Britney Spears is having a girl

May 4th, 2006 // 71 Comments

In Touch weekly is claiming that Britney Spears is having a girl and that she’s due in early October. Additionally, a room in her Malibu mansion is currently being converted into a second nursery, with an insider saying


  1. memichelle77

    Now, i don’t usually play, but… First???

  2. Irish

    Britney is said to be delighted with the news, revealed during a routine ultrasound exam

    um … maybe im just an ignorant male, but … do women routinely have ultrasounds?

  3. The Jesus Whisperer

    I’m not a smart man, but something tells me to buy lots of Cheetos stock….

  4. Tracie

    #2, You are typically given one “routine” ultrasound during the early stages of a pregnancy…more ultrasounds if it’s a high risk pregnancy.
    And if you’re Katie…um, excuse me, KATE Holmes, then you have one every time Tom demands it.

  5. bjpack

    Maybe this will keep KFed around a little longer so he can keep up his family’s tradition and marry her in 15 years.

  6. aus101

    Surely the kids need a decent father for the family to be “complete”. I don’t see K-Fed doing much of a job

  7. sweetcheeks

    The black hole is getting bigger… it’s just a matter of time… save yourselves.

  8. chryssy11

    “She will never admit it, but she had hoped that her first child was a girl”

    Ok, so that explains why she has been trying to kill her son.

  9. chryssy11

    P.S.

    Shouldn’t that hat she’s wearing be on Sean instead? Look how red his little cheeks are. It’s a plan for him to develope skin cancer I’m sure.

  10. isegoria

    I kinda hope she is pregnant again. Least that way we might get another year and a half before her “come back.”

  11. TOMCRUISEluvsthecock

    #8 – loved it.

    Britney’s future plan, step-by-step.
    1. Sell Sean to Michael Jackson for a super-sized bag of Cheetos.
    2. Divorce K-Fraud after he moves in with Tom Cruise (because they both love the cock).
    3. Complete her perfect family by having a baby girl.
    4. Move back in with her Mamma like a good white-trash daughter.
    5. Start whoring out her daughter to the record industry when she’s 10.

  12. missscoobie

    Yeah, like how she covers herself and not her little baby. Sweet jesus. She’s going to turn into a forty year old in about another month or so.
    yes, that baby needs a SHIRT and a HAT.

  13. Italian Stallion

    I feel bad for all the people who want kid’s and can’t have them and then you have these retards that shouldn’t have kid’s and do. It’s gonna be a retarded future people, it seems like the human race is going backwards everytime these two have a kid……

  14. Fisher55

    cute kid

  15. sweetcheeks

    I know, I know, she’s diluting the gene pool.

  16. SuperSpence

    When the younger kid reaches her sixth birthday, I’d like to see her and her older brother chucked into that cage from “Max Max: Beyond Thunderdome” for a fight to the death. Stick that thing on pay-per-view and watch the dollars roll in.

    Two kids enter. One kid leaves. Two kids enter. One kid leaves.

  17. CruisingForCock

    This is what the baby girl is going to look like…

    http://www.cst.cmich.edu/units/mth/Photos/RFW_2004/RFW_2004-Pages/Image15.html

  18. UCSD

    I said this before on an earlier post. Oct 5th is the most common birthdate b/c it is the average gestation perios for someone who gets pregnant on new years. Celebrities are only having sex on new years. Losers

  19. Please god no, have mercy on this unborn soul.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

  20. Italian Stallion

    @17 thanks you just ruined my breakfast

    Oh my good, MeganHarris you are so fucking ugly…….Who in the fuck told you that you look like the girl from Spiderman should be dragged out in the street and shot…..I bet thats her Ex boyfriend(Mateo) with the Dumb And Dumber haircut in the one picture………What are you receiving an award for, Ugliest girl in Scientology class……Didn’t you say once that you weighed 97 pounds in one of the threads? Where in space?

