Britney Spears is having a girl

May 4th, 2006 // 71 Comments

In Touch weekly is claiming that Britney Spears is having a girl and that she’s due in early October. Additionally, a room in her Malibu mansion is currently being converted into a second nursery, with an insider saying


  1. ohnoudint

    Aww, now, yall get offa Brit’s case, she’s jest makin’ shure she’s gonna have granchillens…I hurd she already bot them kiddoes a DElux doublewide fer when they gets old enuf to breed…

  2. Providentius

    The singing bass everywhere are crooning their congratulations to the happy miscreant!

  3. Grphdesi23

    Amen, Italian Stallion!

  4. Grphdesi23

    I wonder if Brit Brit will ever regret leaving Justin to mate and breed with K-fed.

    Hindsight is always 20/20.

  5. Iambananas

    Right, I am SO sick of Britney Spears and K-Dork I could spit on my own floor. Plus, if one couple in this country needs another kid they ARE NOT one of them! They drop the baby (pay the nanny to say she did it), don’t put him in a car seat, and let him sit in the sun without a hat or anyhyting with his fair skin.

    And where is K-Fed EVER in the pics of the baby!!???!?!?

  6. 86

    This is what we louisiana trailer trash girls consider a good marriage – the only difference is that in the real life, K-Fed would be cooking meth in the kitchen with SP in the high chair next to the stove.

    Mmmm, smells like battery acid!!

  7. chryssy11

    Hey #20…..MeganHarris is not ugly….in fact I’d hit it…..with a caste iron frying pan, right between the eyes. Then she’d thank me for the free facial. And I’d say, no problem baby, now do I get a round with the hottie beside you?

  8. chryssy11

    BTW, when will we hear the about the “breaking news” from Britney…..you know, it must be really important, coming from Britney and all.

  9. Hippie! congrats to Britney and K-F-Ugh…

    Conrats to britney!

  10. gogoboots

    I know seriously…but then again are we even suprised, I mean look what he did to Shar Jackson, the exact same thing and while she was preggers with their second child. Britney’s gotta be as dumb as a doorknob to put up with this shit, he’s a LOSER and he’s using her for her money, and she LET’S HIM do that. Someone needs to bitch-slap her into a reality check, ’cause it’s already getting even more annoying ’cause she’s again pregnant with his second offspring. He’s probably going to leave her for Jessica Simpson or something…!

  11. Trotter

    Finally, KFed will get some fresh pussy! I’m sure he’s tired of Sean Preston’s bung hole by now.

    Come to daddy!

  12. Odium

    #31..britney will name her something really classy like Chastity, and the kid’ll be knocked up by the time she’s 14…that is, if anyone will touch her, with genes as hideous and moronic as those two’s splicing, who knows what poor chistity might end up looking like….

  13. Fa Cube Itches

    57 – what caste do iron pans belong to? “Untouchable” when they are hot, I suppose.

    The article is very funny. First time I’ve ever heard of a double-wide at Paradise Cove referred to as a “Malibu mansion”. Most mansions aren’t supported by cinder blocks.

  14. ECinAZ

    That last sentence was completely disgusting- but hilarious!

  15. SusanJones1

    #34- calm down. Its a joke, remember? Like Britney and Kevin and their whole existence- a complete joke…

    And who is MeganHarris?

  16. Those kids have no chance.

  17. WTF

    20 bucks says her “big announcement” is that she’s having twins…..great, that’s all we need is 2 more hickerbilly wannabe music stars

  18. TrannyGranny

    #17

    holy shit! that was girl #15! She is into some freaky stuff! I have never had a woman duhmannnd ew ff-ff-isst me. God, why did she dumpme, WHY

  19. Sorry K-Fed. I’m actually the father. And I’m a better dancer and rapper. And I’m better at this little thing called life. You might have heard of it. Yeah, I pretty much own you K-Fed.

  20. summertimefairy

    Gosh you people with the crude comments are heartless and mean leave her alone already… sheesh! You swear that you all are just so perfect and that you make no mistakes in life *rolls eye*.

    Congrats on the second little on girly ;)!

  21. summertimefairy

    Gosh you people with the crude comments are so heartless and mean leave her alone already… sheesh! You swear that you all are just so perfect.

    Congrats on the second little one girly ;)!

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