Britney Spears has awesome priorities

January 15th, 2008 // 117 Comments

After Britney Spears left the courthouse yesterday and was supposedly freaked out by the paparazzi, she headed to the Gaucho Grill in San Fernando with Sam Lufti and Adnan Ghalib. Britney could’ve taken the private entrance to the restaurant but instead used the escalator swarmed with paps, according to TMZ.

You’ll also notice Britney is wearing her wedding dress – again. Apparently Saturday wasn’t enough. Some say she’s trying to send a message that she wants to marry Adnan Ghalib. I disagree. If Britney really wanted to announce her plans, she’d write it in pudding on her bare chest. She may have gone Hollywood, but deep down she’s still a Southern belle.

Photos: Flynet

  1. Annabel

    And this is surprising because…

  2. theboss

    she shouldnt have her kids. she doesnt seem to care, which is fucked up. if you are going to have children at least be responisble for them. what a loser. anyone who defends this creep is moron.

  3. my comment

    I hope they marry and have babies and divorce and fight over the kids.

  4. Conscience Found

    Jesus wants you to stop hurting with words.

  5. Hoplie

    He’s wearing a nice shirt, that’s all I have to say.

  6. Hoplie

    He’s wearing a nice shirt, that’s all I have to say.

  7. LayDeeBug

    She and Vince McMahon are said to be totally compatible. Huge egos, crazy, inability to accept no for an answer, crazy…..

  8. GirlyGirl

    I bet Britney has stinky feet!

  9. TT

    The girl is just fucking crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. D. Richards (skullfucker)

    I would fuck them both, right up the skull.


    I saw her profile on and there are some wild pics too. i don’t know, but it looks real to me. check it out.

  11. time

    Everyone please stop ignoring her and anyone that has anything to do with her.

  12. my comment

    She’s got some really unfortunate legs.

    His hair isn’t any better either. To say nothing of the brown stripe down his chin.

  13. G

    That is not her wedding dress

  14. Shallow Val

    4- Jesus is dead, didn’t ya hear? I happened about 1,974 years ago. Yeah it was big news; lots of people were upset.

  15. LadyJane

    Anyone started the bets on when she offs herself?

  16. joeypants

    Adnan looks like he’s trying out for the role of Zach Morris… what a fucking douche.

  17. Spazz

    Classy couple.

  18. Thomas

    Tee, double are, aye, ess, see, ayeshe. TRRASCH!!!

  19. Shallow Val

    15 – I won’t bet because she won’t do it. She is too much in love with herself. She wants to see what happens next. She is her number one fan. SHE will do nothing to herself.

    Now, whether she drives into a pole or off the PCH, or maybe od’s by accident, well I’ll take THAT bet. What kind of odds you offering, 15?

  20. TS

    Val, that was classic. People in my office are looking at me wondering why I am laughing at my computer screen.

  21. Auntie Kryst

    I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m sick of all this Britney shit. The selfish little fucktard is beyond help, and I couldn’t care less about her. Who gives a shit where she ate lunch? Man, I’m bored. I’ll just go ahead and call Conscience Found a dumbass. Hey #4, you’re a dumbass.

  22. Spazz

    Why does she wear those shitty extensions all the time.
    Let’s see her bald dome! WTF Shittney, why did you shave it if you aren;t gonna show it?

    I am tired of ‘The Predator’ look – your stylist called and wants you to flaunt the cue ball.

  23. Gerald_Tarrant

    #4 – And here all along I thought Jesus wanted me to stop hurting women with my extremely large cock. Oh well, I guess I got the message wrong so I’ll just keep on pounding.

  24. Britney is such a loser! She’s nothing at all! You know, becomes the most favorite online lesbian dating service recently. You can join free to post your Ads and enjoy more!!

  25. That dress is fucking hideous. If she got married in that, no wonder the fuck he left her..

  26. Concience Found

    Auntie – my heart goes out to you. bless you.

    you are like a wounded pigeon without a home, just lashing out in the cold rain.

    it must have taken a lot to freeze your heart over. Only Jesus can save you from what you have become.

  27. One more thing…the death pool? It’s going to be within a year. She’s 26 now? They all die when they’re 27. Check it..

  28. Spazz

    Fuck you trolls. Keep your shitty lesbian yak porn dating sites to yourselves. Asshats. Do you actually get paid to try and get one of us to follow your fucked up links? Sucks to be you, troll.

