Britney Spears is back to wearing her pink wig again and was spotted late last night outside the Hustler Store where she allegedly shoplifted a pair of panties a few weeks ago. I have absolutely no clue what she’s wearing, but after seeing Britney’s outfit, I’m now convinced she deserves to have her kids back. Sean and Jayden are being robbed of seeing a role model in her prime. Where else will they learn how to act like a caffeinated moron with a porn addiction? On the school bus? I don’t think so. That’s a lesson Britney’s kids should learn at home from their mother. But, you know, after they play inside her Frappucino cup fort and drink sippy cups full of gin. That’s just smart parenting.
Photos: INFdaily.com
cowgirl | December 11, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Is that Ozzy’s kid? (say that 10 times really fast in a row)
Bigheadmike | December 11, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Britneys mom must be proud. Top 5 baby.
ChiTown Eric | December 11, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Oh Lord no she didn’t. Those boots are back. She must be storing coke in those boots between her toes so she’s high all the time. When we she just go away.
D. Richards | December 11, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Those swarmy photographer creaps really bug me the fuck out. I have no problem with those guys being run over. As-a matter of fact, I’d like to see more of them run over and more often. Killed even. Does anybody actually think those bastard’s lives mean a goddamn thing other than nothing? RIght. Of-course not. More photographer deaths! Britney, dear? Start killing.
Guy | December 11, 2007 at 1:07 pm
She doesn’t actually look that bad in the other photos, just a weird angle the camera was in in the first few
ugh | December 11, 2007 at 1:08 pm
crazy
veggi | December 11, 2007 at 1:09 pm
She looks like a pez dispenser.. which makes me look forward to the weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!..
Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl | December 11, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Frappucino’s are so last season Britney! Get with it! It is latte time now!
Vince Lombardi | December 11, 2007 at 1:12 pm
She can’t stay away from drugs thru the holidays??? Pathetic.
Ted from LA | December 11, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Fish,
You say “porn addiction” like it’s a bad thing. From the looks of this picture, I’m guessing her mother had sex with a peacock or a flamingo at some point in the past.
Dave Kujan | December 11, 2007 at 1:15 pm
So if this new image format is here to stay, is anyone going to fix it so it actually works in Google Reader?
veggi | December 11, 2007 at 1:16 pm
9- say who what???????? Are you kidding? The holidays REQUIRE sedation.. duh! What, is your family normal????..
Bag-o-fun | December 11, 2007 at 1:16 pm
She looks more and more like one of those cheap manequins you see in the front window of seedy neighborhood porn shops – complete with nasty wig and pre-worn lingerie.
Wow, Britney, looking GOOD.
butter | December 11, 2007 at 1:18 pm
i wish i could kick that frap out of her hand and take her downtown to fix her weave
Gerald_Tarrant | December 11, 2007 at 1:20 pm
I watched the video on TMZ and I actually felt sorry for UnFitney. She reminded me of Anna Nicole Smith when she was totally wacked out.
FRIST!!! | December 11, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Sippy cup full of gin??? What the fuck??? She can adopt me..
TS | December 11, 2007 at 1:23 pm
WHAT THE………………………………………………….????????
TS | December 11, 2007 at 1:23 pm
WHAT THE………………………………………………….????????
Chauncey Gardner | December 11, 2007 at 1:23 pm
It’s obvious from the color of her wig that she’s starring in the upcoming Sony Pictures Classics production EAT LOLA EAT.
Mr. Truth | December 11, 2007 at 1:24 pm
LEAVE HER ALONE!!! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE BEING DUMB!!!
:’( WUAAAAAAA!!!
Nathan | December 11, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Remember “Devine” from John Water’s masterpiece “Pink Flamingos?”
mememe | December 11, 2007 at 1:27 pm
i really hate how they did this new picture thing…(yeah, really technical language, i know)
anyway, i agree with #4–I don’t get why so many people say “you signed up for this when you decided to become a ____” I don’t see how being an entertainer and being better at it than most people somehow means you should have droves of paparazzi following your every move, and you can’t complain about it
not that I can blame the paparazzis for followin britney around…you turn away from her for one second and you might miss her overdosing on pixy stix and cheetos
Matthew | December 11, 2007 at 1:27 pm
britney::hey yall hi yall I am being back as a trainwreck yall ::photographer::trainwreck
Auntie Kryst | December 11, 2007 at 1:28 pm
@9 Coach, you got to give Britney credit. It’s only minutes left in the 4th quarter of ’07. She just needs a little something to keep her head in the game. This is some full on smashmouth crazy. Lambeau is going nuts! This kid is in it for the full 60.