    CruisingForCock that shit is hilarious……

  21. evilcookie007

    Here’s the perfect argument for forced sterilization. Neither one of them should have ever been allowed to contribute to the gene pool.

  22. CruisingForCock

    @20 My pleasure.

  23. krisdylee

    Yikes.

  24. Jacq

    #8 – You are hilarious.

    #17/20 – It is mean to make fun of people with down-syndrome. Oh, that’s MeganHarris? Nevermind, carry on…

    If Sean Preston divorces his future wife, can she still be his sister?

  25. Tracy

    What do you think they’ll name their daughter? My bet is on something “trailer-park chic” like Crystal, Lou-Ann, or Charmaine.

    No offense to all you Crystals, Lou-Anns and Charmaines out there.

  26. Phoenix

    I bet my parents’ mortage Sean Preston and his little sister are going to breed together as they get older. And by ‘older’ I mean when the girl is twelve.

  27. Phoenix

    WTF. How did Jacq post before me? God I’m so fuckin’ slow.

  28. Pearly

    That baby is wearing the same bathing suit my son has..now I have to burn it and hang my head in shame for buying something she did..or one of her slaves..I mean servants did.

  29. PapaHotNuts

    It would be great if Brittany gave birth to a big ol’ bowl of mashed potatos. No baby, just some spuds.

  30. pinky_nip

    I hope she keeps popping them out. I want another Partridge Family. With K-fag mixing the beats.

  31. sweetcheeks

    Krystal with a “K,” Destiny, Mercedes, Dakota, MeganHarris, Tina, Marlene … so many trailer park/stripper names to choose from.

  32. sweetcheeks

    Maybe they’ll go biblical like Gwenyth and name her “Hagar.” Or Esther or Tamar or Beelzebub. Lots of possibilities in the Bible!

  33. Foxbase Alpha

    More babies are just going to make the divorce even messier.

  34. Edna Bambrick

    Do not blaspheme the bible, SINNER!

  35. PapaHotNuts

    @ 17
    And if that is a picture of MeganHarris, that retard should be wearing a helmet. Not to protect her from bumping into shit, but to protect her from the detonation of my suicide vest when I get near her and her family.

  36. sweetcheeks

    It’s jihad, Papa, and I’m on your side.

  37. sweetcheeks

    How is mentioning Bible names blasphemous? YAWN.

  38. Edna Bambrick

    You can all unite with God and Jesus instead of uniting against another mortal soul. You can all feel like you belong and are part of a group with the togetherness of Church rather than the togetherness of hateful, sinful message boards.

  39. krisdylee

    welcome back Edna, you fat pig.

  40. wildchildintn

    omg…I totally forgot…it’s “torment megan harris day”…I feel so stupid…and here I was worried about britney spears…

  41. missscoobie

    Oh God, not Edna again.
    Brittany, please cover that poor child.

  42. djyuckfou

    k-feds proabaly made up having a girl now he can pass round something other than just the w33d

  43. lomies

    What Britney doesn’t seem to realize is that SP already has a few siblings.

  44. mzbenz

    Hey #31 – Mercedes is an awesome name. Although I do quite often get asked if I’m a stripper.

  45. BarbadoSlim

    Timeline …March 8, 2020…..

    From the AP:

    The Federline family has announced that Sean Preston Federline has announced that his wife, Jamie Lynn Spears is set to give birth in 9 months to triplets. His divorce from Cassie Federline is still pending.

  46. BigJim

    Does Britney know who the father is?

  47. 86

    It would be cool if Justin Timberlake was the father.

  48. 86

    Oh my God I wish Britney and Justin would get back together!!!

    Hahaha.

    Seriously though, what was she thinking having Kfed’s babies. Why would anyone want to breed with him??

  49. Providentius

    Does this mean we get another Christian coalition fool depcting Britney ejecting the next canatalope from her twat?

  50. In related news, doctors treating young Sean Preston for yet another head injury discovered three sixes at the base of his skull.

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