Britney Spears is so stressed about her pop comeback her hair is falling out. Reports claim that Britney is wearing huge hats to cover her thinning hair line. One source said:
‘It looks like the poor poppet is suffering from stress-related alopecia. The real cause of her thinning hair is her constant fretting about getting slim and developing a new look for her return to pop.”
In less than one year, Kevin Federline has made Britney fat, annoying, and now bald. Although I guess I should take some responsibility for putting the pressure on her to thin down. Calling somebody a beached whale might not be the self-esteem booster I thought it was.
MeganHarris | March 9, 2006 at 3:01 pm
one more thing she has in common with my own boyfriend.
LRo9 | March 9, 2006 at 3:05 pm
It’s also common to lose lots of hair about 6 months after giving birth because of post-pregnancy hormones, but definitely not so much hair that you go bald! Yuck. I can’t wait to see what she’ll look like when the balding is complete. If I knew how to use photoshop, I would make a picture of it. HINT HINT…
CheekyChops | March 9, 2006 at 3:07 pm
LRo9, I do think you’d be doing a service by photoshopping her bald so that the world won’t be too shocked when it actually happens. Link please.
suzy | March 9, 2006 at 3:10 pm
lol, well maybe if she stopped coloring her hair so many times… and always getting extentions…
i always wondered why the hell she cut her hair if she was always gonna get extentions to cover it up? LET IT GROW!!!
jeez… oh and pretty soon christina aguilera will be going baled… she’s died her hair more times than who knows what!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 9, 2006 at 3:12 pm
I believe this site single-handedly is causing the bulk of Britney’s stress-related ugliness. How could you do this to Louisiana’s sexiest export? Really, that’s the best we can do. For shame, editors, for shame.
Lynette Carrington | March 9, 2006 at 3:13 pm
And EXACTLY how many hints does Brit need to get rid of K-Fed? It’s time he becomes K-Fed-EX.
Chica44 | March 9, 2006 at 3:15 pm
Here’s what she would look like bald. Too bad this is also a pick of her when she was thin, but you get the point.
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/britney%20spears%2002.jpg
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 9, 2006 at 3:20 pm
Ho ho, Lynette Carrington, you slay me
Topaz Vamp | March 9, 2006 at 3:33 pm
What the hell’s a poppet?
Tania | March 9, 2006 at 3:45 pm
I wonder if her pubic hair is falling out too? She’ll go from a shag rug to hardwood floors without the pain of waxing!
Ugh, I can’t believe I’m jealous of someone who’s balding.
Zanna | March 9, 2006 at 3:47 pm
“constant fretting about getting slim”…..okay…I thought she was pregnant again? I don’t think making a pregnant comeback is going to be hot.
booface | March 9, 2006 at 3:47 pm
nice cameltoe in the bald picture.
SuperSpence | March 9, 2006 at 4:07 pm
If a girl wants to lose her pubic hair that’s perfectly acceptable. Losing hair on top of her head, however, is completely unacceptable and will not be tolerated in any polite society.
Get thee to a nunnery, you balding fatass!
sophiecatrupertjerk | March 9, 2006 at 4:10 pm
Wow – a pregnant and bald comeback. Now that’s hot!
Also, nice cameltoe in the bald picture. Maybe K-Fed should go for her ass, after all, it is the other vagina.
drinkthebones | March 9, 2006 at 4:30 pm
Calling somebody a beached whale might not be the self-esteem booster I thought it was.
^^ well now, i don’t know. i definitely felt better after you said it.
playahater101 | March 9, 2006 at 4:33 pm
I think God is telling her to leave K-fed. Maybe the stress of having a cheating husband is having that effect. Her and Kelly Osborne should swap balding remedies.
Zed | March 9, 2006 at 4:35 pm
The bald head will go nicely with the unwashed hair, bulging tummy (preggers or not), and obviously-not-put-together-by-a-stylist way of dressing.
Hey, she’s already hit rock bottom–what can a little baldness do to make her look worse?
Embrace the baldness, Britney. Embrace it. It’s so … you.
Doc | March 9, 2006 at 5:02 pm
ive pretty much lost all hope of her ever being hot again… a sad day for us all, but it was nice while it lasted… is there any pop star out there thats actually getting better looking??? I guess maybe Kelly Clarkson?
Jayne | March 9, 2006 at 5:02 pm
first Kelly Osbourne and now Britney :(
Sad times.
