Britney Spears is… I don’t even know

Britney Spears is back to wearing her pink wig again and was spotted late last night outside the Hustler Store where she allegedly shoplifted a pair of panties a few weeks ago. I have absolutely no clue what she’s wearing, but after seeing Britney’s outfit, I’m now convinced she deserves to have her kids back. Sean and Jayden are being robbed of seeing a role model in her prime. Where else will they learn how to act like a caffeinated moron with a porn addiction? On the school bus? I don’t think so. That’s a lesson Britney’s kids should learn at home from their mother. But, you know, after they play inside her Frappucino cup fort and drink sippy cups full of gin. That’s just smart parenting.