Britney Spears is ‘gravely disabled’

February 1st, 2008 // 61 Comments

Britney Spears has apparently been labeled “gravely disabled” by UCLA doctors which means she’s a candidate for involuntary commitment. Apparently she’s unable to take care of basic needs such as food and shelter. Really? Because she’s constantly out to eat or checking into hotels. I’m no psychiatrist but I’m pretty sure that’s food and shelter. Anyway, Britney is considered to be in a “manic state” and was hurling accusations at her mom which TMZ elaborated on:

We first reported that Britney accused her mother of sleeping with her boyfriend. Now we have more. We’re told Britney screamed, “The only reason she’s admitting me is because she wants to be alone with her boyfriend! She wants to sleep with my boyfriend!!” Britney never said exactly who she was talking about.

When Brit calmed down, she talked about her kids, how much she misses them and how it’s unfair that she doesn’t have them.

But fear not fellow Britney lovers! Britney is seeing the best of psychiatrists, according to People:

“She’s an excellent clinician and an excellent psychiatrist,” says Harold Young, the clinical director at the Maple Counseling Center in Beverly Hills, where Spears’s psychiatrist Dr. Deborah Nadel worked for about five years.

In the meantime, Sam Lufti has been making In-N-Out Burger runs for Britney. Can’t acquire food, huh? Those better be therapeutic cheeseburgers otherwise I’ll cry “shenanigans!” Then it’ll only be a matter of time until CNN follows my lead. Little known fact: Wolf Blitzer’s my bitch. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to send my little Wolfman on a coffee run. I like it fresh from Colombia.


  1. liz

    poor britney

  2. liz

    poor britney

  3. #1 hater

    i hope they keep her there forever…….

  4. Jade

    Ya know, it is really actually kind of disgusting that there is zero privacy for people. I like my gossip as much as the next person, but this goes above and beyond. Why are hospital staff talking to people and telling them this? This is nobody’s business, and it is disgustingly intrusive. Yeah, she’s whacked in the head. Nobody should be releasing medical details, and anyone leaking this stuff should be fired. Nice lack of integrity for the almighty bribe.

  5. Guy

    Hilarious, you go girl.

  6. Guy


    That would be because its made up, they wouldn’t really.

  7. Yeah In-N-Out are therapeutic cheeseburgers…they’re the best…EVER. Gugh, can you imagine what will happen if she’s eating cheeseburgers without 10 laxatives a day?

  8. Gerald_Tarrant

    Hahaha, holy shit. My parents made me and my sister go to the Maple Center when we were kids because we hated our stepdad. That place is a fucking joke.

    It’s just a matter of time before Brit gets her ‘heath’ on.

  9. woodhorse

    They can’t force her to take any medication unless she’s in imminent danger of hurting someone so I’m still putting my money on Team Britney. If they get her quieted down, she may start medication to get her kids back. Lufti is surely in this for the money but he is really really earning that money.

    Note to Adnan: Caveat Emptor.

  10. Marcela

    …it’s spelled Colombia dude

  11. Igottabemeeee

    How do we know he isn’t slipping her the daily “fix” in that burger? He still looks and acts like a drug dealer – or a used car salesman.

  12. Purple Fairy

    Sad, sad girl. I feel genuinely sorry for her.

  13. amrka

    poor britney. She is so hot. i am a big fan. I just saw her profile on millionaire dating site last week. I will have a look.

  14. null

    “best of psychiatrists”, and it’s not Dr. Phil? WTF! Quick! Someone please call in that towering genius of psychiatry!

  15. All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi. But SHE WOULDN’T GIVE IT TO ME. JUST A PEPSI

  16. Conscience Found

    I have bipolar too. I had some things similar to what shes going thru. One trait of mania is a lack of impulse control – think about all the crazy behavior and the flashing. The day before I was hospitalized I was speeding around in my car just like Brit.

    Bipolar usually shows up in the person’s 20′s. I was 29. She is 26. I am doing really well and take the meds. Not taking meds for her = more motorcades, helicopters and hospitals.

    She will need to learn a lot more about taking care of herself than she ever has in the past. Probably, she should live with a loved one and give up a lot of the lifestyle and freedoms she has now. Certainly, her lifestyle overstimulates her which is not a good thing. I hope she reaches a new normal where she can see things for what they are and where job one is taking care of herself.

    Oh yeah and in the hospital I was with a really fat smelly bulldozer operator who kept whacking off. Talk about motivation.

  17. lisa

    she is dating a young multi-millionaire on millionaire dating site CelebMingle .com now. I saw her profile on that site last week.

  18. BiPolar Kid

    Big Deal.