  29. dotmm

    Amazing…I saw she had a personal blog on with her hot pictures and blogs, a private site for diversely ethnic singles. The blog is updated very often. I think it may be ture.

  30. gotmilk?

    i’m sure that was someone’s wedding dress, just not hers. it is, however, just one of the many gettups in her endless supply of lace shirts/dresses. she is singlehandedly trying to get lace to make a comeback & it’s pretty sad. now you KNOW she’s crazy.

  31. Lolita

    Must…control…urge…to…kick her square in the twat. Hard.

  32. Hecubus

    That guy looks like he lost his chin in an accident and they had to replace it with a dead stripper’s vagina.

  33. Shallow Val

    20 – your welcome. It’s been like 7 months since I made anyone laugh, to I thank YOU! About the office laugh, I LOVE when that happens to me. I usually start to cough to mask the laughter.

  34. Doomhammer

    Looks like somebody has been clothes and pinky ring shopping with Brits charge cards. What a fucking douche.

  35. Tamara

    That’s actually not her wedding dress. Her wedding gown had a cut-out in the front part (and the back) and was low-cut. This is another tacky white dress.

    Why were news sources stating that Britney didn’t show up at the Little Brown Church yesterday to get married? Wouldn’t that be impossible given that charmer she’s with is still married to another woman?

  36. D. Richards (Lord.)

    Good god. Not only does master Dick have clones, but one of the fucking clones appears to be one of those ‘’ scumbags. Great. Just fucking great.

    ‘Skull fucker’. Seems appropriate enough. But why do people feel the need to be Dick Richards?

    I know he’s the coolest kid in school. He may be hung, and he always says the right thing (to get in to your panties). He’s an astronaunt-anal-rapist. A cowboy. A clergyman. Dick even owns a couple of slaves. He’s everything. And I know he’s unbelievably righteous. But. There’s only one Dick Dicks everyone. And you’re not him. Best go on about your lives.

  37. Shallow Val

    23 – Ohhhhhh, God bless you. I wanna be hurt like THAT!!!

  38. gotmilk?

    4, Jesus wants you to shut the fuck up.

  39. Gerald_Tarrant

    I agree, that’s not a wedding dress. That’s just a regular shopping dress. Her wedding dress is made from the finest blue denim. Dang y’all.

    For the record, I would love to just punch Brit in the vajayjay and scream at her like a boot camp instructor to a teen on Jerry Springer.

    Hey and what happened to the other Spears slut? DNA testing 200 guys is more complicated than expected?

  40. Please tell me this woman doesn’t have a stylist.
    Or a personal trainer.
    She has the most unfortunately looking calves.

  41. Clem

    That bloke thinks he’s Peter Andre…not a cool look. It is a cool look if you want to look like a greasy fashion victim but then that isn’t a good look.

  42. The Office Whore

    Jesus is DEAD?!?!?!?! Well, slap me silly and hide my clothes!..

  43. D. Richards (Atheist.)

    #4? What do you think Jesus would do in regards to abortion clinic bombings?

    Words. Yes, stop the hate.. Words kill.

  44. Martha

    Poor Britney! She just wants to be happy and loved, and everyone continues to use and abuse her. I fear that she will be driven to suicide by all the heartless people who condemn her, while exploiting her. But I pray that one day she can start her life over again, and make real choices that result in peace and contentment.

  45. Doomhammer

    Jesus hates all you rotten bastards and he said you were all going to hell.

    And apparently if I drop kick one more kitten, Im on the list too.

  46. The Office Whore

    Martha…. she’s gonna look like a piece of a continent.. wait, did I read that wrong?

  47. woodhorse

    @4 Jesus told me to tell you to shut up. Then I told Jesus that I am not the remote control and he can just deliver his own messages. Then Jesus said he doesn’t want to talk to you and went back to mowing the lawn.

  48. Smom

    She needs to move to a foreign country and hope her children don’t grow up and realize that they are genetically connected to her. She is MESSED up! The best thing for these sweet babies is to be taken away from her. Let’s just hope that K-Fed has his stuff straight. When you have kids, it’s time to grow up and be a freaking parent! This is just a train wreck…and the tragedy will be the children. Bless their little hearts. :(

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  50. woodhorse

    @27 FRIST ~ Jesus also told me that the first round of drinks is on you.

    @43 D. Richards (Who’s Your Daddy) Jesus told me to tell you to buy me a new purse. He said my old one looks like shit. Talk about hurting with words!!

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