In Touch weekly is claiming that Britney Spears is having a girl and that she’s due in early October. Additionally, a room in her Malibu mansion is currently being converted into a second nursery, with an insider saying
Britney Spears is having a girl
May 4th, 2006 // 71 Comments
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memichelle77 | May 4, 2006 at 8:48 am
Now, i don’t usually play, but… First???
Irish | May 4, 2006 at 8:49 am
Britney is said to be delighted with the news, revealed during a routine ultrasound exam
um … maybe im just an ignorant male, but … do women routinely have ultrasounds?
The Jesus Whisperer | May 4, 2006 at 8:53 am
I’m not a smart man, but something tells me to buy lots of Cheetos stock….
Tracie | May 4, 2006 at 8:55 am
#2, You are typically given one “routine” ultrasound during the early stages of a pregnancy…more ultrasounds if it’s a high risk pregnancy.
And if you’re Katie…um, excuse me, KATE Holmes, then you have one every time Tom demands it.
bjpack | May 4, 2006 at 8:57 am
Maybe this will keep KFed around a little longer so he can keep up his family’s tradition and marry her in 15 years.
aus101 | May 4, 2006 at 8:58 am
Surely the kids need a decent father for the family to be “complete”. I don’t see K-Fed doing much of a job
sweetcheeks | May 4, 2006 at 8:58 am
The black hole is getting bigger… it’s just a matter of time… save yourselves.
chryssy11 | May 4, 2006 at 9:04 am
“She will never admit it, but she had hoped that her first child was a girl”
Ok, so that explains why she has been trying to kill her son.
chryssy11 | May 4, 2006 at 9:07 am
P.S.
Shouldn’t that hat she’s wearing be on Sean instead? Look how red his little cheeks are. It’s a plan for him to develope skin cancer I’m sure.
isegoria | May 4, 2006 at 9:10 am
I kinda hope she is pregnant again. Least that way we might get another year and a half before her “come back.”
TOMCRUISEluvsthecock | May 4, 2006 at 9:11 am
#8 – loved it.
Britney’s future plan, step-by-step.
1. Sell Sean to Michael Jackson for a super-sized bag of Cheetos.
2. Divorce K-Fraud after he moves in with Tom Cruise (because they both love the cock).
3. Complete her perfect family by having a baby girl.
4. Move back in with her Mamma like a good white-trash daughter.
5. Start whoring out her daughter to the record industry when she’s 10.
missscoobie | May 4, 2006 at 9:13 am
Yeah, like how she covers herself and not her little baby. Sweet jesus. She’s going to turn into a forty year old in about another month or so.
yes, that baby needs a SHIRT and a HAT.
Italian Stallion | May 4, 2006 at 9:33 am
I feel bad for all the people who want kid’s and can’t have them and then you have these retards that shouldn’t have kid’s and do. It’s gonna be a retarded future people, it seems like the human race is going backwards everytime these two have a kid……
Fisher55 | May 4, 2006 at 9:34 am
cute kid
sweetcheeks | May 4, 2006 at 9:34 am
I know, I know, she’s diluting the gene pool.
SuperSpence | May 4, 2006 at 9:46 am
When the younger kid reaches her sixth birthday, I’d like to see her and her older brother chucked into that cage from “Max Max: Beyond Thunderdome” for a fight to the death. Stick that thing on pay-per-view and watch the dollars roll in.
Two kids enter. One kid leaves. Two kids enter. One kid leaves.
CruisingForCock | May 4, 2006 at 9:58 am
This is what the baby girl is going to look like…
http://www.cst.cmich.edu/units/mth/Photos/RFW_2004/RFW_2004-Pages/Image15.html
UCSD | May 4, 2006 at 10:06 am
I said this before on an earlier post. Oct 5th is the most common birthdate b/c it is the average gestation perios for someone who gets pregnant on new years. Celebrities are only having sex on new years. Losers
sharkbite | May 4, 2006 at 10:07 am
Please god no, have mercy on this unborn soul.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
Italian Stallion | May 4, 2006 at 10:08 am
@17 thanks you just ruined my breakfast
Oh my good, MeganHarris you are so fucking ugly…….Who in the fuck told you that you look like the girl from Spiderman should be dragged out in the street and shot…..I bet thats her Ex boyfriend(Mateo) with the Dumb And Dumber haircut in the one picture………What are you receiving an award for, Ugliest girl in Scientology class……Didn’t you say once that you weighed 97 pounds in one of the threads? Where in space?
CruisingForCock that shit is hilarious……
evilcookie007 | May 4, 2006 at 10:09 am
Here’s the perfect argument for forced sterilization. Neither one of them should have ever been allowed to contribute to the gene pool.