    Her actions are nothing like the nuts I’ve seen when my mom has been hospitalized.

    She is just getting treated with kid gloves because she is a super rich celebrity. Really, does she need a police escort to a hospital, what a waste of police time, and an ambulance, too.

    I don’t feel sorry for her one bit. Just you watch, as soon as she is stabilized, she will stop taking her meds and go nuts again.

    She should kill herself and go tits up on us, so we don’t have to see all of this nonsense over and over again, and to spare her kids a life time of having to take care of her. I know, it really sucks having to take care of your own parent when you are 13 and then for the rest of your life since everyone else dumps them. Well, what I’m trying to say is that all psy. doctors suck!

  19. tight lipped smiler

    Don’t cry for Brit. I’m sure she’s trading soiled underpants with all the dancing nuts, driving the wheelchairs over the electroshock therapists feet, and giving the drooling lunatics a great nudie show — all the antics we loved from her on the outside!

  20. Auntie Kryst

    @15 Fuck yeah Frist, great qoute! There’s got to be a good DK qoute to go along with that as well.

  21. Anonymous


    Once you’ve had your look, could you please get back to us and let us know if she was on that millionaire site? I’m dying to know too. I want to marry a rich millionaire. I’m going to tell all my friends about your site, maybe we can all find the love of your life. Thank you so much.

  22. woodhorse

    Hotness is the Pete Doherty post with him kissing another male band member. Any kisses from Petey are hot.

  23. Anonymous


    I went to to find out the name of the young millionaire that Britney is dating, but I couldn’t find it. I want to date a young millionaire too. Could I contact you personally? I really want to find out more about this. Please let me know. Thank you so much.

  24. Gerald_Tarrant


    ST and DK still kick ass. Time to run off to illegally download some music. (Someday I will finally ruin that evil music industry)

  25. Auntie Kryst

    I’m glad she’s in the hospital. It’s making me think of her in place of Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. I can just picture Fucktard talking about her great new therapist. “In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don’t know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch.”

  26. For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn

    You should probably lay off her, douche.

  27. RENEE...

    I don’t know about that Sam guy…I’m really starting to get the “Howard K. Stern a la Anna Nicole” vibe from him. Wouldn’t trust him with a freakin candybar. And I’m still pissed off about the whole cavalcade parade for Britney; thats just ridiculous. I feel sorry for all the California taxpayers that are constantly paying for all this nonsense; like Britney is royalty or something. Yeh, she’s famous, so what. They didn’t need to go to those extreme lengths. And yeah, she’s screwed up. So are a lot of other people. I think some really bad things have happened to her. I’m just waiting to hear the “I was molested as a child” revelation (which is sad, don’t get me wrong). I just really think thats a big part of her problem; aside from her postpartum depression and her bipolar disorder, and her being used by who knows how many people in the industry, and whored out by her own mother. I would pity her but at this point I have no more pity left for the girl. If she doesn’t die soon she’s gonna end up getting some innocent bystander killed in the awful chaos that she’s helped fuel. Okay, I could be wrong, just my 2 (opinionated, judgemental) cents…whoops! Sorry God.

  28. Hey, I think we’re missing the real point here. Padded Cell-Black Flag..

    Yay Britney!!! Think the first job for the therapist is to chop off her annoying British personality. Hope it bleeds just enough to hurt, but not enough to kill her. I would be bored if she died..

  29. JM

    The last person I saw wear colored wigs and get this messed up was Kurt Cobain. Only he was talented. And the world lost more than it gained by his death. I guess what I am trying to say is Brit’s going to end up at a cabin with a shotgun lying next to her. The only differences will be a public celebration will follow rather than a vigil, and she will be found with a shotgun wound to her foot along with a broken jaw, teeth, and nose from trying to suck on the butt of the gun and pulling the trigger.

  30. Really, this bitch gets more and more interesting. I’d love to smoke a bowl with this crazy ass freak. Then I’d punch her in the duodenum for shits and giggles.

  31. p0nk

    the only upside to all of this is that by the time she gets out, Lufti will have blown all of her money.

  32. I hope she dies and her fans too

    You know, I think of all the people in this world with considerably greater skills and intellect that could use some of the money someone like her has for good. Hmmm let’s see what $100,000,000 can do. Uh that is giving 10,000 people who are smart and poor $10,000. Wow. Yeah I like how all the money goes to the top 1% of this sewer of a country. The rich cavort without a care. I worked PHYSICALLY injured and in pain many times in my life as well as have countless others. Not to mention when I was young I went hungry.