Gerald_Tarrant | December 11, 2007 at 1:30 pm
I love seeing celebretards act like fools as much as the next person but this is just like beating a dumb animal. It is getting kind of sad. You can only make fun of Corky for so long. Oba-dee-oba-daaah-waaaaa-daaa-daaaa-daaaa-wife go on.
Sauron | December 11, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Wow! I can’t almost take my eyes from these photos because that looks really great! Starbuck is having cup size XXL machiatos now!
Ted from LA | December 11, 2007 at 1:35 pm
#26,
That is not an XXL. It is the camera angle that is fooling you. It’s actually a size 2.
Sniffles | December 11, 2007 at 1:38 pm
britney has lovely legs she’s just fugly is all
Texas Tranny | December 11, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Nice outfit………except for the hair and the glasses and the dress and the boots and the belt.
Drugs are a MUST during the Holidays, egg-nog in the bong.
veggi | December 11, 2007 at 1:42 pm
oh, Ted! I’m drinking one for you tonight!..or maybe 2..
Gerald_Tarrant | December 11, 2007 at 1:43 pm
LMAO@Ted. That is an unflattering angle.
Sauron | December 11, 2007 at 1:47 pm
I’m quite sure she lost some weight lately.Otherwise she would take a cup size 1.
Mal Reynolds | December 11, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Such bad skin.
Nice legs though.
Brit, if you’re reading this….please die now.
Sauron | December 11, 2007 at 1:56 pm
#32) Wtc,she would have taken…
Auntie Kryst | December 11, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Do you think these pictures are being taken in a parking ramp to prevent her and her pap minions from being too much of a nuisance out on the street? I know the Fucktard isn’t smart enough to come up with that idea, but maybe one of her dumbfuck sycophants thought it might be wise. These pictures just look a bit too staged. No other cars in the lot that I can see, no jew broad handler to protect her, and in full crazy gear including Starbucks.
veggi | December 11, 2007 at 2:09 pm
I totally wake up in the morning and think…… lets see…. I’m gonna go with the strawberry shortcake wig, this old piece of lingerie….and……there you are hemp belt!!… ta da!..
DD's | December 11, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Doesn’t everyone do that veggi?
veggi | December 11, 2007 at 2:15 pm
well, I just realized I said I wake up in the morning and ‘THINK’….so, guess I’m a bit of a fibber..
Texas Tranny | December 11, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Just a little something for the girls here. I know some of you girls are always looking for more post on men here. Thought ya’ll might like this one.
http://www.tvshark.com/read/?art=arc1218
martino | December 11, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Looks like she’s been letting Amy Winehouse snort coke off her inner thigh in pic #4.
nipolian | December 11, 2007 at 2:25 pm
I guess the paps weren’t giving her enough attention…….She hasn’t run over anybody’s foot in a week or so……..So time to dress like a complete fucktard and parade around in public so they will take more pictures of her. I hate the paps but I hate this bitch even more for feeding them.
FRIST!!! | December 11, 2007 at 2:26 pm
That’s it, I don’t care what the fuck anymore….right now I’D RATHER BE HER THAN ME!!!!!!!
Nevermind, I’m over it now I think..just needed to vent..
VEGGI, what are we drinking for lunch today?
whoneedsenemies | December 11, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Do you think that camera guy can smell her BOOTS?
veggi | December 11, 2007 at 2:36 pm
FRIST!!!! Calm down, calm down!! Ok, I see we’re in a state of emergency! We can do the normal thing….. a bloody mary or 7, but it seems to me that we’ll need something stronger. I have a few quarts of shine. We’ll add lemonade….and have a couple moonades.. Ok! STAY. WITH. ME!!..FRIST!!..
DD's | December 11, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Hey TT,
I think he “stuffed” those tightie-whiteys.
FRIST!!! | December 11, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Ok, I’ll be ok now, thanks Veggi..
8 minutes and counting
Is there a new post yet?
Texas Tranny | December 11, 2007 at 2:56 pm
New post FRIST
Dee | December 11, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Looks like she’s running out of ideas to grab attention. Next she’ll show up naked or something worse.
Bag-o-fun | December 11, 2007 at 3:17 pm
I’d rather see her naked, I think – at least it would be a change in the monotonous pink wig/brown boots uniform.
Jaffo | December 11, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Her love of all things porn-related makes me want to hit it. Man, I need professional help…