Britney Spears is going British again

November 3rd, 2008 // 47 Comments

Britney Spears is set to promote her new album in two weeks on British television’s The X Factor which features American Idol‘s Simon Cowell. The Daily Mail reports:

The star will be singing her new record Womaniser on the show later this month, because Simon Cowell is a fan.
He said: ‘I’m really excited about it, because she has got her act together and the new record is terrific.
‘She has come back from a very dark place and is a terrific artist.’

Great. Let’s put Britney Spears around a bunch of people with English accents and see if she doesn’t come back talking like them again. Real smart. Why don’t I just start using her kids as roller skates and save everybody the rush? Then, while I’m at it, maybe start posting pics of cold cuts, so no one’s alarmed when Britney’s vagina starts popping up. No, seriously, I think I have some prosciutto in the fridge…

UPDATE: Even better; Corned beef hash.

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  1. an ex-fan

    I used to be a big fan of Britney, however now I’m not. From her physical appearance which she obviously doesn’t care about much anymore to how she declined to hire a hitman to take care of K-Fed, I’m just disappointed overall. Oh and her mom had better hope the grim reaper takes a long time to get to her because I’d hate to go where she’s going…

  2. The White Urkle

    I would eat her cold cuts any time. I’d even let my wife watch.

  3. THIRD

    THIRD?

  4. havoc

    I don’t care if that snapper was gold-plated. Britney’s blown.

    I just can’t see going down there.

    .

  5. mamadough

    i will never be able to understand the slack-jaw, head-bent forward, retarded way of smiling the way she does. she looks like she needs a horse bit in the mouth.

  6. Dork

    Should’ve left her in the trailer park…..

    Hey, Britney, my doggy misses you… woof, woof

  7. silverdollar

    She’s improved alot and looks good compared to how she looked before…..but her chest is gross and old looking…..and why does her hair always look dirty and greasy?

  8. Tim

    In related news, Sarah Palin just announced that she received an important phone call from the British Prime Minister, Oliver Clothesoff.

  9. Stanky

    I would eat the corn out of her ass.

  10. Kate

    Simon doesn’t host it! He’s just a job. Gorgeous dermot hosts it…. Im scared that they’ll make the contestants sing britney songs… :S

  11. Kate

    Simon doesn’t host it! He’s just a judge. Gorgeous dermot hosts it…. Im scared that they’ll make the contestants sing britney songs… :S

  12. diddleysquat

    I’m guessing that Simon has some financial stake in Brit’s British album distribution….?

  13. @13 Whan does Simon ever do that does not benifit his wallet? That is why he has 1.2 million dollar sports car..

  14. has anyone seen this site yet? Is it real?

    http://www.britney-diditagain.com/

  15. Mama Pinkus

    she looks happy; good for her

  16. My God.

    Is there anything Obama WON’T DO to become president?

    It was just reported that his grandmother died.

    Gimme a break. She was dying of cancer and they obviously maintained her life support carefully so that they could euthanize her right before the election, so that Obama will get a huge sympathy vote and McCain/Palin will look heartless while RIGHTFULLY pointing out what a total disaster Obama would be for this country.

    You know, it all starts with the gleeful support Obama and his koolaid-drinkers have for all types of abortions under all types of circumstances. They have absolutely no respect for life, or for anything else, for that matter. So they inhumanly prolong this poor woman’s suffering just so that Obama can get a perfectly timed flood of sympathetic media coverage about how his grandmother raised him for much of his life (and then, how he threw her under the “racism” bus when defending Rev. Wright, which was before he threw Rev. Wright under the bus…nah, they won’t mention any of that).

    Disgusting. Obama just might be the single most evil person ever to be elected president. Hopefully he’ll lose – let’s all root for the Bradley effect – but if he manages to ACORN-out a fraudulent victory, hopefully somebody will go MLK Jr on his skinny ass, and quickly.

  17. #17 Go fuck yourself

    I’m actually voting for Obama ya fucking idiot..

  18. #17, you know, I didn’t even read that log winded pile of shit you wrote under my name, but now that I have, I’m assuming you reside in some sort of “arium”

  19. Frist? you just told Karl Rove to go eff himself…

  20. js

    God, you are such a fucking idiot it’s not even funny. Of all the conspiracy theories this has got to be the most loony. Keeping someone with cancer alive long enough to win votes is the biggest sack of horse shit I’ve ever heard, and I would expect some people to be better than that.

  21. 1moreidiotintheworld

    It’s the Big Giant Head from 3rd Rock From The Sun!!!

  22. Hitler

    She looks RETARDED. Under policy, she should be exterminated.

  23. Beastman AIDS

    #17
    Are you just pasting that into every random forum you find or did you legitimately think Thesuperficial was a political forum where a bunch of mouth breathers bukake each other with stupid?

