Britney Spears is in a bikini. I don’t believe it.

The Superficial | August 18, 2009 - 4:00 pm

For the third day in a row, Britney Spears slapped on a bikini yesterday and hit up the pool at the Ritz Carlton hotel which is, of course, encased by the paparazzi. So what’s going on here? Did she forget she lives in a giant mansion with a pool? I’m not trying to be mean or anything. I just assume Britney generally forgets a lot of things like her kids’ names. And that quarters aren’t food.

Britney in a Bikini: Day 1
Britney in a Bikini: Day 2