don’t email you bikini pics of MY mom, so quit posting pictures of yours.

  6. Taz

    2 kids later she looks just fine

  7. Joe Blow

    I would plow that bitch’s field. Hard.

  8. DCMikeRotch

    Before every public appearance, she shits out $12.75. Her bathroom sounds like a slot machine.

  9. timbo

    Britney’s body looks like she could play linebacker for da Bears.

    One of the few times that I thought an orange Lohan looked better than Brit.

  10. sam

    Britney in a Bikiki!! I don’t really care at all anymore, ever since the schoolgirl video its been all downhill with her.

  11. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    I guess she’s trying to start a new look..bikinis and motherhood. Better than bald and cracked out.

  12. Tanzarian

    ::yawn:: Too many days in a row.

  13. cherry

    ENOUGH!!!!!

  14. blp

    She should wear bikinis every day now she looks that good.

  15. I dont blame brit brit, that heat in the east is getting silly…

  16. Chef

    pic 13 show she do blow!

  17. kris

    Sorry guys I don’t care how much she looks cleaned up I still think she is an idiot, she always looks sloppy and her posture is terrible, and her stupid tattoos that she is trying to show off pleeeze!

  18. Tom K

    What NFL team does he play for? Oh wait that’s Britney, showing off her big linebacker shoulders. I miss the old hot, toned, nice legs, scarless Britney.

  19. Josh

    I think kim kardashian wore that same bikini once.

  20. She’s working with a lil something.

  21. telly

    Picture 15
    What the fuck happened to that kid’s hair?

  22. I think with regular massage therapy it could help her smooth out the rough spots left over from having the kids.

  23. Willie Dixon

    She has the thighs of a rhinoceros.

  24. JEFF

    NO CLOSE UP PICTURES OF CROTCH / ASS, NO CARE!

  25. topless

    Guarantee her snatch stinks like rotten nightcrawlers. She looks like an overstuffed sausage casing – NASTY BITCH!!

  26. Nameless

    Her foot to ass ratio still makes her look thick but thick isn’t necessarily bad.

  27. PalmSpringsLover

    Post the pictures of the lady that you spend the night with, if you even have one, and I am sure that Brit looks better that 99% of them.

  28. Fuck you

    #26 & 27 is why this site needs to use IP bans.

  29. PalmSpringsLover

    I would do her every day of the week and twice on Sundays

  30. Fred The Furd

    Oh I like this girl I LIKE THIS GIRL!! Let me tell you now we have something here, now we have a wild masterbation session like the old days with your neighbors blinds open and her thong jumping around her bed. Now we can whip our dicks into a frenzy frantically flipping our spew over and over reeling in bikini heaven oh gimme more hit me jism one more time. Lusty Curvy Vixen Of Shameless Exposure my incessant wanking yeilds to your greatass showing. THREE glorious days of tits and ass strutting all over just like the days of old shave your head insanity, I like this chick. Three days in a bikini needs to be banged what a good girl doesn’t slob the knob of every slob with a job.

  31. kate

    Anyone who is bashing the way she looks is fucking delusional. She’s a normal, healthy, athletic weight and looks like a normal woman, not one of those skinny, heroine/coke chic hollywood tarts. She’s just a normal sized woman that looks like she works out consistantly and is nice and toned with no bulge. She looks great and I know a lot of women, in fact most women in the US, would kill to have a body like that and most men would sleep with her in a second. Just because she doesn’t look like an anorexic model, does not make her fat and people who are calling her fat, are just fucking delusional and stupid as hell and deserve a good bitch slap for being so stupid. She looks great. Leave her be.

  32. She’s never gonna be “the skinny girl.” She’s missing the gene. Some people look like gazelles and some look like water buffalos. She’s clearly bovine in this scenario. She doesn’t look BAD–she’s just not svelte sexy. Whatever.

    Isn’t she non-news yet???