CruisingForCock | May 4, 2006 at 10:10 am
@20 My pleasure.
krisdylee | May 4, 2006 at 10:15 am
Yikes.
Jacq | May 4, 2006 at 10:23 am
#8 – You are hilarious.
#17/20 – It is mean to make fun of people with down-syndrome. Oh, that’s MeganHarris? Nevermind, carry on…
If Sean Preston divorces his future wife, can she still be his sister?
Tracy | May 4, 2006 at 10:26 am
What do you think they’ll name their daughter? My bet is on something “trailer-park chic” like Crystal, Lou-Ann, or Charmaine.
No offense to all you Crystals, Lou-Anns and Charmaines out there.
Phoenix | May 4, 2006 at 10:28 am
I bet my parents’ mortage Sean Preston and his little sister are going to breed together as they get older. And by ‘older’ I mean when the girl is twelve.
Phoenix | May 4, 2006 at 10:30 am
WTF. How did Jacq post before me? God I’m so fuckin’ slow.
Pearly | May 4, 2006 at 10:37 am
That baby is wearing the same bathing suit my son has..now I have to burn it and hang my head in shame for buying something she did..or one of her slaves..I mean servants did.
PapaHotNuts | May 4, 2006 at 10:40 am
It would be great if Brittany gave birth to a big ol’ bowl of mashed potatos. No baby, just some spuds.
pinky_nip | May 4, 2006 at 10:44 am
I hope she keeps popping them out. I want another Partridge Family. With K-fag mixing the beats.
sweetcheeks | May 4, 2006 at 10:50 am
Krystal with a “K,” Destiny, Mercedes, Dakota, MeganHarris, Tina, Marlene … so many trailer park/stripper names to choose from.
sweetcheeks | May 4, 2006 at 10:53 am
Maybe they’ll go biblical like Gwenyth and name her “Hagar.” Or Esther or Tamar or Beelzebub. Lots of possibilities in the Bible!
Foxbase Alpha | May 4, 2006 at 10:53 am
More babies are just going to make the divorce even messier.
Edna Bambrick | May 4, 2006 at 10:55 am
Do not blaspheme the bible, SINNER!
PapaHotNuts | May 4, 2006 at 10:56 am
@ 17
And if that is a picture of MeganHarris, that retard should be wearing a helmet. Not to protect her from bumping into shit, but to protect her from the detonation of my suicide vest when I get near her and her family.
sweetcheeks | May 4, 2006 at 11:01 am
It’s jihad, Papa, and I’m on your side.
sweetcheeks | May 4, 2006 at 11:02 am
How is mentioning Bible names blasphemous? YAWN.
Edna Bambrick | May 4, 2006 at 11:03 am
You can all unite with God and Jesus instead of uniting against another mortal soul. You can all feel like you belong and are part of a group with the togetherness of Church rather than the togetherness of hateful, sinful message boards.
krisdylee | May 4, 2006 at 11:05 am
welcome back Edna, you fat pig.
wildchildintn | May 4, 2006 at 11:10 am
omg…I totally forgot…it’s “torment megan harris day”…I feel so stupid…and here I was worried about britney spears…
missscoobie | May 4, 2006 at 11:15 am
Oh God, not Edna again.
Brittany, please cover that poor child.
djyuckfou | May 4, 2006 at 11:17 am
k-feds proabaly made up having a girl now he can pass round something other than just the w33d
lomies | May 4, 2006 at 11:19 am
What Britney doesn’t seem to realize is that SP already has a few siblings.
mzbenz | May 4, 2006 at 11:28 am
Hey #31 – Mercedes is an awesome name. Although I do quite often get asked if I’m a stripper.
BarbadoSlim | May 4, 2006 at 11:35 am
Timeline …March 8, 2020…..
From the AP:
The Federline family has announced that Sean Preston Federline has announced that his wife, Jamie Lynn Spears is set to give birth in 9 months to triplets. His divorce from Cassie Federline is still pending.
BigJim | May 4, 2006 at 11:37 am
Does Britney know who the father is?
86 | May 4, 2006 at 11:41 am
It would be cool if Justin Timberlake was the father.
86 | May 4, 2006 at 11:43 am
Oh my God I wish Britney and Justin would get back together!!!
Hahaha.
Seriously though, what was she thinking having Kfed’s babies. Why would anyone want to breed with him??
Providentius | May 4, 2006 at 11:58 am
Does this mean we get another Christian coalition fool depcting Britney ejecting the next canatalope from her twat?
UNWASHEDMASSES | May 4, 2006 at 12:00 pm
In related news, doctors treating young Sean Preston for yet another head injury discovered three sixes at the base of his skull.