Georgia | March 9, 2006 at 5:13 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I will never be sick of hearing about Britney’s misfortunes.
I’m usually a nice person, but she deserves everything she gets for torturing me through out high school with her “music” and slutty appearance.
I hope all of the guys who were busy pleasuring themselves to her image are happy now.
miadm2002 | March 9, 2006 at 5:30 pm
Who cares? She’s fat, stupid, trampy and now she’s going bald. Thanks for small favors, now maybe she won’t think she can sing either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CantBeANun | March 9, 2006 at 5:34 pm
Are you kidding me? You tend to lose quite a bit of hair after having a baby. The “reports” say she is going bald, of course that is what the “reports” say because it makes a story. No one cares to hear about hair falling out due to post-pregnancy hormones
Give the girl a break already
Kimbo | March 9, 2006 at 5:51 pm
I’m not even gonna lie[I know this is totally evil], while all the stories on The Superficial make me smile, this one actually made me all warm and tingly inside: HAPPY.
*Being married to K-Fed.
*Being compared to a beached-whale.
*Apparently,always eating Cheeto’s according to this site, lol.
*And now balding?
Who would’ve guessed this would’ve been her life a few short years ago? =D
andrewthezeppo | March 9, 2006 at 5:56 pm
I still can’t believe it took this long for everybody to realize she’s not attractive whithout extentions, professional make up, lighting and photo touch-ups.
Years ago, like the Ooops I did it Again era she was already hedious when not spackled with make-up and pounds of fake hair. But at least she used to have a nice body.
BoardBetty | March 9, 2006 at 7:55 pm
#10 – try chemotherapy. You’ll be hair-free in no time with little to no pain whatsoever!
gogoboots | March 9, 2006 at 11:32 pm
I didn’t know women that young could go bald, except Kelly Osbourne, but that’s from dyeing your hair a million times in the last year or so. Brits needs to get over the comeback and getting fat and just retire. There’s plenty of other female popstars who suck that can take her place…there’s like an assembly-line machine that just pops ‘em right out…!
VinSlayer | March 9, 2006 at 11:40 pm
Call me crazy, but it kind of makes me feel bad for her. Damn, she just had a kid, she shouldn’t be expected to be slim immediately. On the flip side, her hill billy trailer trash ass should have the common courtesy of saving us all from seeing her fat post-pregnancy ass in a freakin’ bikini. Have some common sense!
christee | March 10, 2006 at 1:26 am
after the last few weeks, rotten.com should have a page each for shitney and parisite (downward spiral, anyone?). it’s gonna be ok, brit…duckboy still loves you!
ning_ning | March 10, 2006 at 2:54 am
That’s all that salt water making her hair fall out you know she is trash, she doesn’t wash her hair, looks like a slob, maybe she can go on the Maury show and get a makeover and Rogaine might donate her some products for them to endorse for them for her baldness?
HughJorganthethird | March 10, 2006 at 7:07 am
Fat, Pale, Bitchy, Smelly and Bald. K-Fed is a lucky dude.
NaughtyBits74 | March 10, 2006 at 9:44 am
“her return to pop” <—why does she have to come back? who misses her? And why is she worrying about hairloss? There is such a thing as hair pieces and extensions…many of which I know she’s worn on many ocassions.
cheetaqueen | March 11, 2006 at 9:25 pm
hardwood floors are beautiful, shes not. You cant put her in the same context as hardwood floors.
“”"”I wonder if her pubic hair is falling out too? She’ll go from a shag rug to hardwood floors without the pain of waxing”"”
dodah1 | March 13, 2006 at 12:40 pm
A return to what? She’s over. Someone really should tell her that by now. Seriously.
mykerocker1 | April 11, 2006 at 7:35 pm
i think its sad when people pick on celebrities. they are still people. i guess it makes people who feel bad about themselves feel better. britney spears just had a baby and my sister had problems losing her baby weight too, its normal. u can alugh at her but people could be saying the same stuff as you. i think shes trying hard to look good so give it a rest. nasty coments can hurt people
mykerocker1 | April 11, 2006 at 7:37 pm
she will return buddyjust wait. if you were famous how would ya’ll feel about seeing this if it was about you
my2centsthatsall | February 17, 2007 at 8:44 pm
I had a baby 4 months ago, I going bald too!! I finally have something in common with the girl!!!! : (
My children use car seats!!!!!
HAIR RESTORATION | March 18, 2008 at 8:03 am
she will look cute after getting bald
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