Britney Spears visited Petco over the weekend and bought herself two new goldfish, a bird and some other items for her dog London. She even demonstrated her awesome ability to know jackshit about taking care of anything, according to Ok! Magazine:
Store employees say that the “Gimme More” singer had wanted to keep both goldfish in the same bowl, but they advised her against doing so.
“We warned her about it,” says one pet expert at the store. “I would not be surprised if the goldfish were both dead in the morning.”
Really? By morning? That’s quite a vote of confidence. I wouldn’t be surprised if those fish died on the way to the car. Guess what, Britney, fish can’t breathe under-Frappucino. Who knew? But at least you have the bird. No, wait, don’t put it on a bun and – dammit! McDonald’s is right there. You parked your car in the drive-thru, remember? You even wrote “Milkshake now!” on the windshield.
#32- coughy- a large frappucino that’s been spit in.
why does she dress like a whorey 13 year old?
and driving with your dog in one arm isn’t exactly conducive to safe driving. i know she’s pretending it’s her real baby, but c’mon now.
and anyone who buys pets from Petco shouldn’t expect them to live past a day.
Is that a hospital ID around her wrist?
Ha-Ha! How much you wanna bet Britney names the fish after her sons? You know that’s what the poor soon-to-be-dead fish The boys! Britney? You are so hilarious. Thanks. Keep-up the great work.
I really like her puppy…
I’m pretty sure people have been keeping more than one goldfish in the same bowl since the beginning of time and they do just fine. Who are these morons at the petsore telling her otherwise?
Why doesn’t someone put the pathetic mutt, Britney, down once and for all.
While we’re at it, what’s up with cheap names like “Britney” , “tiffany” , and “brianna”??? Whores!!!
I’m done. I’m gonna stuff my fat hole full of turkey guts.
Anyone else disgusted by the fact that this bitch takes better care of her fucking mutt than her kids? She protectively carries her dog everywhere and makes a nanny or caretaker care for her kids. She should not be allowed around ANY living creatures. She is a black hole vacumn for life. I am surprised that when walking around us mortals that she does not suck the life right out of us. This skeeezy down south trailer house trash bitch should head back into the hills. Maybe she and Jethro can make a bunch of ‘Little uns to scream at and kick when they get in the way of her coke and whiskey fueled public fuck-fest at church on Sundays. “Tell that preacher man to find somethin else to look at!! Momma’s bout to cream all over daddy’s flea infested meatstick, your little cracker vermin!!!; Grab a Bag! Here comes a little brother!!”
If she did not have the $$ even dirty midges would not touch it with a dead donkey di#k.
I just hink bI just think britney is more and more crazy. I saw her ablums posted at the millionaire singles club millionairecupid.com a few weeks ago. She wanted to find a good gentleman for her sons. Now I saw her with a pet. I can’t imagine what she is doing when I see her next time.