    All of you vicarious rejects that support any of these morons I suggest focusing your attention of real talent, like the authors of the classics in literature and music and you will realize most of them remained poor.
    Madona for one has no talent at all and is treated as a goddess. Who is this whore? American idol focuses on sexy trash with common marketable singing. Nothing more.Kelly Clarkson. Fat useless loser. All of them nobodies.
    And so…I hope Britney dies and all of her fans. Fuck off.
    Keep up the good work making fun of these asslicks.

  33. Grey

    Butter my butt and call me a biscuit !

  34. Grey

    Butter my butt and call me a biscuit !

  35. lili

    i hope she gets the help she needs, so that she can actually take care of her sons. i have no doubt she misses them, any mother would.

  36. D. Richards (Masochist.)

    I heard that when Bi-polars are manic they give the best head! Whoopee!

    ‘Gravely’ disabled? Yeah, that’s what I’ve been hoping, the grave part — I already knew she was disabled.

  37. Auntie Kryst

    @26 I probably should layoff her? Sorry twat, I didn’t know I was interferring with her therapy? Go send her a get well card if you really give a shit.

  38. zane

    This is such a great time for tabloids. The truth is, none of her doctors are talking. But for some reason everybody believes that they would. So writers sit down and brainstorm plausible stories, which are pure fiction, and release them as if they had inside sources. “Gravely disabled” isn’t a term shrinks use, especially when it comes to involuntary commitment. The person is either “competent” to live independently or not. She was living that way right up until she got into the ambulance. There’s zero chance of an involuntary commitment. All she has to do is say “I’m fine, I’m not going to hurt anybody, let me go” in a relatively clear-headed way, and she’s out. Nobody who can pull it together, even in a minimal way, should be locked up against their will.

  39. woodhorse

    In mourning for Britney’s illness, this will be the only post this weekend.

  40. Sando

    “Then I’d punch her in the duodenum for shits and giggles.”

    With crazy Britney and her 10-pack of laxatives, I don’t think you have to punch her to get either one of those.

  41. Anthony

    I could see committing her…to the inpatient Dermatology unit.

  42. Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation

    She’s ‘gravely disabled” alright …. “MENTALLY disabled” …… The cow entertains the paparazzi just like she’s on stage and someone (probably Sammy the Luffti ) calls the law for an escourt so his Ca$h Cow makes it through the photogs successfully and on to her destination ….. wherever she’s appearing ALMOST-live at the time (be it on stage or in the psych ward or at the 7-11)

  43. Ginna

    We should all be glad she’s off the streets if she’s a danger to herself and others. She needs to have time to herself without the possibility of being an attention whore and having the paparazzi follow her every move. The media may not be the cause of her mental condition but they sure as hell aren’t helping. Oh and Thanx Mr. Superficial for spelling Colombia right, so many people replace the second o with a u, so props to you for not being ignorant!

  44. fuckyall

    you are all a bunch of fuck tards! I bet half you idiots are on fucking prozac.

  45. dr phil

    Oh, Britney…..what next? My oh my, watching her complete downward mental spiral is just SO entertaining! More! More! More!

  46. fried ricer

    This whole mess has now become sad.


    I am a Harvard University, U.S.A. M.D. (1993) If Ms. Britney Spears needs any medicine for her brain it is probably medicine that is only available from small parts of Asia and available only to a small number of medical specialists around the World.

    Many cases of brain disorder that are branded autism and that are similarly labelled are in fact caused by sexual and non-sexual assaults i.e. these brain disorders are not innate as is often claimed.

    Maybe Ms. Britney Spears has been raped or something, and this has had a negative affect on her brain. Bi-polar disorder is self-caused by knowingly doing wrong, but the sufferer (and psychiatrist) often has nil idea that this is the case. So, Ms. Britney Spears does not have bi-polar disorder. I do not think Ms. Britney Spears is insane at all, I think it is a big case of ‘they’ve got it all wrong’. (I am properly psychiatrically qualified).

    Will all this culminate in a Marilyn Monroe type murder that is made to look like suicide?

    Maybe special brain medicine only available from small parts of Asia that is only available to a small number of medical specialists around the World is needed here, but I doubt that this is possible. Maybe Ms. Britney Spears has had her brain assaulted in some way/various ways. Who knows?

  48. Velgar Svingimmindir

    I am a neurosurgeon from Greenland. I am convinced that living life as a self indulging whore with a tendency to exhibit grotesque cunteral flashing is a manifestation of what should be repressed decency sublimated obliquely by overt skankatonia.
    I suggest suicide.

  49. crazy otto

    is that her “boyfriend” taking the pictures?

  50. whoisthis

    it is clear that whoever normally writes for this blog isn’t writing here anymore. writing style different. sense of humor different.

    who are you and what did you do with the other guy? reveal yourself!

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