Britney Spears has put her Beverly Hills mansion back on the market for $7.5 million and is offering it fully furnished. She first put it up for sale last February but took it down after deciding to move back in after rehab. Additionally, her Malibu house has been on sale since November. It was originally listed for $13.5 million but Britney has since lowered the price to just under $12 million.
Although $7.5 million for Britney’s Beverly Hills mansion fully furnished is a bargain. There’s got to be at least $2 million worth of Twinkies alone. Plus after you moved in if you opened up the oven you’d probably find one of her kids. So, you know, free baby!
And since both her mansions are up for sale, Britney has been staying in a hotel in Beverly Hills, smoking her way back to stardom.
She’s so lucky! besides what kind of homeless person has 19.5 million dollars is assets?? (at least). She had this all planned out for a long time, she has wanted to turn back into the Louisiana trash that she was born to be, Hollywood has always made her self conscious and lonely…she looks so much happier now that she has found herself!
those boys are lucky too, they are both gonna be up to their necks in nascar magazines and taco bell for the rest of their lives!!
Note to Brit~ Sweetie, you might be a redneck if “you hooked up with your present boyfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens’ room at the Flying J Truck Stop.” ~JF
She’s so lucky! besides what kind of homeless person has 19.5 million dollars is assets?? (at least). She had this all planned out for a long time, she has wanted to turn back into the Louisiana trash that she was born to be, Hollywood has always made her self conscious and lonely…she looks so much happier now that she has found herself!
those boys are lucky too, they are both gonna be up to their necks in nascar magazines and taco bell for the rest of their lives!!
Note to Brit~ Sweetie, you might be a redneck if “you hooked up with your present boyfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the women’s room at the Flying J Truck Stop.” ~JF
HA HA HA, oops! sorry kidz i hope i didn’t get your binary code in a twist!
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Briney Spears is homeless
and
showerless
hairless
talentless
friendless
feel free to continue in this vein..
Who’s the sumo wrestler on that balcony?
#89 is correct, Britney’s exactly like Elvis, but in a speeded up form – she’s already hit the Fat Elvis stage, complete with alcohol, drugs, and bizarre behavior. But she does have to drag her fat ass on stage and wow her core audience with absolutely horrible performances, just like Fat Elvis. Until then, the parallel is incomplete.
#106 – The fat Elvis era was still 10 times better than ANY Britney era. That man could friggin’ SING!!! You would NEVER catch him lip-syncing to a recording.
Now Britney … you would NEVER catch singing. She only lip-syncs.
STFU A-Hole!
Now, now, Wedgie…don’t be a flaming heirhead.
This chick is so yesterday and her career is Soooooooooo over…..
mommydearezt iz nothing like
Elviz..He waz something special
and knew how to zing…juzt becoz
Brittney doctor probably haz her
on every drug..doesn’t mean shez
like Elviz..it only meanz what I’ve
been zaying all along…that Doctorz
R the real drug dealerz for lozerz..
LMAO@the story and the baby in the oven line!!
she is such white trash, I’m surprised she still has any money left over, thank god for her jewlike mom I guess
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don’t get it when people have kids and then smoke. Around 40 per cent of children under 14 with asthma live with smokers. It is estimated that children of parents who smoke are exposed to the same amount of nicotine as if they were actively smoking 60 to 150 cigarettes a year. That’s truly the act of a loving parent there.