  33. ICA42

    Her bikini looks like one of those hidden number color blindness things

  34. Randal's Rectum

    Brit Brit looking as wonderful as ever. Word to the wise Brit, coming from your neighbor out back. Mowing the front yard may be a temporary solution, but nothing beats a little “waxing” to the beat, and I “taint” steering you wrong. Enough with the yucks beautiful Brit. Keep on keeping on, you “charmin” thing you. Well, off to a quilting bee. Two ply stitched with love.

    Randal’s Rectum

  35. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    This is getting boring. Day after day of a woman knocking at middle age, the sag already starting.

  36. No Fuck You

    @ 28 Yeah I agree include your name on that list, asswad.

  37. Rasputins Liver

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    AAARRRRRGH!

    GROSS!!

    Good god that silly, vacuous no-talent is grotesque!

    People wanna see a REAL woman, check out the great British actress…

    HELEN MIRREN

    …in a bikini.

    At age….64!

    http://binside.typepad.com/binside_tv/images/2008/07/17/helen_mirren_bikini.jpg

    Now…THAT…is a real woman, classy and aging very well indeed! Helen looks a 1000 times better, fitter, sexier than Twatney any damned day!

    AND….she’s smart, down to earth, whereas Twatney’s a narcissistic, talentless, dullard bitch.

    Nuff said.

    .

  38. Rasputins Liver

    .

    AAARRRRRGH!

    GROSS!!

    Good god that silly, vacuous no-talent is grotesque!

    People wanna see a REAL woman, check out the great British actress…

    HELEN MIRREN

    …in a bikini.

    At age….64!

    http://binside.typepad.com/binside_tv/images/2008/07/17/helen_mirren_bikini.jpg

    Now…THAT…is a real woman, classy and aging very well indeed! Helen looks a 1000 times better, fitter, sexier than Twatney any damned day!

    AND….she’s smart, down to earth, whereas Twatney’s a narcissistic, talentless, dullard bitch.

    Nuff said.

    .

  39. Iambananas

    For the third day in a row, she wears the most adorable bikinis! She looks hot! Great comeback.

  40. now full

    I just want her to have bigger boobs.

  41. now full

    I just want her to have bigger boobs.

  42. She inherited those big Italian thighs.

  43. Rasputins Liver

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    God, folks.

    Check out Twatney’s cellulite belly and French fry thunder thighs!

    And look at that nasty bitch look on her fugly face.

    Only the very desperate would want to pork or munch out that stink footed, fish smelling twated, ciggie breathed country-ghetto, neanderbilly moron.

    .

  44. Rasputins Liver

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    God, folks.

    Check out Twatney’s cellulite belly and French fry thunder thighs!

    And look at that nasty bitch look on her fugly face.

    Only the very desperate would want to pork or munch out that stink footed, fish smelling twated, ciggie breathed country-ghetto, neanderbilly moron.

    .

  45. Dave

    That is 100% tap-worthy. I’d totally hop on top.

  46. ceegee

    Why does her kid still have a pacifier in its mouth??? Good job raising those kids.

  47. clpierced

    Brit Brat seriously i love you, i like to dance to your music drunk at bars and act like a classy whore, but please change that bikini. maybe a halter top to pull brit #1 and brit #2 together. cleavage in bikinis is hot. show it off.

  48. joho777

    Thank, superficial. Exactly what I was thinking.

    Britney Spears lives in a mansion in Calabasas which has a large swimming pool. So why does she drive all the way to Marina Del Rey to hang around a swimming pool?

    And why hasn’t anyone ever interviewed her? Is it because she can’t construct a coherent sentence??

  49. Nameless

    She’s at the Ritz cause someone in her camp finally figured out that every time a story or some pic of her make it onto the net. She earns another million.

    If would agree to pick up and eat the floating “snicker bar” in the pool in front of the paps, BS would earn enough to buy her own hotel.

  50. Unfit_Brit

    Do those kids even know that she is their “mommy”? They probably just think she’s the crazy Aunt that comes around once in a while and that she smells like cigarettes and cheap booze.

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