Britney Spears is ‘gravely disabled’

February 1st, 2008 // 61 Comments

Britney Spears has apparently been labeled “gravely disabled” by UCLA doctors which means she’s a candidate for involuntary commitment. Apparently she’s unable to take care of basic needs such as food and shelter. Really? Because she’s constantly out to eat or checking into hotels. I’m no psychiatrist but I’m pretty sure that’s food and shelter. Anyway, Britney is considered to be in a “manic state” and was hurling accusations at her mom which TMZ elaborated on:

We first reported that Britney accused her mother of sleeping with her boyfriend. Now we have more. We’re told Britney screamed, “The only reason she’s admitting me is because she wants to be alone with her boyfriend! She wants to sleep with my boyfriend!!” Britney never said exactly who she was talking about.

When Brit calmed down, she talked about her kids, how much she misses them and how it’s unfair that she doesn’t have them.

But fear not fellow Britney lovers! Britney is seeing the best of psychiatrists, according to People:

“She’s an excellent clinician and an excellent psychiatrist,” says Harold Young, the clinical director at the Maple Counseling Center in Beverly Hills, where Spears’s psychiatrist Dr. Deborah Nadel worked for about five years.

In the meantime, Sam Lufti has been making In-N-Out Burger runs for Britney. Can’t acquire food, huh? Those better be therapeutic cheeseburgers otherwise I’ll cry “shenanigans!” Then it’ll only be a matter of time until CNN follows my lead. Little known fact: Wolf Blitzer’s my bitch. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to send my little Wolfman on a coffee run. I like it fresh from Colombia.


  1. Maggie

    Here’s a breakdown of what it means to be gravely disabled. Sadly, Britney fits a lot of this criteria. I really hope she gets better. I wouldn’t want to see anyone in this state. Not even my worst enemy.

    In the LPS act, grave disability is defined with three seemingly simple criteria:
    Inability to provide for food
    Inability to provide for clothing
    Inability to provide for shelter

    If someone is gravely disable for a longer period of time, they can be placed on an LPS conservatorship. Note, however, that there are different kinds of conservatorships.

    So, below are examples of states or conditions that have been upheld as evidence of grave disability. Note that they extend beyond a simplistic definition relating to food, clothing, and shelter. That is, there are a variety of ways incompetence in these three areas can manifest.

    Need for food

    Cannot distinguish between food and non food
    Endangers health by gross negligence in needed diet and nutrition
    Begging or stealing food
    Eating out of refuse or garbage cans
    Ordering meals at restaurants without having funds
    Demonstrates excessive and consistent food preferences or aversions which endanger health (except for genuine religious reasons)
    Having spoiled food in refrigerator or no food for a lengthy period of time in the house

    Need for clothing

    Engaging in public nudity or “unthinking” exhibitionism
    Engaging in bizarre style of dressing that does would be apt to lead to social difficulties (if not used by social group or personal preferences)
    Wearing filthy or soiled clothes with lack of recognition of personal hygiene problem
    Wearing disheveled clothes for prolonged period of time

    Need for shelter

    Leading a nomadic existence with an inability to establish stable community living, including living in the streets or other public places
    Unable to locate housing and make the appropriate arrangements with an inability to ask for or accept assistance in doing so
    Unable to manage his or her household in such a way as to avoid clear dangers to health
    Presence in household of filthy conditions) fire hazards that the person cannot correct, vermin infestations, and lack of bathing and toilet facilities
    Resists leaving residence even if evicted or the residence is sold
    Hoarding nonsensical items while misplacing necessary items

    Financial incompetence

    Unable to earn an income and unable to avail himself of financial assistance from public or private agencies
    Completely dependent on family or friends to provide financial assistance for basic personal needs
    Has funds but no longer knows or understands the location and/or extent of them
    Refusing to expend funds to the extent of endangering personal health and/or safety
    Has no funds and does not see this as a problem
    Grossly and inappropriately expends funds needed for basic personal needs
    Has untrue beliefs as to having extensive money or property
    Mismanages funds so that rent and utility bills remain unpaid
    Unable to accept inability or loss of ability to understand complex financial matters leaving him vulnerable to manipulation by unscrupulous individuals

  2. Sickman Fraud

    Britney’s problem is merely that she is insanely wealthy and is catered to by our subervient society and by crackpots like yourself.
    I hope this worthless whore kills herself.

  3. Jhendrx

    Shenanigans –
    Evil shenanigans…

  4. Jhendrx

    Shenanigans –
    Evil shenanigans…

  5. hausfrau

    51- Did you write that during your time in Happyland? Very good. It’s time to make our Valentine potholders now, so come along.

  6. Michelle

    You know what would be weird? If Britt came back all Steford-Wifey and acting normal. Then when you asked her about the inicident, she would act like nothing was wrong. Seriously it really makes me wonder why half of these starlettes pop a sping? Maybe they are really robots?

  7. Michelle

    You know what would be weird? If Britt came back all Steford-Wifey and acting normal. Then when you asked her about the inicident, she would act like nothing was wrong. Seriously it really makes me wonder why half of these starlettes pop a sping? Maybe they are really robots?


    Get your save Britney t-shirt


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