    Actually – I spose half the time that IS what thesuperficial is…

  24. Hitler

    She looks RETARDED. Under policy, she should be exterminated.

  25. @17 Amen FRIST!

    Liberals all bitched and moaned about “vetting” with Palin while simultaneously forgetting the hidden medical records, missing years, incomplete birth certificate, illegal alien aunt, and 120 something “present” votes Obama made in his short history. He’s a fucking idiot and so are all of his white guilt and racist black followers.

  26. traccy

    I enjoy her music. It’s a big surprise that she has joined ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ and start her journey to new love. I believe ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ is the right place

    for this talent girl.

  27. traccy

    I enjoy her music. It’s a big surprise that she has joined ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ and start her journey to new love. I believe ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ is the right place

    for this talent girl.

  28. mimi

    GO BRITNEY!

  29. BrandiLye

    I truly love this broad. Yay, Britney.

  30. Me 2

    Ok she makes this weird face whenever she is trying to say “Hi!” to paparazzi and smile at the same time and she’s gotten too old for it. Like, I’ve literally been making her watch that face since I was 11 and I first wanted to be her but she needs to stop…she’s grown up now, it looks stupid.

    Also, I’m *guessing* that the reason her eyebrows are completely un-plucked is because nowadays its trendy to have thick eyebrows but it also doesn’t work for her.

    Her chest is overly wrinkly for someone her age, which isn’t surprising because I once heard she used to have a tanning bed in her tour bus, but still I feel like all it takes is a little makeup…

  31. THE NAIVE AMERICAN SMILE OF britney IS BACK, folks!!

  32. demen

    Next time I see her unhinging her jaw to go “hhhhhhhiiiiii y’aaaaaaalllllll…” at the paps, I will take a staple gun to her face.

  33. Nella

    What is with her hair? It used to look fantastic – now it looks thin and flat or something. She has money to take care of that. And she looks so mommish – what is up with that outfit? It’s not all that flattering.

  34. Nella

    What is with her hair? It used to look fantastic – now it looks thin and flat or something. She has money to take care of that. And she looks so mommish – what is up with that outfit? It’s not all that flattering.

  35. tahnee

    right, let me get this straight. our dear britters shaved her head bald. so now she wears a wig. but the wig has regrowth and greasy roots. WHAT THE HELL?

  36. supersex

    i’d still want to fuck her in the ass!!!

  37. jojo

    what? Isn’t she the representation of American beauty? Short, stubby, blonde with a big retarded smile?

  38. fletcher

    #38 you forgot arse the size of a truck

  39. closeyourmouthyall

    gah she makes the dumbest fucking retarded faces!

  40. jojo

    she clearly has an oily scalp….can someone explain to this trailor trash that oily hair needs to be washed every single day because it looks greasy and it stinks….or do they not have the water pressure in the trailor to wash daily??? That really pisses me off….If you’re gonna be a public figure at least wash your nasty wig!

  41. Kate

    Funny how he says she’s this “terrific artist”, when he would boot her ass so fast from an AI audition she wouldn’t know what hit her.

    I think he’s looking to bang her.

  42. Katherine

    Okay, I am tired of people in here claiming another stole there “name.” Get something more original then. You DO NOT have ownership of letters…I recently read the comments of two losers on these threads talking about who owned “b” as a nickname…give me a fucking break, now you think you own a letter. I mean, if I see a million more Katherines up in here, I am not going to say they stole my name. What a joke. Oh, and this is a Britney thread, not an Obama/McCain/Palin thread!!! Talk about Britney, not washed out politicians that are going to do nothing for this country. We have to choose between an old geezer who has less time to live than a bee, a lady who makes Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson seem like scientists, and a black wannabe who is trying to take my money to give it to lazy ass inner city scum, dirty minorities, and white trash. Good lord, whatever happened to hardwork. That said, we must pick the lesser of the evils and pick Obama, at least he has Joe Biden by this side.

    Back to Britney, what is up with that double chin she gets every time she makes that dumb face. Brit, get real and pose for these!!! Show the world you finally got hot again.

  43. g0dless

    Anyone else acting the way Britney does gets committed to a mental institution.

    Unless they claim their deity speaks to them, such as jeesus, g0d etc. Those people become televangelists.

  44. Sarah Palin

    G0ds will must be done. Pray for that. Pray for our servicemen being sent to fight wars, they are being sent to do g0ds will. Pray for them as they do g0ds work.

  45. Debbie

    I love Britney! She is such a great singer&dancer. She’s really pretty and nice too.

  46. Debbie

    Britney doesn’t mind what other people say about her anyway. Go Britney! You’re fantastic just the way you are.

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