Britney Spears is going bald
Britney Spears is so stressed about her pop comeback her hair is falling out. Reports claim that Britney is wearing huge hats to cover her thinning hair line. One source said:
‘It looks like the poor poppet is suffering from stress-related alopecia. The real cause of her thinning hair is her constant fretting about getting slim and developing a new look for her return to pop.”
In less than one year, Kevin Federline has made Britney fat, annoying, and now bald. Although I guess I should take some responsibility for putting the pressure on her to thin down. Calling somebody a beached whale might not be the self-esteem booster I thought it was.